Autumn Armageddon

Ryan: And now Mewtwo and Pikachu have interrupted Donkey Kong! They are the Tag Team Champions! And were saved by Mario 2 weeks ago!
Jeff: The crowd hates Pikachu & Mewtwo. No kidding.
Mewtwo: You know something, Donkey Kong? Mario kicked you out of the World Champion devision for a reason! And the reason is, that you are nothing but a wannabe! (crowd boos!) That's right! You want to be the best in this business, when you are just a has-been! That is why you are uneligible for the World title! And not only that, Donkey Kong! You can take yourself, your balls, and your lousy mic skills backstage and go get yourself a damn partener to take us on! We are the greatest Tag Team of all time! And this crowd deserves to see us perform!
(Donkey Kong does not budge. He is still staring down Pikachu and Mewtwo.)
Pikachu: We were supposed to face you and Fox McCloud right here at Autumn Armageddon! But, no! Fox was too scared, so he went into a different match instead! And remember what happened at last year's Autumn Armageddon, DK? I pinned you and won the World Championship! (crowd boos!) I can see that you are too scared to go get a different partener, because I know you're scared of us too! And--(DK STEALS THE MIC FROM PIKACHU! THE CROWD IS CHEERING!)
Jeff: UH OH! DK got the mic back!
DK: .....Why don't you both try to take me on, at the same time. (crowd is cheering!)
Ryan: DK has challenged Pikachu & Mewtwo! It sounds like a Handicap Match is made!
Jeff: But are the titles on the line?
Mewtwo: You know what? You got your HANDICAP match, Donkey Kong! Against the 2 of us! And you know what? To be fair, if you actually throw the both of us out and win this match, which I know you WON'T, you'll get both of our Tag Team Titles. COME ON!
(The Bell Rings!)
Ryan: And DK is all pumped up! He is bashing blocks, going after Pikachu! WHOA!
Jeff: Pikachu looked like he was falling out of the ring already, but he fooled DK! Both of the Tag Team Champions shock DK with electric power!
Ryan: DK is trying to take down 2 men at once. Can he do it?
Jeff: He's already taken heavy damage.
Ryan: DK is now chopping Pikachu!
Jeff: hy does the crowd go "Wooo!" whenever they see a chop in the ring?
Ryan: It's Ric Flair's quote. Now chops to Mewtwo!
Jeff: Wow! DK can take down 2 men at once!
Ryan: Oh, but Pikachu & Mewtwo are back in control. They both throw DK at the same time! DK is down! Any double-team move can really get the wind knocked out of you!
Jeff: Mewtwo now had DK in the Tornado Throw! Whoo-hoo, looks like fun! Such height!
Ryan: DK had Pikachu and Mewtwo there for a while.
Jeff: Pikachu is just horsin' around while Mewtwo is beating the crap out of DK!
Ryan: And here is the height of Mewtwo's throwing ability! DK flew far! And he hits the ground! (DK GETS UP RIGHT AWAY!)
Jeff: UH OH! DK GOT UP! GOT UP RIGHT AWAY AND FAST!
Ryan: LOOK AT DK GO!
Jeff: OH MY GOSH!!! LOOK AT THIS! HE THREW PIKACHU OUT!!! PIKACHU HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Ryan: And now it is between Donkey Kong and Mewtwo! A rematch from Summer Slamfest! God, these 2 really hate each other! Look at them fight!
Jeff: Mewtwo is still demolishing DK!
Ryan: Look at this! (crowd is booing!) MEWTWO THROWS DK OUT OF THE RING!
Jeff: Damn it! Mewtwo & Pikachu win!
Dean: Here are your winners and still the SSB Melee Tag Team--(THE NWO INTERRUPTS AND ATTACK MEWTWO & PIKACHU!)
Ryan: WHOA!!! IT'S THE NWO!!!
Jeff: Yeah! Fox McCloud, Captain Falcon, and Samus! All attacking Mewtwo & Pikachu! They want Mario's Alliance dead!
Ryan: Fox McCloud's got the spraypaint bottle! He is spraying "NWO" on the Tag Team Champions' backs!
Jeff: N...W...O! And now Mewtwo's back! N...W...O! Whoo-hoo! (NWO & Donkey Kong leave)
Ryan: There sure has been a huge war between Mario's Alliance and the NWO!
Jeff: My god.
Ryan: The results of this match was Pikachu & Mewtwo defeating Donkey Kong in the Handicap Match!
Jeff: DK nearly won the 2 belts!
Ryan: Well up next, is another Tag Team Match! It is Marth & Roy of the NWO and are the only members of the NWO whom the crowd hate, going against Yoshi and Pichu!
Jeff: It's weird seeing Pichu in a Pay Per View.
(Backstage, Marth & Roy are being interviewed by Tingle from Majora's Mask.)
Tingle: So you 2 guys will be wrestling soon. Very nice.
Roy: What's your point of interviewing us, midgit?
Tingle: Oh yeah! I was wondering why you challenged both Yoshi and Pichu!
Marth: First of all, Yoshi doesn't know how to let go of a freakin grudge! He is still angry of when I took the Intercontinental title from him! That was 3 MONTHS ago! He deserves an ass-kicking today! Yoshi, you little bastard! Today will be the day you retire from wrestling! And then that goes to that little baby Pichu! Pph! Hey, Pichu! You must be this tall to wrestle, you little cheater! You think you can pin and defeat ME in a match?! You really are gonna get what you deserve, kid! You do not mess with the Toughest Man in Japan! This is the NWO day! And I am IN the NWO! We're gonna go out there and kick some asses until they are sent to the hospital! Let's go, Roy! (Marth & Roy head to the ring)
Ryan: Marth's a guy with no heart!
(Commercial Break)

TAG TEAM MATCH- & vs &
Marth & Roy def. Yoshi & Pichu
(Yoshi's Story Breakbeat Inferno music plays as the crowd is cheering! Yoshi & Pichu enter)
Dean: The following contest is a Tag Team match scheduled for 1 stock elimination mode. Introducing first, at a combined weight of about 130 pounds, Pichu and Yoshi!
Ryan: Yoshi goes back to his previous enterence music. His latest music was not that good anyway.
Jeff: Exactly. So how did Yoshi & Pichu team up?
Ryan: Well let's go back to last week. Marth was already scheduled to face Yoshi in singles action at Autumn Armageddon. But he went against Pichu last week. And what a HUGE upset! Pichu defeated Marth! And Marth got so pissed, that he wanted to take on both men here at Autumn Armageddon, in a Tag Team Match.
Jeff: And now Roy gets involved as well.
(The broadcast gets interrupted! The NWO music plays as the lights are black & white. Marth & Roy enter and the crowd is booing)
Dean: And their opponents representing the NWO, at a combined weight of about 295 pounds, Marth and Roy!
Jeff: Both Fire Emblem heroes are NWO members.
Ryan: And they are the only members who the crowd hates. Other than that, the NWO are fan favorites.
(The Bell Rings!)
Ryan: Marth wants Yoshi! They're going at it! Roy's going after Pichu.
Jeff: That was funny that Marth lost to a pipsqueak!
Ryan: Marth threw Yoshi like he really hates him. And he does.
Jeff: While Roy is slashing Pichu. AND HE THREW HIM OUT!
Ryan: WAIT A MINUTE! At the same time, YOSHI THREW MARTH OUT! (crowd goes wild!)
Jeff: Whoo-hoo!
Ryan: Pichu eliminated! Marth eliminated! It looks like this'll be singles action between Roy and Yoshi!
Jeff: Oh, this'll be so 1-sided! Yoshi's gonna kill him!
Ryan: But let's see what he can do. Yoshi with a nice tackle to Roy's chest. Look at Roy evade from being attacked!
Jeff: Not fast enough! Yoshi got him!
Ryan: Actually Roy is quick, I'll tell you that. Roy...now attacking Yoshi! A throw by Roy!
Roy: You suck, pal!
Jeff: Roy will be a future star sometime.
Ryan: Yoshi is back in control over the 17-year old Roy. Yoshi is about the same age.
Jeff: Roy with an awesome Back Slam!
Ryan: Now Yoshi is in control! All those kicks to Roy! Surf attack by Yoshi! Yoshi's on fire! He won't stop! He threw Roy!
Jeff: And now the fight is by the star blocks! Uh oh. They're breaking. Someone will fall!
Ryan: Yoshi's looking great right now. But Roy is still over Yoshi. Roy has Yoshi on top of 1 remaining star block. He is trying to push Yoshi off the block, so he can fall out of the ring and lose.
Jeff: Yoshi's punching Roy! He won't lose! Wait a minute! WHAT THE HELL?! (SOMEOME INTERFERES, GOING AFTER YOSHI!)
Ryan: Wait a minute! Is that Boshi?!
Jeff: He's from Super Mario RPG! Look at this!
Ryan: Boshi broke the block! YOSHI'S FALLING! Can he make it back in on time?!
Jeff: YES! Yoshi is holding on to the edge! Wait a minute!
Ryan: Roy struck Yoshi's hand and Yoshi has fallen out of the ring! (crowd boos) And listen to this crowd!
(Marth, Roy, and Boshi celebrate in the ring)
Dean: Here are your winners, Marth and Roy!
Jeff: What the hell is Boshi doing here in SSB Melee?!
Ryan: I don't know, but the crowd is booing him, because of costing Yoshi the match!
(All 3 guys leave)
Jeff: Geez! What a dumb dinosaur!
Ryan: Well up next is the main event of Autumn Armageddon! It is Mario & Ganondorf verses Bowser and Fox McCloud!
(Backstage, Mario and Ganondorf are heading their way to the ring. They stop and get interviewed by Squirtle.)
Squirtle: Mario and Ganondorf! I know you guys are busy, but I got 1 question! Do you have any idea what Boshi is doing here in SSB--
Mario: You wanna know about that?! Well I hired Boshi to SSB Melee! And he is the newest member of my alliance! Out of our way, dumb turtle! (shoves Squirtle out of the way! Mario & Ganondorf are heading their way to the ring)
Jeff: Mario is ruthless!
Ryan: The main event is up next!
(Commercial Break)

TAG TEAM MATCH- & vs &
Ganondorf & Mario def. Bowser & Fox McCloud
Ryan: Ladies and Gentlemen, moments ago, we saw Yoshi looking good over Roy in thr previous match, until this happened! A familiar dark blue Yoshi with sunglasses interfered in the match and made Yoshi lose! Mario has hired BOSHI to Super Smash Bros Melee! And he is the newest member of Mario's Alliance!
Jeff: I own Mario RPG on SNES and Boshi is a nice guy in that game! What's gotten into him!
Ryan: That's a 1995 game, Jeff. A 7-year gap can make a big difference.
(Benefit's "Warp to World 69" is playing as the crowd is booing. Mario is entering.)
Dean: The follwoing contest is a Tag Team Tornado match and is scheduled for 1 Stock Elimination Mode! Introducing first from Brooklyn New York, weighing at about 150 pounds, he is the SSB Melee Intercontinental Champion, MARIO!
Jeff: He stole the IC title from Ness last week!
Ryan: Mario just wants things to go his way. He never admits losing. This Tag Team Match is going to be one hell of a fight. This'll be huge.
(Slayer's "Here Comes The Pain" plays as the crowd is still booing! The lights flash purple)
Jeff: I like this Titintron Video for Ganondorf. It has his name in Blood font and then smears off!
Ryan: Nobody likes Ganondorf. Everyone is out to get him. But Ganondorf has never been stopped since he made his debut here.
(Ganondorf enters with the World Championship belt)
Dean: And his Tag Team partener from Hyrule, weighing at 300 pounds, he is the SSB Melee World Champion, GANONDORF!
Jeff: Ganondorf is almost an exact clone of the Undertaker.
Ryan: Ganondorf is still the World Champion ever since he won the title back at Memorial Civil War, in his in-ring debut. Ganondorf has never been pinned, never submitted, and has never been beaten up.
(The broadcast gets interrupted! The NWO music hits as the lights are black and white! Fox McCloud enters as the crowd is supporting him!)
Dean: And introducing one of their opponents, from Corneria, weighing at about 160 pounds, FOX MCCLOUD!
Jeff: The leader of the NWO!
Ryan: Mario wants the NWO to die. His alliance has already made an impact. But who knows? The NWO has been in SSB since 1999 Fall.
Jeff: NWO will live forever! It can't die in 3 years only!
(Bowser's music hits as the crowd is cheering! The lights in the arena shut down!)
Ryan: And here comes another undefeated superstar: Bowser.
Jeff: You can beat this man. He is a monster when he is in the ring.
(Flames burst as the lights flash! Smoke covers the enterence!)
Ryan: This whole fight is gonna be huge. 4 of the biggest names of SSB Melee all in one match.
(Bowser enters, breathing fire!)
Dean: And his tag team partener from Brooklyn, New York, weighing at 480 pounds, BOWSER!
Ryan: This whole fight is for Mario's IC Title, Ganondorf's World title, Ganondorf's kidnapped princess: Zelda, and Bowser's kidnapped princess: Peach. So much on the line and this will make an entire difference in SSB when this match is over.
(Bowser breathes fire in the ring as the lights flash red and flames burst!)
Jeff: Wow.
(The Bell Rings!)
Ryan: This is a Tornado Tag match.
Jeff: 2 Clashes we will see at the same time!
Ryan: Mario wants Bowser! Fox wants Ganondorf! Mario is going after Bowser!
Jeff: Let's see some fighting!
Ryan: Man, everybody's staring each other down! Fox & Bowser both staring down their opponents at the opposite end of the ring.
Jeff: Look out! Fox with a Missile Dropkick to Ganondorf! Those 2 have begun fighting! Now Mario is attacking Bowser!
Ryan: Bowser is hardly feeling any pain at all. But everybody is taking damage!
Jeff: Who will win this huge Tag Team Match?
Ryan: I don't know but you must throw your opponent over the top rope to win! Fox now is helping Bowser out! Mario is getting double-teamed!
(Mario evades and everyone again stares each other down!)
Ryan: This staring down contnues.
Jeff: Who's gonna attack next?
Ryan: Uh oh! Ganondorf with the Dark Di--HEY! BOWSER HAS COUNTERED THE DARK DIVE! SPINEBUSTER TO GANONDORF! And now Mario is going after Bowser! He has helped Ganondorf get up!
Jeff: Ganondorf's gonna lift Bowser! NO! Bowser's too heavy!
Ryan: But Ganondorf knows what to do! Here comes a Dark Dive to Bowser! WHOA! FOX KNOCKED GANONDORF DOWN!
Jeff: This fight is still going on! This is so awesome! Everyone is looking great...except Mario.
Ryan: Mario is getting thrown all over the place. Bowser is about to be double-teamed by both Ganondorf and Mario. But Fox wants Mario! Fox Illusion to Mario!
Jeff: But now Ganondorf and Mario are double-teaming Fox! And Uh oh! Here comes Bowser! This crowd is going nuts! Bowser is breathing flames!
(Bowser knocks Ganondorf down from behind and crushes him!)
Ryan: WHOA!!! HE CRUSHED GANONDORF! The World Champion is outcold! Now Mario is going after Bowser!
Jeff: Ganondorf is up! He shoves Fox down! Ganondorf with a nice Superkick to Bowser's chin! Fox now is punching Mario!
Ryan: Not for long! Mario has knocked Fox down with a Clothesline!
Jeff: Bowser is breathing Fire at Ganondorf! He won't stop!
Ryan: Mario has attacked Bowser to get him to stop! And now Mario and Ganondorf...LOOK AT THIS! THEY KNOCKED BOWSER DOWN!
Jeff: It takes 2 to knock a monster like Bowser down!
Ryan: That really got the wind knocked out to Mario & Ganondorf. They are exausted from using their strength to knock Bowser down. Ganondorf now has struck a Bomb Block!
Jeff: EXPLOSION!!! On Mario, Fox, and Bowser! All 3 men are down!
Ryan: The only one standing right now is Ganondorf! ....Mario is getting up slowly.
Jeff: Same goes with Bowser and Fox.
Ryan: And this staring down is continuing once again! Ganondorf & Mario staring Bowser & Fox down.
(GANONDORF TURNS TO MARIO AND THROWS MARIO OVER THE TOP ROPE!)
Ryan: WAIT A MINUTE!
Jeff: GANONDORF THREW HIS OWN PARTENER OUT OF THE RING! What the heck?! He just betrayed Mario! What was that all about?!
Ryan: I don't know. But Bowser and Fox are still staring Ganondorf down.
Jeff: LOOK OUT!!!
Ryan: WARLOCK PUNCH!!! WARLOCK PUNCH TO FOX MCCLOUD! FOX HAS FALLEN OUT OF THE RING! NOW HE'S ELIMINATED!
(GANONDORF & BOWSER STARE EACH OTHER DOWN!)
Ryan: Uh oh! Two undefeated men are staring each other down! Both look very angry!
(Both go for a test of strength! Bowser shoves Ganondorf down and crushes him!)
Ryan: OH NOT AGAIN! GANONDORF HAS BEEN CRUSHED ONCE AGAIN!
Jeff: If Bowser wins, then he is the new World Champion!
(Mario comes back in the ring with a steel chair!)
Ryan: What the hell?! Mario is back in! He's already eliminated!
Jeff: DAMN IT! MARIO HIT BOWSER WITH A CHAIR!
(Bowser is dazed, at the edge of the ring! Ganondorf nails a Superkick to Bowser's chin and Bowser goes flying out of the ring!)
Ryan: Superkick to Bowser!
Jeff: Bowser fell out of the ring!
Ryan: But he landed on his feet! The match is over!
Dean: Ladies and Gentlemen, in the result of Ganondorf being the survivor of the match, Mario is still your SSB Melee Intercontinental Champion, Peach has been rescued from Bowser, and still your SSB Melee World Champion, GANONDORF! (crowd boos!)
Jeff: That's not fair! Mario screwed Bowser!
Ryan: But why did Ganondorf throw Mario out?! We'll find out soon!
(Bowser is talking trash to Ganondorf as he is walking up the ramp!)
Ryan: My god, Mario's Alliance has wrecked havoc here at the NWO's Pay Per View, Autumn Armageddon! The NWO got the beating of their life!
Jeff: And it sounds like Ganondorf and Bowser are about to have a rivalry! Mario had helped Ganondorf win!
Ryan: Well the next Pay Per View is Halloween Horror, which will be live at Brinstar Depths on October 27th! I'm Ryan from Ryan's Super Smash Bros Melee site, signing off.
Jeff: Bowser's leaving, Mario & Ganondorf are celebrating and Fox McCloud is outcold at ringside!
(Autumn Armageddon signs off.)