Here we are once again, Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to my studio. Today we will be doing an interview with Brian Baker, better known as The Sprint PCS Guy.
Although Mr. Baker has had several roles in TV shows such as VIP and Early Edition, he is probably best known for his role as that mysterious cellular man who comes to the rescue when ever someone is having com-munication problems.
I'm very pleased to have him here with us, so let's get right to the interview...
BB: That's not funny, ma'am.
RT: Sorry.... So Brian! How are you doing, are you enjoying all this
fame from the Sprint commercials?
BB: Fame?
RT: Yeah, I bet you have people coming up to you all the time now and
asking about those phones, don't ya?
BB: No, ma'am.
RT: Really? I'm surprised to hear that.
Anyway, I'm going to get right to the point here, Brian. I would like
to know why you haven't shown up on my doorstep with a free
cellular phone?
BB: Excuse me?
RT: Oh, I'm sorry, are we having a communication problem here?
WHY HAVEN'T YOU BROUGHT ME A FREE PHONE?!?
I've smashed I don't know how many phones hoping you would
bring me a new one! And you keep giving them away to everyone
but me!
BB: It's just a commercial, ma'am, I don't really have the phones.
RT: << gets right up in Brian face >> Well I'll tell you what Mister, you
better march your butt down to that Sprint office and get me a
phone!
BB: But, But..
RT: << grabs him by his perfectly pressed lapel and throws him to the
ground >> Don't give me any "buts"! I want my free phone, and I
want it NOW!
BB: Here, take mine!
RT: Oh cool! Thank you... <<looking at her new free phone>>
BB: You're welcome, ma'am. <<standing up and straightening his suit>>
RT: Sorry I had to get so rough there with you Brian, but... Oh look,
I've torn your coat! I'm sorry. Here... let me fix that for you.
BB: No really, it's OK.
RT: Nonsense, let me take that.... <<sewing>> You know Brian, I have
lots of good wife qualities... you're not married, are you?
BB: Umm...
RT: By the way, what size shoe do you wear?
BB: I really have to go now, ma'am.
RT: Oh, OK... well thank you for taking the time to do this interview
with me.
BB: You're welcome.
RT: And there you have it folks, Brian Baker.
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