Memorial Civil War Main Event #1

CHAMPIONSHIP

Ryan: Welcome back everyone to Memorial Civil War! If you missed what happened earlier, Luigi made his return & defeated Mario and is the new European Champion!
Jeff: And Peach became the first ever Women's Champion by defeating Zelda! I wanted Zelda to win! Oh well.
Ryan: Then Captain Falcon & Samus reatined their Tag Team titles over Pikachu & Young Link! Pikachu put up a good fight!
Jeff: Fox & Falco then punished Marth & Roy! Nice debut Falco has made here! Same with Roy.
Ryan: Then Yoshi retained his IC title over Kirby! Also, Jigglypuff made her return debut, no longer the "Red- Eyed Demon".
Jeff: Yeah, the old Jigglypuff is back.
Ryan: Our Double Main Event is just about to begin! And you can see that Mario is making his way up here in our skybox.
Jeff: In a couple minutes is that big rematch from The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time! Link vs Ganondorf! Whoo-hoo!
Ryan: Mario, are you ready?
Mario: Oh yes! I'm ready for some great action! This will be Link's biggest match of his career! Can't get any bigger than this!
Ryan: Mario, we just saw you defend your European title against your brother, Luigi! And we saw you lose to him!
Mario: Well nothing can change my mood! I am excited about the next 2 matches!
Jeff: Good, because they will be legendary matches! YEAH!
(SLAYER'S "HERE COMES THE PAIN" IS PLAYING! THE CROWD GOES NUTS!)
Ryan: And here comes that evil man himself, Ganondorf!
Jeff: I ike this song alot! Everyone is on their feet! They are all supporting for Ganondorf! They're all ready for this giant match!
(GANONDORF ENTERS! THE CROWD IS SUPPORTING HIM!)
Mario: The following contest is scheuled for 1 fall and is for the Super Smash Brothers Melee Championship! (crowd is cheering!) Introducing the challenger from Ganon's Castle, weighing at 300 pounds, THE GREAT GANONDORF!!!
(Ganondorf is in the ring, taking out a giant sword!)
Jeff: Look at the size of that sword! Is this match gonna be a sword fight?!
Ryan: I don't know but it sure is huge!
Mario: He's putting it away. Guess it won't be a sword fight after all.
(THE BROADCAST IS BEING INTERRUPTED AS THE NWO LOGO IS ON THE TV SCREEN! THE NWO THEME PLAYS! THE LIGHTS IN THE ARENA ARE BLACK & WHITE! LINK ENTERS AS THE CROWD IS CHEERING!)
Jeff: New World Order! It's Link!
Mario: And his opponent from Kokiri Forest, weighing at 160 pounds, he is the leader of the NWO and is the Super Smash Brothers Melee Champion, LINK!!!
Ryan: This is it. This match will be a Classic. It will probably never be forgotten. Link looks very nervous. He is not allowed to have anyone with him in this match.
(Link takes a deep breath & enters the ring!)
(BOTH MEN STARE AT EACH OTHER!)
Jeff: Boy it really sucks to be Link right now!
(THE BELL RINGS!!!)
Ryan: A legendary match right here at Hyrule Temple!
Jeff: Link's gonna die!
(LINK & GANONDORF START SLOWLY WALKING TOWARDS EACH OTHER! THE CROWD GETS LOUDER & LOUDER!)
Ryan: My heart is pounding fast right now!
(LINK STARTS SPRINTING TOWARDS GANONDORF!!!)
Link: HIYAAAAAAA!!!!!!
(GANONDORF STOPS LINK BY KICKING HIM! HE THEN EVADES A SLASH FROM LINK!)
Mario: Ganondorf got the first hit!
Link: HIYAAAAAAA!!!!!!
(BOTH START BEATING THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER!!! THE CROWD GOES NUTS!!!)
Jeff: LOOK AT THEM GO!!!
Ryan: The fight is starting to turn to Ganondorf! He's punching Link with some Electric Power!
Mario: Link is trying to fight back.
(Ganondorf is punching Link like hell!)
Crowd: (counting how many punches Ganondorf connects) 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! (Link evades)
Ryan: Link is almost trying to run away from Ganondorf!
Mario: Who wouldn't want to?
(Link Hookshots Ganondorf & sends him up!)
Ryan: WHOA! LINK ATTACKED GANONDORF INSTEAD!
Jeff: Uh oh! Look at Ganondorf! He is very angry!
(GANONDORF GETS LINK IN A STRINKING COMBINATION & THEN PUNCHES LINK IN THE GUT!)
Ryan: WHOA! Now Link is out! But Ganondorf won't pin Link! He wants to KILL him instead! But that is impossible to do!
Mario: Yeah, but we have no idea how powerful Ganondorf is!
Jeff: LOOK AT THIS! (GANONDORF GETS LINK IN A DARK DIVE!)
Mario: WHOA!!! ALL THAT ELECTRICAL POWER! (Link is outcold!)
Ryan: GANONDORF IS DESTROYING LINK TODAY! SUCH MASSIVE POWER!
Jeff: Link probably has broken bones by now! He's falling apart in this match!
Mario: He doesn't stand a chance! He's already busted open and has a couple broken bones already!
(Link slashes Ganondorf but Ganondorf didn't feel a thing!)
(Link again slashes him but the same thing happens!)
Ryan: Ganondorf is resistant to so many attacks! Ganondorf is trying to run Link down but Link keeps evading!
Mario: Why won't Link attack?
(Ganondorf punches Link & then Low Blows him!)
Jeff: Ouch!
Ryan: It seems like Ganondorf is weaking just about every part of Link's entire body!
(Ganondorf then rams Link with a Double Elbow Smash & Link goes flying in Purple Flames!)
Jeff: MY GOD!!!
Mario: How can Link survive from all of this! He hit the celing & then fell to the ground!
Ryan: I know we have a new champion. This match is totally all Ganondorf!
Jeff: I've never seen anyone as dangerous as Ganondorf! This crowd is so beserk!
Mario: Yeah, they love what Ganondorf's doing.
Ryan: Now he's throwing Link all over the place!
Mario: Link was slashing him but Ganondorf went through Link & smashed him!
Jeff: This corwd is still going nuts!
Ryan: The match is still all Ganondorf!
Jeff: Hit after hit after hit! I'd hate to be Link! And this crowd is so loud!
Mario: Ganondorf now got Link in the back! He already got the body, groin, head, now the back!
(Link evades Ganondrf's Wizard Foot attack!)
Jeff: AAAH!!!!!
Ryan: WHAT A HIT! LINK GOES FLYING!
Link: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: Link is totally destroyed! If Ganondorf pinned him now, it would be a 3-count!
Ganondorf: Ha-ha-ha-ha!
(LINK FALLS BACK DOWN, LANDING ON HIS HEAD! THE CROWD GASPS!)
Jeff: MY GOD!!! Link landed on his head!
Ryan: This is probably the most violent match EVER in the History of Super Smash Brothers Melee!
Mario: See how Link's head is crooked? His neck is broken!
Ryan: Ganondorf is literally destroying Link's body!
Jeff: All that can move are Link's feet & his left arm! He's helpless! Completely diasbled! Bloody everywhere!
Mario: At least he is striking Ganondorf with the sword in his hand. But his health is critical!
Ryan: Link with a Boomerang but Ganondorf is now attacking him! Gerudo Dragon attack!
Link: Take this, GanonDORK! (Attacks Ganondorf)
Ryan: All those punches on Link!
Mario: Link with a powerful Slash! His strength is coming back! That's impossible!
Jeff: Ganondorf's strength is incredible. He's still fightin'.
Ryan: Link nearly scored the Wild Ride on Ganondorf!
Mario: This match is now turning to Link!
Jeff: Slash after slash after slash!
Ryan: GANONDORF STOPPED HIM! DARK DIVE!!! It's an electrifying explosion onto Link!
Mario: The match should now turn back to Ganondorf again.
Jeff: Link probably feels the same as Homer Simpson when losing to that Dreadric Tatum when he was a boxer.
Ryan: You might have misspelled that, Jeff.
Jeff: Yum. Link ate some grapes.
Link: HIYA!!! (SENDS GANONDORF FLYING!)
Ganondorf: AAAAAAAKKK!!!!!
Mario: GANONDORF HAS BEEN SENT WAY UP!
Link: This match is for you, Zelda. NWO 4 Life!
(GANONDORF FALLS BACK DOWN, BUT LANDS ON HIS FEET! HE IS ANGRY & PISSED!!!)
Jeff: UH OH! Shouldn't have done that, Link!
Mario: But Link is still slashin' Ganondorf. But here come those Jolt Punches again from Ganondorf!
(GANONDORF PUNCHES LINK IN THE GUT!)
Jeff: Ooooooh!!!
(GANONDORF GIVES LINK A DARK DIVE!)
Jeff: WHOA!!! DEVASTATING!!!
Ryan: Still in the game, Link shot an arrow a Ganondorf. Ganondorf nearly got Link in the Wizard's Foot!
Jeff: ANOTHER DARK DIVE!!! WHOO-HOO!
Mario: Geez! How much more can Link take?! About 98% of all Link's bones are broken!
Ryan: Someone stop this match! Link's gonna get killed!
Jeff: Ganondorf struck Link in the broken neck! Link goes flying! This crowd has gone nuts every time Ganondorf is in control!
(Ganondorf sends Link up!)
Mario: Here comes again the Dark Di-- LINK COUNTERED IT!
(Ganondorf gets back up and pushes Link out of the way. He runs right through him! He punches Link in the knee, trying to break it!)
Jeff: It looks like...
Mario: Yes! Link's left knee is broken! He can't walk now!
Ryan: All left for Link is his left arm and right leg!
Mario: At least his sword is in his left hand.
Link: SURPRISE! (using his left arm, he throws a Boomerang!)
Jeff: The Boomerang didn't work! Link goes flying again!
Mario: His left arm was struck! It's nearly broken! But he begins to come back.
Ganondorf: OUT OF THE WAY! (punches Link & raises his leg. He drops it, making an explosion!)
Jeff: Oooh! If Ganondorf got Link with that, Link would've been a goner!
Ryan: He'll die either way. Just too many broken bones.
Mario: ANOTHER DARK DIVE!!! IT WORKED!!! 100% OF LINK'S BONES ARE BROKEN!!! All but his jaw!
Jeff: Link can still get up though. But hardly. He's gonna try to get up with 2 broken legs!
Ryan: What's Ganondorf doing?!
(GANONDORF IS CHARGING HIS ARM UP! IT TURNS PURPLE & BOLTS ARE FLYING OUT OF IT!)
Mario: YES!!! THIS COULD BE THE "WARLOCK PUNCH"!!!
Jeff: HERE IT COMES!!! LINK'S GONNA DIE RIGHT NOW!!!
(Link got up and is completely dazed!)
Mario: LINK, WATCH OUT!!!
Link: (turns around to Ganondorf) Huh?!
(GANONDORF RELEASES ALL OF HIS ENERGY & WARLOCK PUNCHES LINK IN A GIANT EXPLOSION!!! LINK FLIES RIGHT INTO A RING TURNBUCKLE!!! HIS ARMS & LEGS CUT OFF FROM HIS BODY AND BLOOD FLIES ALL OVERE THE PLACE!!! THE CROWD IS COMPLELETY BESERK!!!)
Ryan: OH MY GOD!!!
Jeff: BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!! MOST IN THE RING!!!
Mario: AND LINK'S ARMS & LEGS HAVE CUT OFF FROM HIS BODY!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!
Jeff: ALL THE BLOOD & LINK'S BODY PARTS ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! I THINK LINK IS DEAD!!!
Ryan: I HAVE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH POWER LIKE THAT BEFORE OUT OF ANYONE!
Jeff: NOW WHAT IS GANONDORF DOING?!
(GANONDORF LISTENS TO THE CROWD GREATLY SUPPORTING HIM & HE TAKES OUT HIS GIANT SWORD!)
Mario: Oh no!
Ryan: IT'S THE SWORD!!! HE'S GONNA STAB LINK BODY!!! RIGHT IN THE STOMACH!!!
Jeff: You are the weakest LINK! Goodbye!
(GANONDORF WALKS UP TO LINK'S BODY AND RAISES HIS SWORD UP, ABOUT TO STAB LINK!!!)
Link's head: NOOOO!!!
(GANONDORF STABS LINK RIGHT IN THE CHEST & HOLDS HIS SWORD IN! THE CROWD GOES NUTS! THE REFEREE COUNTS THE STAB AS A PIN!)
Crowd: 1! 2! 3!
Ryan: YES!!! IT'S OVER!!! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!!! (Ganondorf's theme plays)
Mario: Here is your winner and the NEW Super Smash Brothers Melee Champion, GANONDORF!!!
Jeff: Here comes Zelda! She's entering the ring!
Mario: And Ganondorf is leaving the ring, holding the Championship Belt!
Zelda: (Zelda is crying) NOOO!!! LINK!!!!
(GANONDROF LOOKS BACK AT ZELDA & LINK, AND LAUGHS VICIOUSLY!!!)
Ganondorf: HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!
Mario: This is the first time EVER Link has ever lost in any adventure! He has gone through so many video games, never losing at all! He was always undefeated! But he has lost to Ganondorf! And he is dead!
Ryan: Yes, this is his first, and last loss ever.
Mario: This match will be talked about for a long time, a very long time. No one will ever forget about this. Ganondorf has ended Link's career.
Jeff: We'll talk about Ganondorf & Link later. LET'S TALK ABOUT THE NEXT MATCH!
Ryan: YES! Up next is the very last match of the Pay Per View! The Match Of The Ages! DONKEY KONG VERSES BOWSER! NEXT!!!

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