Daveangryrant

As people who know me will agree, I have rather strong opinions on many points. You may not agree with my opinions, but trust me, they are correct. Anyway, so that you can see them, I have decided to put them on this page. Feel free to react angrily to them on the Guestbook... there's nothing I enjoy more than winding people up!

Now, I don't agree with cruelty to animals, like hurting them for fun, but I agree with testing on them. Without this, people would not have any medicine, or more importantly, Timotei. Anyway, some tests are funny, like throwing swans next to a fan to see how long they fly. Stupid people, who wear crap clothes and smell bad because of their revolting seed diet, complain about animal testing. Well i say.... death to them.

Yes, I agree with this all out offensive on the enemies of trying to have a normal life. There isn't a god.....get over it! However, we should leave those poor bastards that have nothing to do with it alone.
One more thing, if I ever meet a British Muslim who has gone to fight for the Taliban, I will nut them. How someone who claims to be British can fight against us is beyond me...they are also supporting the silly Taliban....wankers.

I hardly need to explain do I? You know what I mean, stupid kids walking round wearing the merchandise of bands who they've only heard one song of. Now, I can wear a hoody, and you can wear a hoody, but who gave these children the right to wear one? They only wear them "cos it's cool MATE and my mum thinks it's bad MAN!" Please, go and listen to the Smurfs or Britney.....or Linkin Park.

Now, we're not talking about long power cuts, like week long ones, because they can be cool. Week long ones are where you have to make a fire and eat beans, out of the tin of course, and also catch up on your sleep. No. We are talking about the ones which occur when you are downloading a song, whilst in the middle of a game of Championship Manager, ironing your trousers, using a kettle, and having a shower simultaneously. You get the picture. However, by the time you have adjusted to life without your energy source, like lit candles and gotten the beans out, the bastard has only gone and turned itself back on! Annoying!

Fact 1: Mushrooms are disgusting. Fact 2: Mushrooms are put in every microwave meal. Now, correct me if i'm wrong, but this seems very wrong. Mushrooms contaminate the meals that I live on and love. Their bouncy, rubber texture is wrong, their colour, grey, is wrong, and they look stupid. Don't forget, a nuclear explosion is in the shape of a mushroom, you have been warned.