The Uke Kitsune Round Robin
Part 11 - by Crystal

Star: I swear you're just here coz you want to write
Ru-uke...
Crystal: This is the Ru-uke ML, isn't it? ^___^

Foot by foot, the distance between Kenshin and Kaede
decreased, as their blue eyes converted from normal to
irregular heart-shaped ones...

Random UK MLer: Who is this Kenshin anyway? *mutter
mutter complain kicks Crystal and Star*
Crystal and Star: @@ Who did that?

But before the last step could be taken, a bolt of
lightning cut through the sky, the large wooden door
of the place [was it a castle? i forgot...] opened and
sad, depressing background music was played.
Everyone's eyes focussed on the opened doorway and it
was none other than a tall, dark-haired, serious,
green-eyed biseisen who wore a fashionable trenchcoat
and was holding on to a kodachi. His eyes were so
cold, reminiscent of this ML's beloved uke boy's. It
was Shinomori Aoshi.

Kaede could not believe his eyes, "Great great great
great great great great great grand uncle?", he asked.

The beautiful man inclined his head downward, "Yes,
it's me Great great great great great great great
great grand nephew. It is me."

Kenshin forgotten, the tall boy Kaede sauntered over
to his great great great great great great great grand
uncle and bowed his head respectfully. "Welcome,
uncle, to this insane setting where I'm supposed to be
tortured. Would you like to be tortured too? I'm sure
that the other semes could accomodate yet another
dark, angsty beautiful male. It's fine if I lend you
my semes for awhile, great great great great great
great great great grand uncle."

"Isn't he a bit OOC?" Maki muttered to Sendoh, whose
jaw was on the floor.

Kenji, a reversible [could be a seme or an uke]
according to some fics, just shrugged. "It's the bond
between ukes. And they're related too, if you haven't
noticed. They're bound to interact differently amongst
themselves."

Sendoh replaced his jaw and pointed at Aoshi then
Kaede. "I see the resemblance. Will more ukes come?
There's enough semes here!!" He smirked.

Aoshi tilted his head towards Sendoh and raised a fine
eyebrow, making his great great great great great
great great great grand nephew stand next to him and
do the same. They looked like fallen archangels, an
elder brother and a younger one. "Are you the man that
has been ravaging my great great great great great
great great great grand nephew?"

Shaking his head, Sendoh immediately denied, "Ravage
is such a harsh word! I prefer the term, 'making
love'."

...A term that made Kaede snort...

Not really believing Sendoh, Aoshi moved to the side
and opened the door further, revealing the sight of a
few more dark, angsty bishounens and biseisens - his
and Kaede's relatives. In came Subaru [tailed by
Seishirou], Sanzou [immediately glomped by Gojyo], Aya
aka Ran [who kept slapping Youji who was constantly
sneaking a hand to touch indecent parts of him], Lan
[accompanied by his guardian Gingetsu], Tsuzuki
[immediately offered a red rose by Muraki], Hiei
[tailed by misc demons], Kougaiji [carried in by
Dokugakuji since he's been battered again], Killua and
Gon [accompanied by a smirking Hisoka], Tamahome
[arm-in-arm with Nakago], Izumi [being hugged by
Koji], Ryuu [(blushing and) walking side by side with
Araki], Armand [with his master Marius' arm draped on
his shoulders], Remus [walking hand-in-hand with
Sirius], Yuuhi, Aki and Touya [all looking available
and seme-less], Squall [being poked with a gunblade by
Seifer], and finally... Saitou?

...who immediately went over to molest Aoshi.

Making a face, Aoshi looked back in at the remaining
semes who either were entertaining and seducing one of
Kaede's relatives or standing, and staring transfixed
at the other ukes.

"This is Kaede's family. We're all ukes, by the way."

As the semes nodded, Aoshi turned his attention to his
great great great great great great great great grand
nephew, Kaede. "And now, Kaede - "

Everyone gasped.

Where Kaede had previously stood, was nothing but air.

And many meters away, outside the open large wooden
door, as silence reigned, they saw the sight of a tall
redhead who had bound and gagged Kaede, carrying him
on his shoulder as he ran off to ravage the blue eyed
one. He was laughing with glee.

"Nyahahahahaha! Kaede is mine, fools!!!!!!"

It was none other than Sakuragi!