Forward And March

This was a very great Pay Per View. Much better than last year's! You'll like it. I know it.

RESULTS
March 17, 2002- St. Patrick's Day

(Saliva's "Superstar" is playing! Green Fireworks blast all over the arena! The crowd is wild!)
Ryan: WELCOME EVERYBODY TO FORWARD AND MARCH! AND HAPPY SAINT PATRICKS DAY! Ryan here with Jeff Manning at my side up here in the skybox!
Jeff: Tonight is Wrestlemania X-8! Rock vs Hogan! I've ordered it already!
Ryan: We're here to talk about Forward And March first, not Wrestlemania, Jeff. Well, we're live at Termina, Great Bay! From Majora's Mask for the N64! Today, we'll see Yoshi and Pikachu team up against Kirby and Ness!
Jeff: That'll be interestling!
Ryan: All because Kirby & Ness snacted a victory over them about 2 weeks ago!
Jeff: How bout that Bowser/DK match?
Ryan: I don't know yet. We'll hear from Bowser later today.
Jeff: And the official theme song to this PPV is Saliva's "Superstar"! Well I guess it is time to watch some SSB!
(Mario's theme is playing. The crowd is booing. Mario enters.)
Ryan: And here is the own of SSB, the sellout, Mario. He turned his back on all his fans just before Melee began, when he fired Luigi and Jigglypuff!
Jeff: And his wife Peach interfered in the Street Fight between Mario and Yoshi! She helped Mario win! Puppies!
Ryan: Whatever. What is Mario going to say right now?
Mario: Today...I have a very important announcement!
Jeff: What is it?
Mario: Today were going to determine who will be something. Were going to determing who will be the FIRST-EVER SSB INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!!! (crowd is cheering!)
Jeff: Sweet! A new championship belt!
Ryan: Just like the WWF!
Mario: Were going to have a matchup for that belt! The match will be...........ME verses uh.........."The Weapon Boy" Fox McCloud! Because he has never EVER had a championship belt before, and he deserves a shot. Even if I lose, I'll still be happy!
Jeff: Whoo-hoo!
Ryan: A rivalry rematch from Fall 99!
Mario: But I don't want to lose! I will prove to SSB that I have both power and the skills to defeat anybody! I WILL BE THE FIRST EVER IC CHAMPION! (crowd starts booing!) When I become champion, I WILL BE CHAMPION FOREVER! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! (leaves as his theme plays)
Ryan: Mario is just plain evil! He's making sure he has a 100% chance of winning the belt!
Jeff: But he's facing the toughest, baddest man in the NWO, Fox McCloud! How can he survive?
Ryan: Don't know. Well up next is Yoshi and Pikachu facing Kirby and Ness! Next on Forward And March!
(Commercial Break)

Tag Team Rematch & VS &
Ryan: Welcome back. The Tag Team match with Yoshi & Pikachu vs Kirby & Ness is next.
Jeff: Yoshi's one angry guy! He's got lots on his mind! He just challenges anyone who gets in his way!
Ryan: Last month, Yoshi was defeated by Mario in that Street Fight because of Peach interfering the match!
Jeff: Are we ready for the match?
Ryan: Yeah. Kirby is about to enter.
(Glass Shatters! Kirby enters as the crowd boos!)
Jeff: You suck, Kirby! You think you're Austin with that stupid vest of his!
Ryan: Well Kirby became the 2002 King Of The Ring with the Stone Cold Stunner! Maybe we'll see it again today.
Jeff: It's a cheap move too.
(Kirby poses on each high place in the ring)
(HBK theme plays! Ness enters as the crowd is booing!)
Jeff: And instead of Shawn Michaels singing in this, Ness is instead! I think the team of Kirby & Ness should be called the ripoffs! Ha-ha!
Ryan: That's too good to be true.
(Ness poses in the ring with Fireworks behind him!)
Ryan: Ness is posing just like how HBK does.
(Techno music plays as the crowd is cheerling! Pikachu enters!)
Jeff: ANOTHER RIPOFF! BUFF BAGWELL ENTRANCE ATTIRE! The hat and the chain!
Ryan: So?
Jeff: So it's illegal!
Ryan: No it's not.
Jeff: Yes it is! It's illegal!
Ryan: If it were illegal, they wouldn't be like that anymore!
Jeff: Now to see if Yoshi's a ripoff too!
(Yoshi's theme plays! The crowd is wild! Yoshi enters!)
Jeff: Yep! He's posing with Fireworks behind him on the ramp! Just like Kurt Angle! Ha-ha! I'm good!
Ryan: Well anyway the match is about to begin. With green hardcore weapons only!
(The Bell Rings!)
Jeff: NEW MOVE! Yoshi with a Roling Egg attack!
Ryan: At one side is Yoshi vs Ness and Pikachu vs Kirby on the other. Kirby is trying to steal one of Pikachu's moves. While Yoshi and Ness are beating the hell out of each other!
Jeff: Whoa! Pikachu reversed Kirby's Back Drop! He sends Kirby up!
Ryan: They are all beating each other up now!
Jeff: Kirby's gonna try to steal Pikachu's Thunder Jolt and use it on him!
Ryan: Yoshi sent Ness flying! Now everyone is in one area!
Jeff: OH YEAH!!!!! BOTH KIRBY AND NESS GO FLYING!!!
Ryan: Pikachu and Yoshi are cleaning house here today! Pikachu and Yoshi have this match won. Yoshi is about 0-1 so far this year. Pikachu is about 3-1 I think.
Jeff: There goes that turtle island. Bye-byyyyyyyyyyyeeeee..........
Ryan: Man, Yoshi and Pikachu are beating the hell out of Kirby & Ness! This match is totally 1-sided! So far, this match has been all Yoshi and Pikachu! What an excellent Headbutt by Yoshi! Is Ness gone?................almost!
Jeff: Geez, Ness and Kirby are both already at 170%! Yoshi's not even at 100% yet!
Ryan: Kirby almost fell out of the ring, into the water. He's holding on to the edge.
Jeff: *Kirby's taking a bath*.....
Ryan: And now Kirby and Ness are double teaming Yoshi! Pikachu got knocked down by Ness.
Jeff: Kirby's giving Yoshi a Thunder Jolt attack! And here comes Pikachu!
Ryan: OH MY GOD!!!!!
Jeff: SLAM DUNK!!! NESS FELL UNDERWATER!!! WHAT A GIANT SPLASH THAT WAS!!! COWABUNGA!!!
Ryan: Ness is now eliminated in this match! Now Kirby is going to be double teamed now.
Jeff: Pikachu countered Kirby's Cutter Attack!
Ryan: Nice Electric Drop!
Jeff: Hey! Kirby stole Pikachu's Thunder Jolt & used it on him! Now Pikachu is mad!
Ryan: He sent Kirby flying!
Jeff: The final blow should be coming...
Ryan: Not yet. Kirby is flying left and right from powerful attacks by Pikachu! Pikachu really hates Kirby!
Jeff: They are just juggling him! Don't drop him! If you plan to, make sure he goes underwater! So he can get eaten by a shark!
Ryan: Kirby is back down! KIRBY IS GOING FOR THE STUNNER ON PIKACHU!
Jeff: WAIT A MINUTE!!!
Ryan: OH MY GOD!!! PIKACHU COUNTERED THE STUNNER INTO A THUNDER!!! KIRBY'S GONE! Yoshi and Pikachu both survive!
Jeff: Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! Instead of Stunner! I've never seen anyone reverse the Stone Cold Stunner before!
Ryan: Here is the instant replay! Kirby came back down from from a brutal hit. He landed on his feet. He flicked off Pikachu and went for the kick before the neckbreaker part of the Stunner. But Pikachu caught Kirby's foot, spun Kirby, and there's the the Thunder attack!
Jeff: Kirby is not a water pokemon but still went flying!
Ryan: Well we are not sure what is next. We'll see what's coming up after this!
(commercial)

SSB Championship- VS NEWCOMER
Ryan: Welcome back to Forward and March. If you just joined us, Happy St Patricks Day. We just saw Yoshi and Pikachu beat the crap out of Kirby and Ness!
Jeff: First time someone ever countered the Stunner of Kirby's! That will definitly be the "Slam of the Week!" I know it! It's Sunday also so it'll be on for a while!
Ryan: We're now changing the subject. We just heard from the superhero, Captain Falcon during the break. On a winning streak, he lost to Pikachu last month. And he was so upset because he was a superhero and he lost! And we are not sure when he will be returning to SSB. He's been gone since.
Jeff: It's like seeing Superman on TV and seeing him get beaten up! Captain Falcon is 1/2 of the Tag Team Champions! That's not fair!
Ryan: I agree. Well we don't really have anymore scheduled matches for today, but--
(The titantron is flashing in TV Snow)
Jeff: What's going on?!
(The titantron then has the NWO logo! The NWO Theme is playing! The arena is dark with white lights! Link enters with Zelda!)
Jeff: Check it out! Link has a black tunic with lightning on it! And he has shades also! And the NWO logo on his hat! And he's with, Whoo-hoo! Zelda!
Ryan: Link is holding the SSB Championship also! Link now has something to say.
Link: Ain't I the luckiest man on the planet? (crowd boos!) I don't care what you people think! I'm in a great mood! I am so lucky! I've got the SSB Championship Belt, I've got Zelda, that was the new NWO enterance, and I feel like destroying someone today! I want to defend my SSB title; I don't know why! I've had this belt for 5 months with out losing! Someone come out and challenge me!
Ryan: ..............Who's coming out?
Jeff: Mario is coming out!
Link: Hey plumber, who's gonna lose to my best friend later today! Show me who you've got!
Mario: Well it's about time! It's already St Patricks Day! And I haven't seen you in the ring since Christmas! I've got someone great to face you! That belt will be on the line. Ladies and Gentlemen! And now here is.....Link's opponent...is the one and only, please welcome: SSB NEWCOMER: MARTH!!!!!
(GODSMACK'S "AWAKE" IS PLAYING! THE CROWD IS CHEERING! MARTH SLOWLY WALKS DOWN THE RAMP WITH A MEAN LOOK AT LINK!)
Jeff: Whoa! Check out that sword!
Ryan: Just as tough-looking as Link is! Can he defeat Link and become the new SSB Champion on his first match here in SSB?
(Marth and Link stare each other down!)
Link: Oh great. I'm stuck defending my title against someone who can't speak English! Someone who speaks Japanese! You know, people in Japan are so damn--(Marth steals Link's mic!)
Marth: What do you mean I speak Japanese?! You got a problem with me, kid?! I am the toughest hero in the entire country of Japan! And I will prove it today, by leaving this building today as the new SSB Champion! (crowd cheers!)
Jeff: He can speak both languages?!
Link: Oh, did I hurt you and your Japanese friends' feelings? Well, excuuuuse me, Marth! I can actually tell that you have never ever watched SSB on TV before you came here! And you don't know how powerful I am! I am the first man to ever become a 2-time SSB Champion! Both times I have had this belt, I have held it for 10 months! I am going to kick your ass, NWO Style!
(Marth cusses at Link in Japanese language!)
(The Bell Rings!)
Jeff: Sword vs Sword! Link gets the first hit. An man, look at this sword fight! Just like the movies!
Ryan: Are they ever going to stop swinging those swords?
Jeff: Zelda is at ringside, hoping Link wins!
Ryan: Link almost fell out of the ring! And again!
Jeff: Marth is winning this! Link Skywalker vs Marth Vader! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ryan: Good one, Jeff!
Jeff: That sword fight still going on!
Ryan: Now Link is getting the advantage! Marth almost fell out!
Jeff: My god! Link was almost gone! Almost underwater!
Ryan: Is Marth going to fall underwater instead? ....................Almost!
Jeff: Man, this is one of the tightest matches I've ever watched! Both have been about equal throughout the match!
Ryan: What a Strong Slash by Link! And Marth threw Link! That was a Hiptoss by Marth!
Marth: Come on, Link! Can't take my strength?!
Ryan: Link surprised Marth! Wild Ride!
Link: You're wrong, Marth! You can't take MY strength! Ha-ha!
Jeff: Link looks weird in that black tunic. But it's got lightning on it and the NWO logo.
Ryan: Nice Jumping Slash by Marth. Link is now kicking Marth! I believe Link has this this match won.
Jeff: Marth can't take much more! Another Kick by Link!
Ryan: Link is looking great. But it looks like Marth is coming back with an Arm Drag and a Slash right after that.
Jeff: But Link just keeps swinging that sword at Marth.
Ryan: Here it comes: SPINNING SLASH! Whoa, Link missed.
Jeff: Link sent Marth flying instead!
Ryan: They must win by pinfall you know. Link is still throwing Marth around.
Jeff: Hey! Marth stole Link's Finisher! The Spinning Slash! Whoo-hoo!
Ryan: Marth goes for the pin! We could have a new champion here!
Crowd: 1...2..(Link kicks out!)
Ryan: I thought he had him!
Jeff: Yeah it's like when you get hit by your own finisher, you get up right away cause it's yours. Stupid. It's like seeing the Rock get People's Elbowed by someone and he kicks out of it!
Ryan: And now Link is getting aggressive! He's slashing Marth like crazy!
Jeff: I heard their 2 swords collide in one metal sound!
Ryan: All those tiny slashes by Link! Whoa, Link sends Marth flying again! Link goes for the pin!
Crowd: 1....2...(Marth kicks out!)
Jeff: A near fall! The sword fight continues! Link wins that sword fight! With a kick onto Marth! Link pins again!
Crowd: 1....2.(Marth kicks out!)
Ryan: Marth stole Link's finisher again! He's picking Link up, going for the final blow! Double Slash...
Jeff: Whoa! A weird looking combo by Marth! He was glowing red and green while doing it!
Ryan: That was the Dancing Blade attack, Jeff. Link got back to his senses! He sends Marth flying! He went for another Spinning Slash but missed again!
Jeff: Hey!
Ryan: Link kicked Marth right in the chin! Marth is stunned, on his feet! Link with the Spinning Slash! It connected!
Jeff: Link got Marth! 1...2...3! (Link's theme plays)
Michael Buffer: Here is your winner, and still the SSB Champion, Link!
Jeff: Link beat Marth! And Marth said he was the toughest man in Japan! Rhymes.
Ryan: Link is leaving happy with Zelda and the SSB Championship!
Jeff: He's laughing at Marth!
Ryan: And Marth is getting up, very angry! His face almost turned red!
Jeff: When will Link lose that SSB title?! He's had it for nearly half a year!
Ryan: I know. Well our main event is for the SSB Intercontinental Championship! Mario and Fox McCloud! 1 on 1!
(The camera is backstage in Mario's locker room. Peach is with Mario. Mario is on a computer, in a chat room with Donkey Kong 3's Stanley!)
Mario: Ha-ha! I just heard from Luigi by one of my friends! They said Luigi is having problems in his mansion, sucking up ghosts! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Peach: How about Jigglypuff?
Mario: I'm still finding info about her. My friends don't know what's going on with her yet. (Signs off) Well...I'm ready to become Intercontinental Champion! Let's go out there, Peach! (both leave)
(Another camera is backstage. Scizor is interviewing Bowser! The crowd goes wild!)
Scizor: Bowser...the main event for today is next! And you haven't been heard since you came here in SSB! What about this match between you and Donkey Kong?
Bowser: The match between me and Donkey Kong...
Scizor: Right.
Bowser: HEY, DONKEY KONG It's me again, BOWSER! You've been waiting to hear from me? About the match between you and me? I guess I am ready to announce something!
(Suddenly, a new version of the DK64 Rap theme is playing! DK comes out of the tiantron and into the ring! He is very angry with a microphone!) (new theme)
Jeff: Wow! New theme for Donkey Kong!
Ryan: Bowser is backstage while DK is in the ring!
DK: Spit it out, Bowser; I've had enough of waiting!
Bowser: About this match between you and me....WE'RE STILL WAITING, DONKEY KONG!!! (crowd boos)
Jeff: Oh please, not another month! I want to see the match now!
DK: I can see there is one, only one reason why we are waiting another month. It is because the giant dinosaur is afraid to stand in the ring with the giant champion! (crowd cheers!)
Jeff: That's what I was thinking!
Bowser: (has a pissed face) You obviously don't get it, Donkey Kong! I am finding the perfect day for this match! I want this match to be the greatest match EVER in the history of Super Smash Brothers! We are not going to face each other on a cold, .....dull, .....stupid day like this! Another time, Donkey Kong. (leaves with his theme music starting at the refrain)
Jeff: Damn, more waiting!
Ryan: But will it be on the next Pay Per View, which is 2 weeks from today?
Jeff: That sucks.
Ryan: Well up next is Mario and Fox McCloud! Next on Forward And March!
(commercial break)

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