Autumn Armageddon

Autumn Armageddon is the first PPV of the fall. It is known as the NWO Pay Per View, because the NWO has always been sucessful. But not this year!

FULL RESULTS
September 2nd, 2002
Live at Green Greens

(The Pay Per View begins with Drowning Pool's "Sinner"! Fireworks blast all over the arena as the crowd is on their feet!)
Ryan: AUTUMN HAS ARRIVED! AUTUMN ARMAGEDDON HAS BEGUN!
Jeff: And this is such an awesome arena!
Ryan: Hello everyone this is Ryan and my assistant Jeff. This is Autumn Armageddon, the first PPV of the fall!
Jeff: There is so much to talk about today also! That was Drowning Pool's "Sinner" as the official theme song for Autumn Armageddon! God rest Dave Williams' soul, the lead singer of Drowning Pool.
Ryan: Right. We are live at Green Greens. It is very hot outside also. This is perfect place to be for an event like Autumn Armageddon! The main event today is a mixed Tag Team Match! Mario is teaming up with Fox McCloud and are going against Ganondorf and Bowser!
Jeff: Bowser has Peach while Ganondorf's got Zelda! The 2 princesses are being defended! Mario & Fox could get them back!
Ryan: Also, out in stores now is MARIO SUNSHINE! (shows game box) It is Mario's latest adventure! Only for Nintendo Gamecube! Also starring Yoshi and Peach!
Jeff: I've seen the commercial to that game.
Ryan: Also in 12 days will be Kirby's new anime, "Kirby: Comin At Ya!" On FoxBox September 14th, at 9:00 and 11:00 AM!
Jeff: Are you gonna watch it, Ryan?
Ryan: I got school, Jeff. I got Cross Country meets in Saturday mornings.
Jeff: You suck!
Ryan: Well this PPV is about to begin. I'll see Kirby's show someday.
(Benefit's "Warp To World 69" is playing! The crowd is booing! Mario enters!)
Dean: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the SSB Melee Chairman, MARIO!
Jeff: Mario always has to come out and say something at the beginning of every Pay Per View! I'm sick of it! He's boring!
Ryan: But Mario has alot to say. So much has happened for the past week to today.
Mario: Ah, my favorite season, Autumn! It has begun! Now listen to what I say, everyone! I got a whole bunch of announcements! I sure hoipe you all have bought and played Mario Sunshine! Good game, huh? (crowd boos at Mario!)
Jeff: WOW! These people hate Mario Sunshine! Ha ha!
Mario: I don't care what you people think! I already beat the game! Okay, Mario Sunshine is the greatest game yet! My new weapon, the FLUDD is way better than Luigi's Poltergust 3000! Ha ha ha! (crowd boos) Next announcement! As we saw last week, I won the Intercontinental title over Ness! I am the first ever 2-time Intercontinental Champion! (crowd boos) And by the way! There will be no more Light-Heavyweight Championship! There will be no more Women's Championship! I have deleted those belts for good!
Jeff: Mario is killing his business!
Mario: And ever since Beach Battle ended, my alliance is starting to grow. Today will be the birth of my alliance! And we will make a major impact today! Now let's talk about the main event today!
Jeff: Someone make Mario shutup!
Mario: Bowser, you're the man I want down! You may have defeated me for the first time ever at Beach Battle, but I'm not done yet! I will get Peach back from you! And Ganondorf, you have to be such a bully? Zelda belongs to the NWO, not you! And speaking of the NWO, me & the NWO will win the match! And--(NWO interrupts Mario and the broadcast! The NWO music plays! Fox McCloud enters!)
Jeff: Yes! He shut Mario up!
Ryan: Fox McCloud is Mario's Tag Team partener today!
Jeff: He does not look happy. He looks like he is pissed off!
Ryan: What does Fox McCloud want from Mario?
Fox: You know something Mario?! I've really had it with you and your alliance crap! 2 weeks ago, you cost me & Donkey Kong from winning the Tag Team titles! No, you had to ruin it and save our opponents! For weeks, you've been screwing me & the NWO so many freakin' matches! And you want me to team up with you?!
Mario: Listen to me, Fox McCloud! Put all that behind! You are supposed to concentrate on Ganondorf, not me! We're allies in this match! After today, then you can concentrate on me, since I'm going to kill the NWO--(crowd is cheering as Fox gets seriously pissed off!)
Ryan: Uh oh! Shouldn't have said that!
Mario: Oops! Sorry I said that Fox McCloud! (FOX ATTACKS MARIO! THE CROWD GOES NUTS!)
Jeff: YES! BEAT MARIO'S ASS!
Ryan: Fox is stomping on Mario! And now the Spinning Heel Kick to Mario! And out of the ring Mario goes! (Ganondorf enters and attacks Fox!)
Jeff: Wait a minute! It's Ganondorf! He is attacking Fox! Fox is now being double teamed!
(Mario & Ganondorf stop attacking Fox)
Mario: Ha ha ha! Fox, go right ahead and betray me! I don't need you! Because I got Ganondorf as my ally! And he is the newest member of my alliance! Ha ha ha! (Mario & Ganondorf leave!)
Ryan: My god! Mario is totally unstopable with so many friends of his! His alliance is already dangerous! And Ganondorf has just joined the alliance!
Jeff: But what does that mean? Is Bowser going to face Mario & Ganondorf in a handicap match? Can Fox wrestle after getting beaten up?
Ryan: We'll find out more about this main event later! Up next is the European Championship! The European Champion and allieance member, Mr. Game & Watch, defends the European Champion against Samus Aran from the NWO! It's coming up next!
(Commercial Break)

SSB MELEE EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP-          vs
(Backstage, Mario is heading somewhere, while Professor Oak is trying to interview him.)
Professor Oak: Mario! Mario, we just saw you attack your partener for the main event today! Does this mean that Fox McCloud will be in a Handicap Match? What will the main event be?
Mario: Look! Fox McCloud can kiss my ass! Because the big surprise I just gave him was that Ganondorf is the newest member of my alliance! So the main event will now be ME and GANONDORF verses FOX McCLOUD and BOWSER! And I will still rescue Peach from Bowser! (leaves)

Mr. Game & Watch def. Samus Aran to retain his European Championship
(Mr. Game & Watch's music is playing as the crowd is booing! Mr. Game & Watch enters)
Dean: The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall and is for the SSB Melee European Championship! Introducing first representing Mario's Alliance, the SSB Melee European Champion, MR. GAME & WATCH!
Ryan: Here comes the European Champion, ready to go against Samus Aran. He had turned his back on Luigi and went to Mario.
Jeff: Bad decision.
Ryan: Last time Mr. Game & Watch defended his title, he has been saved by Mario every time! And at Beach Battle, he put Luigi in a Backslide and then put his feet on the ropes to get a quick victory over him! He is just nothing but a cheater!
(The NWO music hits as the lights flash black & white. Samus enters.)
Dean: And his opponent representing the NWO, weighing at 200 pounds in steel suit, SAMUS ARAN!
Ryan: Samus demanded this match because about 4 weeks ago, Mr. Game & Watch faced Samus for the European title. Samus had pinned him to a 3 count and had the match won! But no. Mario came out and said G&W's feet were on the ropes! Then the match continued! And G&W defeated Samus! That was the night where Mario began his alliance!
Jeff: Mario can't admit losing.
(The Bell Rings!)
Ryan: Samus wasting no time! A Strong throw to Mr. Game & Watch! Mr. Game & Watch trying to fight back.
Jeff: And the European Championship is on the line!
Ryan: Mr. Game & Watch is going through Samus' attacks and just delivered his Fire attack!
Jeff: And a Lion attack! It's like hitting Samus with a Steel Chair!
Ryan: They sure are taking this match up high. Many Fire attacks to Samus.
Jeff: Whoa! Samus slams Mr. Game & Watch hard to the floor! (Samus pins!)
Crowd: 1...2.(Mr. Game & Watch kicks out)
Ryan: Mr. Game & Watch is one of the first members of Mario's alliance.
Jeff: He is now in control after getting up from that hard slam!
Ryan: Samus is flying through those star blocks! Is she gonna fall out of the ring?
Jeff: It sure is windy with Wispy Woods here. He's blowin' wind! That'll feel good if it is hot outside!
Ryan: Samus is back in the ring. Mr. Game & Watch with the Octopus Headbutt- but no! Samus evaded! Samus throws him! Both are down!
Jeff: Samus is up! But she is losing balance and is dazed.
Ryan: Now Mr. Game & Watch is up! And is not dazed! He has the Backslide to Samus!
(HE PUTS HIS FEET ON THE ROPES!)
Crowd: 1...2...3! (crowd boos!)
Ryan: WAIT A MINUTE! HIS FEET WERE ON THE ROPES AGAIN! DAMN IT!
Jeff: Cheater! Mr. Game & Watch is still a CHEATER!!!
Ryan: And the referee didn't see it!
Dean: Here is your winner and still the SSB Melee European Champion, MR. GAME & WATCH!
Ryan: And now Mr. Game & Watch is leaving with the European title, looking very cocky!
Jeff: Jackass!
(Backstage, Luigi is heading to the ring!)
Ryan: Well we can see that Luigi is coming! When we return, his match against Kirby will be on! Luigi vs Kirby! NEXT!
(Commercial Break)

EXIBITION-          vs
Match ends up in a DRAW
(The lights turn off. The Ghostbusters theme plays. The crowd is cheering when Luigi enters! The lights flash green)
Jeff: All you gotta do is call Luigi whenever you have ghosts in your house!
Dean: The following contest is scheduled for 1 stock. Introducing first from Brooklyn, NY, weighing at about 160 pounds, LUIGI!
Ryan: Luigi is scheduled to face Kirby. Luigi's gonna make this match dirty. You can see that Luigi has the Poltergust 3000 on his back!
Jeff: He's gonna vacuume Kirby up!
Ryan: Luigi should be very proud of his brother, as he had released Mario Sunshine.
Jeff: What's better: Mario's FLUDD or Luigi's Poltergust 3000?
(Luigi has a microphone)
Ryan: Looks like Luigi has something to say before Kirby enters.
Luigi: We all know that I'm supposed to face Kirby here at Autumn Armageddon. And we remember that before today, I beat Kirby 3 TIMES Straight! And Kirby thinks he's so right all the time, by challenging me here today! But the problem is: Kirby...did not show up. (crowd boos)
Jeff: Kirby's not here?! What the hell?!
Ryan: Then is the match cancelled?
Luigi: Yeah, you all are booing, because you all wanted me to whip his ass once more live here at Autumn Armageddon! (crowd is cheering!) You see, Kirby is not here, because he had to go and present his Anime show to the United States.
Jeff: Which is coming 12 days from now!
Luigi: You know what? I'm still gonna wrestle here! I am not leaving this ring, until someone comes out and challenges me! And if nobody challenges me, Mario won't have a show today, since I'll wait here as long as I can!
(Suddenly, Jigglypuff's music interrupts Luigi!)
Ryan: Well it looks like we got a challenge here! Jigglypuff is making her way to the ring!
Jeff: Both Jigglypuff and Luigi are fan favorites. We never usually have 2 faces wrestle.
Jigglypuff: Luigi, you don't have any patience. Beat Kirby up another day. Now I came out here to challenge you for an important reason! You see, the 2 of us have had alot of history together in many matches against each other. You've won some, I've won some, and I think these people would like to see us face each other one more time! (crowd is cheering!)
Ryan: Looks like this match is made!
Luigi: ....OK, you've got it. You know, today, you're name is KIRBY in my point of view in this match! Besides, you look similar to him anyway!
(The Bell Rings!)
Ryan: Luigi's got her! He's gonna throw her-but Jigglypuff evades! Luigi shot her with a Green Fireball.
Jeff: Both delivering punches. And check out the speed of Jigglypuff!
Ryan: Luigi trying to fight back and--
(BOMB BLOCK GETS STRUCK!)
Jeff: AAH!!! EXPLOSION!!! The Bomb block got struck! Ha-ha-ha! That was awesome!
Ryan: And because of that explosion, both are down! Both seem to be getting up slowly...and the match has continued.
Jeff: That was the coolest thing EVER! I love Melee!
Ryan: Oh, not again! (Another Bomb Block explodes!)
Jeff: YES! ANOTHER EXPLOSION! ON LUIGI!
Ryan: Jigglypuff now has the advantage off the match. I think.
Jeff: It's legal for her to fight males because she is not human. You know: like a female dinosaur can take out a male human. It's like that.
Ryan: And look at this! (Another bomb block explodes on Luigi!)
Jeff: Luigi hit by ANOTHER explosion! It's gotta be over for him right here!
Ryan: But Luigi still has some left! Big Swing to Jigglypuff! And another throw!
Jeff: Both must win by throwing their opponent out! Luigi is trying to throw Jigglypuff out!
Ryan: Jigglypuff nearly fell out but grabbed the edge and got back in. She's trying to protect herself by being surrounded by Bomb Blocks!
Jeff: Oh boy! Luigi is ready for a Green Missile right into thetre! Here comes a SUPER EXPLOSION!
Ryan: WHOA! Jigglypuff countered the Green Missile! Jigglypuff is gonna kick Luigi hard!
Jeff: But Luigi counters her kick! She goes flying!
Ryan: Jigglypuff comes back down and delivers the Cute Twirl Thing missile dropkick!
Jeff: Uh oh. Luigi has her! He sends her flying with a Karate Kick!
Ryan: Jigglypuff is dazed! She is about to fall out!
Jeff: Luigi's gonna charge right into her and deliver a powerful clothesline! CHARGE!
(LUIGI DELIVERS THE CLOTHESLINE AND BOTH GO FLYING OUT OF THE RING!)
Ryan: WHOA!!! (Both are outcold!)
Jeff: LUIGI FELL OUT!
Ryan: No actaully, I think Luigi knocked out Jigglypuff first!
Jeff: I don't know about that! Both fell out of the ring at the same time! But I think Jigglypuff won!
Ryan: The referee doesn't even know who fell out first! He's confused!
Dean: The winner of this match is...
Jeff: We don't know!
Ryan: Many referees have entered the ring and they are going to decide who the winner is when return after this!
(Commercial Break)

(The decision is still being made while Luigi and Jigglypuff are in the ring)
Jeff: They're still deciding!
Ryan: About 8 referees deciding who won and--Look at this! (One of the referees raise Jigglypuff's arm) I think Jigglypuff has won the match!
Jeff: Oh but look! (Another referee raises Luigi's arm) Luigi is also being chosen as the winner!
Ryan: 8 referees in the ring. It looks like the vote was 4 to 4!
Dean: Ladies and Gentlemen, due to a 50% to 50% vote, this match is a DRAW!
Jeff: A Draw?! I hate it when it's a Draw!
Ryan: But at least Jigglypuff and Luigi are shaking hands.
(KIRBY INTERFERES ALL OF A SUDDEN!)
Ryan: WAIT A MINUTE! IT'S KIBRY! STUNNER TO LUIGI!!! (crowd is booing!)
Jeff: What the hell did Kirby come from?! He's supposed to be in New York City!
Ryan: Maybe he had presented his show early enough, so he can interfere!
Jeff: At least Jigglypuff has ran away before Kirby got her also!
Ryan: Kirby is now leaving through the crowd! What a jackass! Well we have many more matches on the way! Just stay tuned!
(Commercial Break)

SSB MELEE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP-          &          vs
(Backstage, Kirby is found heading out of the building! The Love Giant catches Kirby and interviews him)
Love Giant: Kirby! Kirby, we just saw you interfere and attack Luigi! What was that all about? Weren't you supposed to present your TV Show in New York City?
Kirby: I presented it last week, dumbell!
Love Giant: Then why weren't you able to fight Luigi today?
Kirby: Because I had to go to an interview about my show just a few miles away from here! I had to give up my match so I could go to the interview! But I decided to get interviewed as early as possible, so I could at least interfere and still get a piece of that Luigi! And I did! You know, speaking of Luigi, I'm ready to go 1 on 1 with him when he's ready! All he has to do is challenge me! (leaves the building)

Pikachu & Mewtwo def. Donkey Kong to retain their Tag Team Championship
(Donkey Kong's music hits and the crowd is cheering! Donkey Kong is entering!)
Ryan: Jeff, I gotta ask: Do you think Kirby is afraid to take on Luigi?
Jeff: I don't know about that. I believe Kirby is telling the truth.
Dean: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome: DONKEY KONG!
Ryan: Well Donkey Kong is heading to the ring. Speaking of Kirby, Donkey Kong defeated him in a flash at Beach Battle last month.
Jeff: That was an interesting match too! Donkey Kong kicked out of EVERY Stunner! And then he nailed the Wind-Up Punch and beat him!
Ryan: The bottom line is that DK is just too big for Kirby to beat. Now we are wondering what DK wants to say now?
DK: Yeah, we all know, that Donkey Kong has been pushed out of the World Championship devision! Shoved out of the World Championship devision! Kicked out of the World Championship devision! And just who did all that to Donkey Kong?: Mario! Mario is the problem I've got here in SSB Melee!
Ryan: Man, everybody is picking on Mario all the time.
DK: Not only has Mario pushed Donkey Kong out of the World Championship devision, but had cost Donkey Kong...and my friend, Fox McCloud, from winning the Tag Team titles 2 weeks ago!
Jeff: Mario was acting stupid on that day.
DK: Yeah, yeah, we all saw what happened! Donkey Kong and Fox McCloud, taking on the Tag Team Champions, Mewtwo and Pikachu! Wind-Up Punch to Pikachu! And Donkey Kong pins Pikachu 1...2...3! (crowd is cheering) Then we all see Mario come out and use his jacked-off excuse: "(in a mocked voice) His feet were on the ropes!"
Ryan: That was a lame excuse! I remember DK pinned Pikachu in the center of the ring!
DK: Then he makes it a sudden death! And Donkey Kong and Fox McCloud whip Pikachu and Mewtwo's sorry asses! Again, Donkey Kong pins Pikachu: 1...2...3! (crowd is cheering!)
Jeff: Exactly.
DK: Then there goes Mario, too scared to admit losing, and goes: "(in a mocked voice) The Tag Team titles are not on the line!" (crowd boos!)
Ryan: Mario just wants his alliance members to have all the gold in SSB Melee. Pikachu & Mewtwo defected to the alliance around that time.
DK: Now Donkey Kong has a message to the Tag Team Champions, Pikachu and Mewtwo!: Today, Mario ain't gonna be here to save you this time! Donkey Kong's just about to go backstage, get a partener, who's even better than Fox McCloud, which Fox's already booked to face Mario & Ganondorf! And Donkey Kong and his partener will walk out, as the new Tag Team Champions! BANANAAA-SLAMMA!
(Mewtwo's music interrupts DK!)
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