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| SSB INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP- vs Jeff: And how bout those Pop Tarts Pastry Swirls? Were they good? Ryan: Were back on, Jeff. Jeff: Whoa! I got carried away! Ryan: This next match will determine who will be the first-ever SSB Intercontinental Champion! It's Mario against The "Weapon Boy" Fox McCloud! (Mario's theme is playing as the crowd boos. Being accompanied by Peach, Mario enters as DR. MARIO!) Jeff: Hey! It's Dr. Mario! Mario's gonna wrestle as Dr. Mario! And, whoo-hoo! Peach is with him! Michael Buffer: The following contest is a No-Disqualification match, scheduled for 1 fall. Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by Peach, weighing at 215 pounds, Dr. Mario! Mario: I'm going to Hospital-IZE my opponent! Ryan: Mario is making sure he definitly has this match won. (The titantron has Fox's face coming closer and closer to the camera as Foxy Lady is playing! The crowd is actually cheering! Fox enters!) Michael Buffer: And his opponent, representing the NWO, weighing at 160 pounds, "The Weapon Boy" Fox McCloud! Jeff: The crowd actually wants Fox to win this! And useually people boo Fox! Ryan: Last year, Fox was ranked #3 out of 12 superstars. He is one of the best. Let's see if he can prove it by winning the IC title. (The Bell Rings!) Ryan: Look at them go! They still really hate each other today! Jeff: Mario threw a Megavitamin at Fox! Fox is now attacking Mario! Ryan: Mario has Fox! Jeff: It's Mario's Big Swing! And WHAT? He gave Fox an Electric Punch?! How can he do that?! Ryan: I don't know, but he can do a Fire Punch. They are not stopping in this match. Both are strong in agility. Someone is eventually gonna fall out of the ring. Jeff: You can pin your opponent outside of the ring also! Peach: Come on, Mario! Ryan: Fox is taking a beating! Mario is showing his Doctor Powers here today, debuting as Dr. Mario! Jeff: Fox is gonna fall into the water for a swim! Fox: HIYA!!! (gets back in the ring) Jeff: What?! He didn't bite his crotch! Fox: Oh Yeah! Mario, I've changed myself! I no longer bite my crotch when I use my Fire Boost. And I've changed my finisher from the Dropkick to now the SPINNING HEEL KICK! Because I'm the Weapon Bo--(Mario uppercuts Fox!) Jeff: Waste of time. Now Mario is destroying Fox in this match! Ryan: Mario with a Missile Dropkick! And a Leg Drop! That's Hulk Hogan's move! Mario pins! Crowd: 1...2.(Fox kicks out!) Jeff: Fox can't get up! Mario with another Leg Drop! And that Turtle Island is sinking again! Get back here! Ryan: Whoa, Fox had to sprint to another area to be safe. Jeff: A Metal Box! Mario got it! Whoo-hoo! It's METAL DR. MARIO!!! Megavitamins onto Fox! Ryan: Mario with a Big Swing! He threw Fox out of the ring! Jeff: Mario is leaving the ring to get Fox! They are at ringside. Do something Peach! Ryan: WAIT A MINUTE! MARIO'S GONNA HEADUTT FOX WHILE BEING METAL MARIO! Jeff: It's gonna be about 100 pounds of crushing metal onto Fox's face! (Mario Headbutts Fox hard!) Ryan: There it is! The Headbutt! A Steel Headbutt onto Fox! You can't get up from that! Mario pins! Crowd: 1.....2.....3! Jeff: Mario did it! (Mario's theme plays) (The crowd is booing) Michael Buffer: Here is your winner, and the First-Ever SSB Intercontinental Champion, Mario! (Mario's Metal Box wears off) Ryan: WAIT A MINUTE! (The crowd goes wild!) Jeff: HERE COMES YOSHI!!! WITH A STEEL CHAIR!! (Yoshi comes from behind as Mario is celebrating! Yoshi bashes Mario in the back of the head!) Ryan: Mario is down! Jeff: Now here comes the NWO! Link, Samus, and Zelda! Link and Samus are stomping on Mario, helping Yoshi! Ryan: Peach and Zelda are arguing at ringside! (Peach tries to slap Zelda in the face but Zelda counters and slaps Peach in the face!) Ryan: Zelda just slapped Peach! Peach is down! Jeff: YES!!! (crowd goes wild!) HERE COMES MARTH!!! Eight people are out here! Ryan: Marth is throwing everybody out by slashing everyone! There goes Link! Jeff: And Mario, and Yoshi, and Samus! Marth: Whooo!!! (his theme plays as he celebrates in the ring) Jeff: Man, such carnage! Ryan: All those bodies on the floor! Mario, Link, Yoshi, Samus, Fox, Peach! Zelda is leaving! Jeff: This Pay Per View is "Forward And MarTh", to Marth! Ryan: What is going to happen 2 weeks from now, which is Egg-Breaking Time?! Link is the SSB Champion! Mario is the new IC Champion! And when will that DK/Bowser match take place? Jeff: Tonight is Wrestlemania X-8! I've ordered it already! Let's watch it tonight! Ryan: We are out of time! I'm Ryan from Ryan's SSB Melee site, signing off! (Forward and March signs off as Marth is celebrating in the ring!) |
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