SSB Summer Slamfest

Last year's Summer Slamfest was probably better than this year's but this year's is still good. Due to the amount of superstars we had by this PPV, I was unable to get everybody. Check it out anyway.

RESULTS
June 25th, 2002
Jungle Japes

(Many clips of Link are shown)
Someone's Voice: He was only 27 years old...His first appearance on TV was in August 1987, when The Legend Of Zelda was released for NES. He took a big step in 1989, at the age of 15, when he came out with his TV Show about The Legend Of Zelda. However it was beaten by Super Mario Bros Super Show. As the next decade started, other games were released, like Link's Awakening, and Link to the Past. When he left Game Boy and SNES, he prepared for the N64. It took 2 years to release Ocarina Of Time. Then in 1999, his journey to becoming one of the greatest SSB Champions of all time began. His name is one of the biggest names in SSB History. We will miss you, Link.
                                                                       LINK
                                                                    1974-2002

(The camera is backstage in the NWO's locker room. The NWO heard the tribute to their leader, Link. They are waiting for a meeting that Fox McCloud made.)
Fox: Everyone! May I have your attention? Now I know many of you are upset that our leader, Link, had died last month. But do not worry. Because I, FOX MCCLOUD, AM YOUR NEW LEADER! (the NWO is confused) Now I know when Link created the NWO, people hated us. We got off on the wrong foot. But now since I'm the new leader, I'm gonna make the crowd love the NWO! (crowd is cheering!) Hear that? They already love us! OK. None of us are scheduled to wrestle today, so let's sit back and relax.
(With P.O.D.'s "Alive", Summer Slamfest is beginning! Yellow, Orange, & Red Fireworks fly everywhere! The crowd is on their feet!)
Ryan: WELCOME EVERYBODY TO SUMMER SLAMFEST! Hello everyone, I am Ryan.
Jeff: And I'm Jeff Manning.
Ryan Yeah. Well we are live at Jungle Japes! And there are so many matches today! The main event: The new SSB Melee Champion, Ganondorf will face Bowser, who destroyed Donkey Kong last month!
Jeff: Ooh, that's gonna be good, man!
Ryan: Mario said the winner of last month's DK/Bowser match would face Ganondorf here today!
Jeff: Both Ganondorf and Bowser are undefeated, and we'll see who is the better man today!
Ryan: Changing the subject, Mario has his own game coming this August, called...(gets out a game box) Mario Sunshine! Also starring Yoshi! And maybe Bowser, not discovered yet.
Jeff: It'll be released about a week after the Pay Per View in August: Beach Battle.
Ryan: And we just heard that Fox McCloud is the new leader of the NWO! How different will the NWO be without Link?!
(Donkey Kong's Music is playing! The crowd is on their feet! Donkey Kong enters!)
Ryan: Well here comes the man who LOST at Memorial Civil War to Bowser: Donkey Kong!
Michael Buffer: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome in his home island: Donkey Kong!
Ryan: Yes, this is Donkey Kong's home island.
Jeff: His body was battered; Isn't he supposed to be here?
Ryan: I don't know. It's been a month ago since then.
Jeff: Didn't you go to Disney World?
Ryan: Yeah, why?
Jeff: Just thought of it.
DK: Last month....Mario announced that the winner of the match of Donkey Kong verses Bowser at Memorial Civil War...will face the SSB Melee Champion today.
Jeff: The champion is Ganondorf.
DK: I did not win the match. But Donkey Kong is out here to congratulate Bowser!
Jeff: What?!
Ryan: About the match?
DK: I'll admit Bowser, that was one hell of a match. Blood, sweat, and wood everywhere after the match! And I lost to the better man. But someday Bowser...We'll be in the ring again...and you and I will go at it...one more time! (crowd is cheering!)
Jeff: It can happen.
DK: You won the match in many reasons. But the main reason Bowser, was the fans. (crowd is cheering!) They supported you, Bowser! They booed Donkey Kong! And speaking of that, the fans are gonna help you make it all the way to the top, which gives you a big chance today to win the big one: The SSB Melee Championship!
(Bowser's Music is playing! The crowd goes nuts!)
Jeff: Listen! The crowd is supporting Bowser again!
Ryan: Because he is arriving! He could be the next SSB Melee Champion. (The lights shut down)
Jeff: We're in DK's home island! How can they not support DK?
Ryan: SSB goes in many places around the "Nintendo" World.
(Flames burst! Heavy Metal Music plays!)
Jeff: Bowser's fans are runnin' wild!
Ryan: For 17 years, Bowser's had fans. (1985)
(Bowser enters! The crowd is still supporting him!)
Jeff: This crowd really loves Bowser.
Ryan: Bowser is making his way to the ring. He has something to say also.
(crowd is chanting for Bowser!)
Bowser: You know, you are absolutely correct, Donkey Kong. That was one hell of a match! Between the two of us, that was the biggest match for the both of our careers! Everything about the match was kick-ass! (crowd is cheering!)
Jeff: No one's ever gonna forget the match.
Bowser: However there was one problem. One thing sucked about the match! Hey, I enjoyed everything that happened. But after I won, MEWTWO...
Jeff: Uh oh.
Bowser: Mewtwo, you have no business being in Bowser's path! Whenever something does not go my way, I can get very furious! Last week, I saw Mario say to you, "You're hired!". I know you're here, Mewtwo! SO I'M CALLING YOU OUT!!! (crowd is cheering!)
Ryan: WHOA! Bowser's calling out Mewtwo!
(Breaking Point's "One Of A Kind" starts playing as the lights are flashing purple!)
Jeff: This is Mewtwo's theme? You sure it ain't Rob Van Dam?
Ryan: Yeah, the titantron video is different. And Mewtwo is a "one of a kind".
(Mewtwo enters!)
Jeff: And here he is! Man, he's tall!
Ryan: We heard he is 6'7, 269 pounds. He can float and use his psychic ability to lift any of his opponents! Even Bowser!
Jeff: How do you know?
Ryan: I've seen him in the past. And look at that; he's holding that Pokemon Wrestling Federation Championship with him right now!
Jeff: What a funny name to name a wrestling league!
(Mewtwo is standing below the titantron, at the top of the ramp to the ring.)
Bowser: MEWTWO! 3 nights ago, we all heard Mario's mouth say right in front of you, "You're hired!". After you attacked me, I couldn't get my mind off of you! Even when SSB Melee went to Disney World, I still couldn't get my mind off you! My mind was filled with destruction! But hey, I had a good time at Disney World. Right, DK? Except that arcade game at our hotel. We came so freakin close to winning that CD, Britney Spears "Britney"! Oh yeah, that would have been sweet! But that game was on drugs or somethin. DAMN, I got carried away! Where was I? Oh yeah. As I was saying Mewtwo...We all know this your first day here at SSB Melee! It may be your first day, but...you're gonna wrestle. (crowd is cheering!) You're gonna wrestle today! And you are facing ME, BOWSER!!! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! (crowd goes nuts!)
Jeff: Alright! Bowser vs Mewtwo! Yes!
Bowser: You really think you can attack Bowser from behind? You're in for a major payback!
Mewtwo: Just a second here! I'm facing you?! What the hell is going on here?! You're scheduled to face Ganondorf for the SSB title!
Ryan: Yeah he is. Now the crowd is booing. That's not what they want to see.
Bowser: Oh shit. Well that's even better for me. 'Cause I'm gonna leave this arena as the new SSB Melee Champion! (crowd is cheering!)
Jeff: Yeah!
Bowser: Ganondorf, when we go in the ring together, I have no idea how you are going to survive, when Bowser drops the Stunning Elbow and pins you to 3! (crowd is cheering!)
Jeff: I like that kind of attitude!
Bowser: And you Mewtwo, I got somethin' for you also! (Bowser gives DK the mic!)
DK: YOU WILL GO ONE ON ONE WITH DONKEY KONG!!! (crowd goes nuts!)
Ryan: WHOA! Donkey Kong vs Mewtwo! 2 big matches today!
Mewtwo: What the hell is this all about?! What is going on between the 2 of you?! You face each other, and now look at you both! According to my 780 IQ brain, you guys are friends!
Bowser: You wanna know the truth, huh? The relationship between me & DK? Well first of all, even though we faced each other...we were NEVER rivals! (crowd is cheering!) We've always been friends! We were just makin Memorial Civil War a good show! We gave the people what they want! And when I revealed myself as the stalker of Donkey Kong's, he knew it was me the whole damn time! I've actually been here since August 2001! I just never went in the ring! (crowd is cheering!)
Mewtwo: Seems like it all makes sense, but my moron detector just went wild! It's obviously referring to the both of you guys! (crowd is booing)
DK: You know, you're gonna find out you're the moron yourself, when you end up in the WIND-UP PUNCH! (crowd is cheering!) Just like what The Rock in the WWE used to say: I'm gonna take that moron detector, yank it right out of your brain, turn it sideways, AND SHOVE IT RIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS! (crowd is cheering!)
Jeff: Ha, that's how DK says that quote! It's "Stick" it straight up your candy ass!
DK: BANANAAA-SLAMMA! (DK & Bowser leave!)
Ryan: So there's 2 big matches today! Mewtwo will face Donkey Kong! And Bowser will face Ganondorf!
Jeff: It'll be great! But isn't Mewtwo's "moron detector" actually his brain? You can't shove that straight up!
Ryan: You know what DK means. He's gonna whip Mewtwo's ass! Well up next is a match for the Women's title! We'll be right back!

SSB MELEE WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP-         vs
(Peach's music is playing as the crowd is booing. Peach enters with her Women's Championship belt)
Ryan: Well here comes that cocky Peach! She became the first ever SSB Women's Champion last month.
Jeff: Zelda should have won the match. Who's facing Peach today?
Ryan: Besides Zelda, there are 3 other women who could challenge Peach.
Peach: Look what I won last month! (crowd is booing) The SSB Melee Women's Championship! I won it fair and square! Zelda is just too weak to win this! (crowd is booing) And speaking of Zelda, I know there is no other women in the back that is no better than her! I am the greatest women superstar in the whole business of Super Smash Bros Melee!
(Jigglypuff's music starts playing! The crowd is cheering! Jigglypuff enters!)
Ryan: I don't know about that, Peach!
Jeff: Because it's Jigglypuff! Don't you just hate it when people who make SSB sites call Jigglypuff a "he"?! She's officially a female, not a male! She's pink and has a female voice! Geez, idiots.
Jigglypuff: You know something, Peach? You don't really know much about the history of this company. Besides Samus, I've been here the longest. And I know how matches go! I mean, look at you. You can't wrestle in that kind of clothes! I mean, it looks like you're marrying Mario or something! (crowd is cheering!)
Peach: You know something, Jigglypuff? I've seen you in the past! You're just nothing but a crybaby! You whine & cry everythime you lose a match! So it looks like I'm gonna retain my title here today.
(The Bell Rings!)
Jeff: Peach vs Jigglypuff right now!
Ryan: Peach has a vegetable.
Jeff: Eat it!
Ryan: Peach nearly scored her finisher the Peach Bomber.
Jeff: What kind of weapons are in this match?
Ryan: Weapons that contain fire. JIGGLYPUFF WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! (crowd is cheering!)
Jeff: Peach is slapping Jigglypuff after getting up.
Ryan: It has been 5 months since we have seen Jigglypuff in the ring.
Jeff: Peach has Jigglypuff! Strong Slap!
Ryan: Both are showing what they got. Jigglypuff slammed Peach!
Jeff: I know Jigglypuff's got more skill, she's been in SSB longer than Peach.
Ryan: Peach threw Jigglypuff in the water! A Klap Trap dunked her underwater!
Jeff: Peach won? YOU SUCK, PEACH!!!
Michael Buffer: Here is your winner and still the SSB Melee Women's Champion, Peach!
Ryan: That is not fair! Peach cheated!
Jeff: Oh well. Neither women is my type. I want Zelda!
(The camera is backstage in Mario's locker room. Mario is getting ready for his match. Yoshi comes bargin in!)
Yoshi: Mario! I know you are up to something! Your wife had humiliated my girlfriend out there! I warned you to stay away from her!
Mario: Hey! I have nothing to do with that! It was YOUR girlfriend who challenged my wife! You can't be always undefeated anyway. Now if you excuse me, I'm scheduled to face a newcomer!
Jeff: Another newcomer? Who?!
(Commercial Break)

Ryan: Ladies and Gentlemen, before we start the next match, we have a few new features for this PPV. We are going to look behind the scenes with superstars! After being gone for such a long time, he is back! Captain Falcon was gone for 2 months! This is what he did during his absense!
(Captain Falcon is being interviewed in one of the big towers by the Mute City track)
CF: After I was defeated by Pikachu, I had to leave. I couldn't let anyone see me humiliated. I was a superhero. And I lost. So it was time for me to go back to the NWO!
(Another interview is taking place. Captain Falcon is showing his F-Zero Car)
CF: Yeah, I repainted my F-Zero Car! It used to be Blue and was called the Blue Falcon! I repainted it and it's now black! And check it out! NWO Logo on each side! I didn't quite give it a name yet; possibly the NWO Falcon!
(The first interview continues)
CF: Most of the other racers were thinking to me: Why bring the NWO to F-Zero X? You're already a member of the NWO in SSB Melee! Well I replied "Hey! You don't know the real me!". We all know know that when I return to the ring, I'm no longer gonna be a superhero. And I'm not. I'm just a professional wrestler. (interview ends)
Jeff: Boy, Captain Falcon sure has done a lot of wacky stuff in the F-Zero Grand Prix!
Ryan: You won't be seeing the Blue Falcon car as it was before!

EXIBITION-     vs NEWCOMER
(A weird song is playing! A black 2-D guy enters!)
Jeff: Huh? Look at this! This guy walks funny!
Ryan: Weird music too.
Jeff: He moves worse than those Japanese Cartoons!
Ryan: You're insulting Super Mario Bros Super Show, Jeff.
Jeff: My bad.
?: Un, hi everybody! Allow me to introduce myself! My name is MR. GAME & WATCH! Even though I haven't been seen for nearly 20 years, why am I here? Well I'm from the system Game & Watch! Not only am I gonna be an SSB Superstar, I'm gonna bring back the system! (crowd is cheering!) I've got the Classic moves to fight; all that remains is the sytem itself! Well I'm holding a copy of it right now and-- (Mario's enterence music interrupts him! Mario enters!)
Ryan: Uh oh.
Mario: Hey! You're here to fight! Nothing else! You will NOT bring back Game & Watch! This is Gamecube territory! Stop living in the past! You know what? I remember you 5 years ago, in 1997! You were in my Gameboy game, Game & Watch Gallery, weren't you? Well why don't we get this match going and we'll find out who is the real hero of my Game & Watch Gallery games! (Mario runs down the ramp and into the ring.)
(The Bell Rings!)
Ryan: Crowd chanting for Mr. Game & Watch.
Jeff: Game & Watch! Game & Watch! Game & Watch! Look how he moves! Makes me laugh!
Ryan: Mario almost dunked him!
Jeff: Game & Watch with 2 Hammers? Now some kind of spray gun?
Ryan: Mario with a Karate Kick. Game & Watch threw a lid at him!
Jeff: Ah, the old days...even though I never bought a Game & Watch.
Ryan: Mario now in control.
Jeff: Mario grabbed him! He's Headbutting him! Like Al Snow's Headbutts!
Ryan: Mario let him go!
Jeff: Game & Watch now shooting him. Another lid! Man, I gotta look these moves up!
Ryan: Mario is just all over him! Wait a minute! (Luigi is coming! The crowd goes nuts!)
Jeff: IT'S LUIGI! HE HIT MARIO WITH THE EUROPEAN TITLE! (Luigi leaves with his European title!)
Ryan: Mario is dizzy! Mr. Game & Watch sends Mario out of the ring! Mr. Game & Watch wins!
Jeff: YES! Mr. Game & Watch is the hero of Game & Watch Gallery, not Mario!
Buffer: Here is your winner, Mr. Game & Watch!
Ryan: What a debut he has made here!
Mario: GRRR! Just wait until Fireworks Fight next week, Lame & Watch! I got something special for you!
Ryan: I wonder what it will be? Fireworks Fight is in 10 days!
Jeff: Good.
(The camera goes back to the NWO's locker room. The meeting is still going on.)
Fox: Now I know it's been a tough summer so far guys. But let's turn those frowns upside dwon! Why don't we look at today's newspaper? Ever wonder why it's called good news? (Fox gets a newspaper and starts reading it) I'm gonna turn to the good news. I'm looking at the page that talks about people surviving incidents. As we can see, we--OH MY GOD!!!
Captain Falcon: What?
Fox: LOOK AT THIS!
Captain Falcon: WHOA!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! ZELDA, COME SEE THIS!
Zelda: Let me see. (Zelda screams with joy!) I CAN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!
Fox: Zelda, You GOTTA tell Ganondorf about this! Go find him and report this to him! (gives Zelda the newspaper)
Zelda: Yeah! (Leaves and searches for Ganondorf)
Jeff: What's the big news?
(Commercial Break)

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