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WyattEarpa: ok so the invisible man in the book when he eats food it shows up in his belly until it becomes assimilated in his body
WyattEarpa: so we were wondering what his crap looks like
WyattEarpa: like is it invisible until it comes out
WyattEarpa: or does it stay invisible
Hepcat 682: it never dealt with him going to the bathroom?
WyattEarpa: so we came to the conclusion that it stays invisible unless something grows on it
Hepcat 682: what would grow on it
WyattEarpa: so we were like "dude, wouldn't that suck to step in a pile of invisible crap!?!"
WyattEarpa: mold
Hepcat 682: oh
WyattEarpa: but the crap would stay invisible
Hepcat 682: how you would know that you stepped in it
WyattEarpa: b/c it would still be shit
Hepcat 682: I wouldn't feel too bad cause it wouldn't have been my fault for stepping in it
WyattEarpa: it would squish
WyattEarpa: no but you're stepping in crap
WyattEarpa: it's still shit
WyattEarpa: smelly and gross
Hepcat 682: but you couldn't have avoided it though
WyattEarpa: it's NOT about avoiding it
Hepcat 682: but the worst part of stepping in shit is feeling like a dumbass for not watching where you go
WyattEarpa: it's about how weird it would be to be walking and not see anything on the ground but then go squish and have stepped in a pile of shit
Hepcat 682: you wouldn't know it was shit though
WyattEarpa: i don't think that's the worst part
WyattEarpa: the hole principle is the worst part
WyattEarpa: well it would smell
WyattEarpa: and you would definitely know that you stepped in something gross
Hepcat 682: it would squish and you would look and see nothing and then assume that the earth was soft there
Hepcat 682: I would just think it was soft ground
WyattEarpa: the smell
WyattEarpa: the smell
WyattEarpa: it would get stuck on your shoes
WyattEarpa: you would track invisible shit all over the place
Hepcat 682: you wouldn't see it on your shoes though
WyattEarpa: how awful would that be
WyattEarpa: i hadn't even thought aobut that
WyattEarpa: how could you clean it if you couldn't see it
Hepcat 682: right
Hepcat 682: you wouldn't know that you had stepped in anything
WyattEarpa: man that would suck
WyattEarpa: but it would smell
WyattEarpa: oh that's just awful
WyattEarpa: so you wouldn't have a problem stepping in invisible shit?
WyattEarpa: it jsut doesn't seem as awful to you as it does to us
Hepcat 682: why wouldn't he poop in a toilet
WyattEarpa: i don't know?
Hepcat 682: why does being invisible make you poop on the ground
WyattEarpa: there wasn't a toilet around
WyattEarpa: he is on the run from the people in the town
Hepcat 682: do you poop on the ground when there is no toilet around
WyattEarpa: out in the country
WyattEarpa: i haven't, but i would
Hepcat 682: he's invisible, how could they chase him
WyattEarpa: if there wasn't a toilet
WyattEarpa: what other choice do you have
WyattEarpa: ok bad example
WyattEarpa: he's walking from town to town though
WyattEarpa: and it's back in the early 1900's and there are many miles between towns
Hepcat 682: the chances of someone stepping in his poop with all this wide open space around are quite small
WyattEarpa: but it could happen and it would suck
WyattEarpa: right?
Hepcat 682: you wouldn't know that you did it though
WyattEarpa: but the smell
WyattEarpa: remember the smell
Hepcat 682: you wouldn't know where it was coming from
WyattEarpa: only what happens is you are in your car and it's a scenic place and you step in the crap and then you track it back in your house
WyattEarpa: b/c crap never comes off your shoes