Not here yet, but I'm working on it. Hopefully still to come…..

Santa's repressed childhood

Maureen's dark secret

A night on the prowl with the Nibbles

Some more pics for the lot.

But in order for any of that to happen I need plenty of sleep deprivation at 3am. I just can't write this crap when I'm thinking straight, otherwise I realise just how crap it is.

And for anyone who got this far I'd assume you don't care, but no, I am not trying too hard to become the next shakespear. This is just a bunch of crap thrown together as a few sick and twisted incidents and ideas. The plot sucks (if it ever even exists), the characters are superficial, but who cares? If you bothered to get this far my guess is -not you. Top stuff.