Mock Interview With Big Foot
10/16/02

  Welcome ladies and gentlemen. Today we
have a special surprise for you... We're going
on a field trip!
  After hearing news reports of a recent sight-
ing of Big Foot, I decided to make the trek to
northern Ohio to see if I could get an interview
with him. I know there has been much con-
troversy over the existence of Big Foot and
I'm hoping to put an end to them today, one
way or another.
  Joining me on this trip are Jill and Mike, who
have graciously offered to help out. I believe
Mike has the van loaded and ready to go, so
we'll hook up with you again once we reach
our destination.
Unfortunately, we were having a bit of trouble with the camera at this point. However, the rest of the pictures came out very clear considering the circumstances.
RT: Here we are folks, hiking our way through the woods, somewhere in
       northern Ohio. We ran across some odd looking footprints about two
       hours ago, so we've been following them in hopes of finding Big
       Foot. So far, we haven't seen any other signs of him.

    <<Jill brought her camera with her, so we were able to capture images
      of the events of the day. Click
here X to view.>>

MB: I think we're lost.

RT: Don't be silly, we're in Ohio... how big could it be?

JK: <<whinning>> Can we please go home, I'm tired!

RT: Just a little bit further. Besides, I think I see a 7-11 sign up there.

JK: O! 7-11! Cool, I want to get a...

MB: What was that?

RT: What was what?

MB: I thought I saw something move over there.

JK: Oh you did not, you just don't want to leave.

MB: <<whispering>> Shh... I hear something.

JK: <<in a loud whisper>> Don't shush me, I can talk if...

MB: Look! Over there!

RT: What the...

JK: Is that...

   <<this is where we got our first good view of Big Foot>>

RT: Damnit Mike, you scared it!

MB: Well don't just stand there, come on, let's follow it!

   <<after following Big Foot for a couple of mintues, Jill stopped dead in
      her tracks and sat down>>

RT: <<frantic>> What are you doing?

JK: I have a rock in my shoe, hang on.

RT: <<yelling to Mike, who had stopped several yards ahead of us after
       finally noticing we weren't behind him>> Hang on! She has a rock in
       her shoe!

MB: <<yelling back>> What? But we're gonna lose him!

   <<Jill got her shoe back on and we caught up to Mike>>

RT: Which way did he go?

MB: Over there.

JK: Over where? I don't see anything.

RT: There he is! Hurry!

   <<we ran to the area where we had seen our Big Foot, but lost sight of
     him again as we tried to cross a creek>>

MB: Man! He got away again! <<to Jill>> I hope you're happy!

JK: I couldn't help! You know how important it is to take care of your
      feet...

RT: Wait, what's that noise?

   << just then, we heard rustling noises coming from a bunch of trees
    directly behind us, we all three turned around cautiously>>

BF: Ug!

RT: <<screeeaaammm!!!>>

MB: <<screeeaaammm!!!>>

JK: <<as she was snapping one last picture, before catching up to us>>
       wow, he's kind of cute.


Epilogue: So there you have it, folks. It was an incredible adventure and we can now say without a shadow of a doubt, that Big Foot really does exist... We have the proof!
Please Note: Once again, this is a Mock Interview. A figment of my imagination and a product of having way to much time on my hands. If I have offended anyone, I sincerely apologize.
Thank You.

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