| More Opinions...you know that I am correct. |
| Buses: |
| For a long spell during my life, from about the ages of 10 to 17, I, like most others, had to use British buses. Now, I have encountered no problems with buses in cities and towns such as London, Cardiff, and Weymouth, but where I come from, Salisbury, the bus service is just awful. When you step on the bus, which is typically five minutes late in bad weather, or twenty minutes early in good weather (in which case, it will fly past the bus stop without a second thought) the driver will look at you as if you have inconvenienced him by daring to use the service which pays him. After paying him with a note, which will cause an argument for five minutes, as he will have no change, and doesn't recognise your tenner as legal tender, he will drive slowly and shakily through every outpost of civilisation in rural Wiltshire. Quite often, you will be forced to alight your coach and change buses, because one of the drivers just can't be arsed today. Bus drivers also object to anyone moving to open a window or kill a wasp aboard their vehicle, to the extent that you will be thrown off. Nutters also use the bus service. Old war heroes (lying), drunken Scotsmen with small shorts and cider, and old women with wigs will board, and usually talk to Foss, who seems to attract them like a magnet. Paupers like the bus. Despite the astronomical price, whole families of malnourished, poorly behaved children, with even worse behaved, swearing, mothers use the bus as their sole method of transport. (Presumably to lug bags of 'Economy' chips home.) I object to paying �5.25 for going 13 miles, having to share space with these louts and wastrels. I also object to slow service, and rude drivers. There are but a few exceptions to this rule about the drivers. Dave "Thanks", Kirk "alright sticks?!" Douglass, Chris "red face" and the one with the afro from Bemerton Heath. Whoever racially abused him belongs on this page, after he's provided their mothers with a service so that they can bring home the 'Economy' chips. |
| Lawnmowers: |
| These always break, rarely pick up grass as they claim they will, and are hazardous. I wish that every family in Britain could be given a rideable mower. Not only would the chore of mowing the lawn be made substantially easier, but it would be more fun. |
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| Annoying |
| Hoovers: |
| Not hoovers in general, more specifically, the Hoover tm Discovery. Firstly, who calls a device for picking up household dust and small rubbish 'Discovery'? Secondly, this is the vacuum clener which I own. It has two settings, one where you can have these bristles on the front. Here, it picks up nothing, but hair and other undesirable objects get trapped on the bristles. You must now manually shove these into the hoover pipe. The other option is to have no bristles, where nothing at all can be picked up, thus rendering this device USELESS! |
| Jade from Big Brother: |
| This really shouldn't get to me, but it does. How can one person be so annoyingly stupid? I can excuse most acts of stupidity, and sympathise with people who have been born with a smaller brain capacity. But what I really hate is people who don't know what they're saying. An example from Jade is "Escape goat". If you are going to use a word, please be aware of it's correct pronunciation, and never put it in the wrong context. You will, like Jade, appear stupid. Oh, and never, ever, ever call Albert Einstein, "Heinstein". Or associate Mother Teresa and Sherlock Holmes as relations, or believe that East Anglia, or "Angular" as Jade refers to it, is a foreign country. Particularly if you live in London, which is pretty much next door to East Anglia. Only someone as thick as Jade can shout like she does. Thick people seem to have no comprehension of a pain threshold in their ears, and shout to gain attention. These people annoyed me all the way through school. They should have no place in public life. |
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| Beautiful |
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| Not the Hoover 'Discovery'. You don't want to know what else came up in the images when I typed in Vacuum cleaner. |
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