1. Stab them through the eye with a carrot when they least expect it

2. Smother them with a lettuce leaf

3. Pelt them to death with your little hard round poo poos

4. Nose twitch at them until they go crazy and commit suicide

5. Sit on their face while they're sleeping

6. Pee into all the electrical appliances not switched on or in use  (but that will be shortly)

7. Convince the pitt bull who harasses you through the fence  next door that humans taste better

8. Stick carrots into every their orifice and let them suffocate

9. Develop a strain of  myxamytosis for people

10. If they're a depressed teen, be really cuddly and affectionate towards them, until they develop a strong emotional dependency to you, then fake your own death

11. Chew through the brake lines on their car

12. For kids, dress up in the easter kit, then visit them late at night and tell them they have to kill themselves to prove they believed in you all along, before they get can any choccy.

13. For an animal lover - jump out in front of their car at high speeds. ONLY if they are a major animal lover!

14. When being cuddled babylike, with your head resting on the inside of their elbow, chew through the veins and arteries there

15. Find a nice, fragile, ready to collapse bridge between two cliffs, and sit there looking all helpless

16. Be really unfriendly all the time, while secretly dieting on radioactive waste and arsenic, then get them a rabbit cookbook for Christmas

17. Make a high explosive using your nitrogen rich urine, and newspaper bedding, and blow them up

18. Make some more explosives, and using your pellet like poop, create a claymore to blow them away

19. Give them fleas. Won't kill them but will bug the crap out of them

20. Impale them on a really long carrot

21. With a few rabbit friends, lead two different rabbit hunting parties on wild chases, straight into each other. With any luck an accident will  happen in the excitement of the hunts

22. Give them hypothermia by peeing on them when it's cold

23. Wrap some grenades up in pretty foil, and hand them out to unsuspecting children

24. Don't eat any hard foods for ages, so your teeth get really long, then go for the throat

25. Stay off any hard surfaces, until your claws are just as long, and disembowel them with a well placed kick

26. Get some friends, a ute, some beer and guns, and go people shooting

27. Tickle them to death with your fluffy tail

28. Chew through various electrical wires until you get adequate sparks, and burn the house down around them

29. Keep getting sick, but not enough to be put down, until you send them broke from vet bills and they kill themselves

30. Find a bunny patrner, do what bunnies do, and crush them in a sea of thousands of bunnies