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Twice a week I have class at UCI's Extension, it's after work so I usually am pretty tired when I get there but, Istick it out because I want to get everything I can from these classes. Most of the people that go to these classes are all working in the same field and are professionals who want to stay on top of their game. Now having said that why did I have to sit next to Sleepy McSnoozy last night? Now some of the students thought it was a fucking laugh riot to have some broad passed out face down on her desk...for the first half hour. Our class is 4 hours long and this broad slept through 3 and a half hours of it. Half of the time she was snoring rather loudly and the other half she was talking in her sleep!!! I'm fucking serious! She was startling herself because she was snoring so loud and then every once in a while she would pick up her head as if to answer a question and then just as you thought she might contribute to the discussion she would mumble gibberish for a minute or two. So later when the instructor was going over Statistics I was fucking shocked when she got up and, I shit you not!, stumbled out of class still sleeping. I repeat, I was FUCKING SHOCKED! I then said "You have to be fucking kidding me with this shit!" out loud in class and the class erupted in laughter. This bitch must not have been very far down the hall cause we heard her let out a little scream when, I assume, our laughter woke her up. She came back after a few minutes, probably after she realized it wasn't a dream, and proceeded to fall back to sleep. Fucking unbelieveable! But not as unbelievable as the Instructor's refusal to do anything about it even after I complained 3 times. I paid good fucking money to get an education. I did not pay to listen to Bitch Van Winkle snore and talk to herself all damn class. It's hard enough trying to figure out the tension a 2 ton conveyor will exert on a 1 1/2" wire rope without Sleepy over there snoring and speaking in tounges. Next class I'm bringing an air horn and I swear she better not even blink slow cause I sit right behind her. |
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