Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen! This week, we will be doing an interview with that queen of common sense herself, Dear Abby.
Now, I've always wanted to write to Dear Abby, just to see if she could help me with my delusional episodes, but I've never had quite enough nerve. No need for that now, thank goodness, she's going to be right here, in person!
Of course, she doesn't know what I'm up to yet, she thinks this is going to be a regular interview. So please, don't give me away. << wink wink >>
<< knock knock >>
RT: OK, there she is now. Shhh...
Thank you.
-RT
DA: Thank you.
RT: How are you doing today?
DA: Wonderful! How are you?
RT: Huh? What do you mean by that? I'm fine.... Just Fine, I Tell
You! There's absolutely Nothing wrong with me! What makes
you think I'm not OK? << standing on the desk, yelling at the
top of her lungs >> Why are people always asking me that?!?
Do I look like there's something wrong with me?!? And where
did that Dog come from?!? Get that dog out of here!!
CUJOooo!!!!!!!
DA: << amazingly calm for the situation >> Why don't you sit down
in the chair, Dear.
RT: Not until you get that dog out of here!
DA: The dog is gone. Now Sit Down.
RT: OK... actually, I'm going to lay down on the couch, if you don't
mind?
DA: That's fine. Now, do you have any questions for me?
RT: Umm... I wanted to ask you why I'm always having these
feelings of delusion. I mean, I Know it's not real, but somehow,
I can't bring myself to accept the fact.
DA: << a little irritated now >> I was referring to interview
questions, you sound like you have a much more serious
problem. Maybe you should go see a therapist.
RT: You think I'm crazy. Why else would you say that?!? I'm not
crazy, the rest of the world is! So I have a few problems, are
they really That bad?!? I'm sure you've had bad days before,
why are you following me?!?
DA: I have to go now, dear.
RT: You're leaving?!? DON'T GO! I NEED YOU!
DA: Really now! Please let go of my arm.
RT: << on her knees, begging >> Please don't go! I promise, I'll
behave!
DA: Good-bye.
RT: OK, Ladies and Gentlemen, I guess that is the end of this
interview. Lot of help She was. Please join me next week when
I'll be doing an interview with Dr. Spock. It should be a good
one. << wink >>
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