| Jeff: Kirby is a ripoff! Ryan: Yoshi is being accompanied by Jigglypuff in this match. (Kirby starts the match off by giving Yoshi the Final Cutter but Yoshi expresses to Kirby that he didn't feel a thing! He didn't budge!) Jeff: Cool! Yoshi didn't feel a thing! He didn't feel that Cutter! He threw Kirby! (crowd is cheering!) Ryan: Yoshi now with his "Surf" on Kirby! (Kirby inhales Yoshi & gets his ability! The crowd is booing!) Jeff: I hate that inhale attack. It's nothin' but a cheap shot. Ryan: Kirby stole Yoshi's Egg Lay attack! (Kirby pins Yoshi!) Crowd: 1..(Yoshi kicks out!) Ryan: It's been a while since we've seen a 1-count. Jeff: Yoshi is very aggressive right now! Get that Home Run Bat! Or that Heart! Ryan: They are both beating the crap out of each other! Just like the old days! (Yoshi tries to get the Heart Container, but Kirby steals it) Kirby: Too bad! (The crowd boos at Kirby VERY LOUD and chant "Kirby sucks!") Jeff: The crowd is right! Kirby does suck! Ryan: Hope Yoshi gets the Pokeball. The match has been all Kirby so far. Jigglypuff does not like what she is seeing. Jeff: Looks scared. (Kirby pins Yoshi) Crowd: 1...2(Yoshi kicks out & gets up right away!) Jeff: Yoshi threw Kirby! He threw an egg at him! Ryan: Kirby is using those weapons to take Yoshi down! He has a Home Run Bat in his hand! Jeff: Kirby stole Yoshi's Egg Lay attack again! Ryan: But Yoshi is beginning to fight back! Yoshi got a Metal Box! He's made out of steel! He threw Kirby & now has a Ray Gun! He's shooting Kirby. Jeff: Kirby threw a Pokeball! It's Chansey. Kirby with another Egg Lay attack! Kirby's just stealing people's moves because he doesn't know how to fight! And that is deducting points if this were Bonus rules! Ryan: Now Metal Yoshi threw a Pokeball! Chansey ain't enough to stop Yoshi! Jeff: HEY!!! YOSHI GOT MEW!!! (crowd is cheering!) Ryan: No effect at all. Kirby still taking Yoshi down! Jeff: Yoshi with a Warp Star! He takes off! (Kirby sets a Motion Sensor Bomb. Yoshi lands on Kirby & Kirby takes damage from BOTH the Warp Star AND his Motion Sensor Bomb!) Jeff: YES! KIRBY GOES FLYING FROM BOTH YOSHI'S WARP STAR AND THE BOMB KIRBY SET! WIMP! (Yoshi pins Kirby!) Crowd: 1.....2.....(Kirby kicks out just in time!) Ryan: Almost had him! ALRIGHT!!! Jeff: METAL YOSHI WITH A HAMMER!!! Everyone sing the Hammer song! *Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum* etc (EVERYONE IS GOING WILD AS KIRBY GETS HIT CONSTANTLY BY THE HAMMER!!!) Ryan: YOSHI HAS GIVEN KIRBY THE BEATING OF HIS LIFE!!! KIRBY IS BLOODY ALL OVER! Jeff: Look at Jigglypuff! Very excited. (Yoshi pins Kirby!) Crowd: 1.....2.....(Kirby kicks out just in time again!) Ryan: SO CLOSE! I thought he had him! Jeff: The referee must be counting too slow! Hah, Kirby! Yoshi got YOU in the Egg Roll instead! Ryan: They are getting food whenever it appears-- Jeff: Uh-uh! YOSHI is getting food whenever it appears, not "they". I could go for a Hamburger right now. Ryan: Yoshi threw Kirby again! Jeff: Everytime I play SSBM on my Gamecube, when Yoshi throws someone and says "bum", Yoshi is actually calling his opponent a bum when he throws him! Ryan: Yeah, Yoshi's very aggressive. HE SPEARED KIRBY! Yoshi: (throws Kirby) Kirby, you are a bum! Jeff: Yoshi is immortal! He never moves when Kirby attacks him! Ryan: YES! YOSHI SENT KIRBY FLYING! Jeff: There's Yoshi's Peace Sign! Yoshi is ready for his finisher, the Fusion Cannon! Ryan: Jigglypuff can't help but to express being so excited! Yoshi sent Kirby up! AND HE CONNECTED IT! Yoshi pins Kirby! Crowd: 1! 2! 3! Jeff: YEAH!!! YOSHI DEFEATS KIRBY AGAIN!!! Buffer: Here is your winner, and still the SSB Melee Intercontinental Champion, Yoshi! Ryan: Jigglypuff & Yoshi are celebrating! They are both now leaving, so happy together! Jeff: Yeah, they love each other. Of course. Ryan: Kirby is still outcold! Yoshi is now 2-0 over Kirby! He is still the IC Champion and is happy w/ Jigglypuff! I can't believe what happened! Just as big as that 1999 match they had! Jeff: It was much bigger than that! Ryan: Well for now, we are going to postpone the rest of Memorial Civil War to tonight! We were supposed to have our Double Main Event right now-- Jeff: Oh man! We gotta wait till tonight just for the Double Main Event? I want it now! Ryan: I know. I got lots of work to do today. Well, see you tonight! SSB MELEE MEMORIAL CIVIL WAR IS SPONSORED BY THINK IT'LL BE BIGGER THAN LUIGI'S MANSION? WE'LL FIND OUT AUG 26TH! MAIN EVENT #1 |
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