SSB Summer Slamfest

(GANONDORF'S THEME PLAYS! THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET!)
Ryan: Wel if Zelda's searching for Ganondorf, he's coming to the ring!
Jeff: And he'll be facing Bowser! It will be awesome!
Michael Buffer: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome: the NEW SSB Melee Champion, GANONDORF!!! (Ganondorf enters!)
Ryan: I still can't believe what happened at Memorial Civil War. Everyone was so shocked Link died.
Jeff: Took 7 months for Link to lose the SSB Melee title! Yesterday, I was watching Raw is War on TNN, and I heard Mr. MacMahon likes to see superstars with "Ruthless Agression". Ganondorf's the man with that ability!
Ryan: But will he defeat Bowser today?
Ganondorf: (the crowd is supporting him!) I am the new SSB Melee Champion! (crowd is cheering!) And I am glad that I defeated LINK! And not only that...I killed him! (crowd goes nuts!) I gave Link the payback of his life! Link is dead! He's gone for good! (The broadcast gets interrupted by the NWO! The Logo is on the screen and the NWO Theme plays! Zelda enters!)
Jeff: But here comes Zelda! So what's in the news today?
Ryan: Well we're about to find out. She's gonna tell Ganondorf.
Ganondorf: Zelda! I know you are completely upset about LINK! But instead of going out with Link, why don't you forget about him and go out with someone else, like ME!!! (crowd is cheering!)
Zelda: (Zelda is smiling) Oh, I don't think so, Ganondorf! You see, me & the NWO looked at this newspaper and we found out something wonderful happened, and you're not gonna like it. You see Ganondorf, ....Link is not dead. (crowd goes nuts!)
Ryan: WHOA!!! Link is not dead?!
Zelda: He's alive, Ganondorf! But he will be absent for a very long time. Someday he'll return and will give YOU the payback of YOUR life!!! (crowd is cheering!)
(Ganondorf is pissed!)
Ganondorf: Alright! Link may be alive. But we all know that Link does not have the health to wrestle again! (crowd is booing) I ENDED LINK'S CAREER! By the way Zelda: How are you protected with no Link? You know, I'm just about to leave this ring and walk up that ramp and kidnap you in 3 seconds! .....one......Ah, screw it! (leaves the ring and starts heading toward Zelda!)
Ryan: Uh oh.
Jeff: Run, Zelda!
Ryan: Zelda's not moving. She must have a plan or something.
(The NWO Theme plays again! The NWO enter and stand in front of Zelda, in Ganondorf's way!)
Fox: Hey, Ganondorf! Not so fast! If you want Zelda, why don't you just get through the 3 toughest men in this company and the 3 men in the NWO: Me, Captain Falcon, and Falco! Just like how Hogan, Nash, and Hall are the toughest men in the WWE! Show us what you got, Ganondorf!
(GANONDORF CLOTHESLINE THOUGH ALL 3 MEN AND TAKES ZELDA!!! The crowd is booing!)
Jeff: WHOA!!! Ganondorf knocked down all 3 of them!
Ryan: GANONDORF GOT ZELDA!!! Listen to this crowd! They're booing at Ganondorf!
Jeff: Ganondorf has kidnapped Zelda! The NWO is still down!
Fox: (gets up) NO! ZELDA!!!
(Commercial Break)

Ryan: Welcome back. Again, we're now going behind the scenes with some of our favorite SSB Superstars. Now here is behind the scenes with: Jigglypuff.
(An interview is taking place)
Jigglypuff: By the time I was gone from the ring, I had to get rid of the "Red-Eyed Demon" look. I got back to what I used to look like and I started this new job. Well not really a job, but I was on the radio a few times, because I was into music. I was trying to be a Pop star. People thought I was gonna be just another Britney Spears but I really didn't do much. That's when I heard that a law passed in SSB, and I was gonna return to the ring.
Interviewer: You gonna win another chapionship belt when you return?
Jigglypuff: Oh yeah.
SSB MELEE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP-     vs
Ryan: I still can't believe what happened! Moments ago, Ganondorf kidnapped Zelda after knocking down all the men in the NWO! Can you believe it?
Jeff: Again. Zelda was kidnapped again.
Ryan: Hope they get her back.
Jeff: Zelda is hot! Why take her?! Take someone like...Ice Climber Nana.
(A Remix of Yoshi's Island is playing! Yoshi enters!) (new theme)
Michael Buffer: The follwing contest is scheduled for 1 fall and is for the SSB Melee Intercontinental Championship! Introducing first, weighing at 120 pounds, he is the SSB Melee Intercontinental Champion, YOSHI!
Jeff: Not being accompanied by Jigglypuff.
Ryan: Jigglypuff had a match so Yoshi is on his own.
Jeff: I wonder who Yoshi is facing?
(Godsmack's "Awake" is playing! Marth enters with Roy!)
Buffer: And his opponent, being accompanied by Roy, weighing at 165 pounds, Marth!
Ryan: The crowd likes both men. It's face vs face. No heels.
Jeff: Look at the way Marth is staring at Yoshi. Marth is a punk. And I hate that about him.
(The Bell Rings!)
Roy: Good luck surviving, Yoshi! Ha-ha-ha!
Jeff: Marth with a Giant Slash! Yoshi got concentrated on Roy!
Ryan: Marth wants this match done! He's destroying Yoshi!
Marth: Come on, kid! Show me your stuff! (Marth pins Yoshi)
Crowd: 1! 2! (Yoshi kicks out!)
Jeff: This crowd is booing Marth!
Ryan: Yoshi is coming back with 2 throws! Not much.
Jeff: The match has now turned to the IC Champion, Yoshi! Throw after throw after throw!
Ryan: Marth keeps getting up after each one!
Jeff: There's another one! AND ANOTHER! (Marth stays down) I love this match! (Yoshi pins Marth!)
Crowd: 1! 2! (Marth kicks out!)
Ryan: Yoshi now with a Ramming Headbutt!
Jeff: I heard a Bob-Omb's fuse get lit! It must be walking. Where is it?
Ryan: I don't see it. Must be at the left side of the ring. Were right now at the right. Man, Yoshi is throwing Marth everywhere!
Jeff: And this crowd loves it!
Roy: You suck, Yoshi!
Ryan: Yoshi with a Multi Kick Combo on Marth! That's a Classic and Powerful Combo!
Jeff: Wait a minute!
Ryan: Marth has Yoshi in a Backslide Pin! (Marth has Yoshi in the pin and puts both of his feet on the ropes!) Marth's feet are on the ropes! That's cheating! The ref doesn't see it!
Crowd: 1....2....3!
Jeff: HE GOT HIM! MARTH WINS THE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE! (crowd is booing!)
Buffer: Here is your winner, and the NEW SSB Melee Intercontinental Champion, MARTH! (Marth & Roy start attacking Yoshi!)
Jeff: What the hell?!
Ryan: Marth & Roy are not done yet! They're stomping on Yoshi! And now here comes the NWO again! They're all attacking Yoshi! What is this all about?! I thought Marth & Roy hated the NWO!
Jeff: Marth & Roy are taking their shirts off! (MARTH & ROY ARE WEARING NWO T-SHIRTS!)
Ryan Marth and Roy are wearing a--
Jeff: WHAT?!
Ryan: NWO T-SHIRTS?! What's this all about?! Marth and Roy threw Yoshi out! (They all celebrate!)
Jeff: MY GOD! MARTH & ROY HAVE JOINED THE NWO!!!
Marth: Hey Yoshi! I am better than you, weakling! Because not only am I one of the new members of the NWO, because I am the new Intercontinental Champion! And why am I with the NWO, because after me & Roy got beaten up at Memorial Civil War by Fox & Falco, we were toughened up!
Fox: The NWO needs Zelda back, so we had to get new members! Even though we're not the best of friends, Marth is the kind of guy I need! I helped him and Roy toughen up! Yoshi, the NWO has nothing against you! It's just the NWO's job to kick everybody's ass! Ganondorf, we're one step closer to getting Zelda back! (crowd is cherring at Fox! The NWO leaves with their theme!)
Ryan: The crowd was booing a minute ago!
Jeff: They didn't like Marth joining but they actually love the NWO. It's now a group of 6! 7, if Link counts!
Ryan: Well up next, Donkey Kong is facing Mewtwo! Mewtwo's first match here in SSB Melee! It's up next! (Commercial break)

EXIBITION-        vs
(Breaking Point's "One Of A Kind" is playing! The crowd is booing! Mewtwo enters!)
Michael Buffer: The follwing contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Making his way to the ring, weighing at 269 pounds, MEWTWO!
Jeff: Mewtwo's first day & match!
Ryan: Mewtwo is full of power. He is taller than Donkey Kong by about 4 inches.
(Donkey Kong's music is playing! The crowd is cheering! Donkey Kong enters!)
Buffer: And his opponent, weighing at 235 pounds, DONKEY KONG!
Jeff: Donkey Kong is ready to kick some ass today!
(The Bell Rings!)
Ryan: DONKEY KONG THREW MEWTWO OUT OF THE RING! (crowd is cheering!)
DK: COME ON, MEWTWO!
(Mewtwo gets back in and starts a fray with DK!)
Jeff: Mewtwo's using his psychic ability to lift DK!
(DK is chopping Mewtwo. The crowd yells out "wooo!" on each chop!)
Jeff: Ric Flair's quote! That's what the crowd means!
Ryan: Mewtwo's being aggressive. Another throw. There's a 3rd throw! (Mewtwo pins)
Crowd: 1! 2! (DK kicks out!)
Jeff: DK gets back up and knock Mewtwo down! He stomps on him!
Ryan: Well Mewtwo was a fan favorite in his previous wrestling league he competed in. Mewtwo is a heel in SSB. He is now punching DK.
Jeff: Purple smoke comes out when he does. Just like Ganondorf.
Ryan: DK still choppin while Mewtwo delivers an Electric Attack.
Jeff: Both are punching each other! DK is pushing Mewtwo to the edge! DK is just too powerful for Mewtwo!
Ryan: Mewtwo! Now with a Tornado Throw! Wow, that's a high flying attack! Now with another Electric attack! (Mewtwo pins!)
Crowd: 1....2..(DK kicks out!)
Ryan: Mewtwo is in control of this match.
Jeff: Mewtwo threw a capsule at DK! But DK got the item! Fire Flower!
Ryan: DK is coming back! He's burning Mewtwo! But Mewtwo flies to safety. Over DK. He made him drop the item!
(crowd starts chanting "Mewtwo sucks!")
Mewtwo: Ha-ha! The item is now mine!
Jeff: DK STOLE THE ITEM! But Mewtwo reflected the flames and DK got burnt!
Ryan: I thought Mewtwo didn't have a reflector! He has a deflector! Well Mewtwo now threw a tiny projectile at DK. He grabbed DK!
Jeff: DK reverses! DONKEY KONG WITH A RAZOR'S EDGE!!! (crowd goes nuts!) KABOOM! Mewtwo is down! (DK pins!)
Crowd: 1.....2....(Mewtwo kicks out!)
Ryan: Nearly had Mewtwo. Mewtwo is back up and delivers more Electric power. Mewtwo with a Dark Cloud! (Smash Up+A)
Jeff: Mewtwo's gonna whip DK to the ropes.
Ryan: DK reverses again! DK WITH THE WIND-UP PUNCH!!! (crowd goes nuts!) That was quick!
Jeff: So quick, like the Clothesline from Hell! (DK pins!)
Crowd: 1! 2! 3!
Jeff: And it's over! DK is your winner!
Buffer: Here is your winner, Donkey Kong!
Ryan: DK finished Mewtwo fast! He wanted the match to go quick!
Jeff: The Wind-Up Punch is more effective than ever!
Ryan: Well up next is the main event! Ganondorf defends the SSB Melee title against Bowser!
Jeff: Oh, this is gonna be good man!
(Commercial Break)

SSB MELEE CHAMPIONSHIP-          vs
Ryan: Can Bowser be the next SSB Champion? Or will Ganondorf retain his gold? It's villian vs villian!
Jeff: Who is the greatest villian of Nintendo?
Ryan: We're gonna find out in this match.
(Slayer's "Here Comes the Pain" plays!)
Michael Buffer: The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall and is for the SSB Melee Championship! Introducing first, weighing at 300 pounds, he is the SSB Melee Champion, GANONDORF!!! (Ganondorf enters!)
Jeff: This crowd seems to be booing Ganondorf.
Ryan: Well we all know how many Bowser fans are out there!
(Bowser's enterence music is playing! The crowd is on their feet!)
Jeff: So many Bowser fans out there! Reminds me of Hulkamania! (The lights shut down!)
Ryan: The long enterence of Bowser. We all remember that he revealed himself as the man who was stalking Donkey Kong several months ago. (Flames burst! Heavy Metal music plays!)
Ryan: Can you just imagine what could happen in the future if Bowser wins the championship?
Jeff: You mean WHEN Bowser wins the championship! (Bowser enters!)
Buffer: And his opponent weighing at 480 pounds, BOWSER!!!
Ryan: Both men are undefeated! Who will remain undefeated?
Jeff: Bowser.
(The Bell Rings!)
Ryan: Bowser & Ganondorf do not like each other.
Jeff: Bowser's showing off! He's breathing Fire!
Ryan: He tricked Ganondorf and got the first strike! But Ganondorf comes back with an Enziguri!
Jeff: Nope! Bowser's still standing! Can't knock him down! There's another Enziguri! Still didn't budge! 3...4 Enziguris!
Ryan: This crowd chanting for Bowser.
Jeff: DARK DIVE BY GANONDORF!!!
Ryan: Bowser's feeling it! But is still standing!
Jeff: WHOA! What a powerful kick by Ganondorf! (crowd is booing)
Ryan: Now he's delivering those electric punches he used on Link last month!
Jeff: Bowser's breathing Fire!
Ryan: Bowser is really getting a beating. He has to attack sometime. But he can take ALOT of hits.
Jeff: There's another Dark Dive by Ganondorf! BOWSER FELL! (Ganondorf pins!)
Crowd: 1...2(Bowser kicks out!)
Jeff: YES! STILL BREATHIN FLAMES!
Ryan: Wait a minute! HERE COMES THE WARLOCK PUNCH!!! He's charging up his hand!
Jeff: NO! Don't kill Bowser! Just like how you killed Link with that same move!
Ryan: HERE IT COMES--Wait a minute!
Jeff: BOWSER STOPPED GANONDORF! He breathed flames on him! (crowd is cheering!)
Ryan: Ganondorf is getting pissed off! He's going for another Enziguri!
Jeff: Bowser evades.
Ryan: Both men are now circling.
Jeff: There's that same strong kick by Ganondorf! AND A DARK DIVE!!! (BOWSER FALLS!)
Ryan: Oh my god, Ganondorf is so immortal! That's why he is the SSB Melee Champion! (Ganondorf pins!)
Crowd: 1..(BOWSER KICKS OUT! HE GETS UP FAST!)
Jeff: Bowser is up! He's hulking up like Hogan!
Ryan: No he's not. He just got energy all of a sudden!
(Bowser takes a Dark Dive and doesn't budge!)
Jeff: Wow!
Ryan: Bowser now in control! Shell Drop! (A+Down in the air)
Jeff: Bowser's taking every punch from Ganondorf! Those punches are no effect at all! Bowser punched Ganondorf right in the gut! (crowd is cheering!)
Ryan: Bowser is immortal also!
Jeff: Oooooh! Almost a Power Headbutt by Bowser! He is still taking those punches!
Ryan: He punched Ganondorf in the gut again! (crowd is cheering!)
Jeff: Ganondorf misses a Gerudo Dragon attack! Here comes Bowser with that Fire Breath!
Ryan: So much Flames! In the summer, Bowser's fire breath is very effective! Because people don't need any more heat added to them, when wanting cool air.
Jeff: If Bowser were a Pokemon, you think his Fire Breath would be a Fire Blast attack?
Ryan: Maybe. Man, look at all those punches he is taking! That was about 20 punches by Ganondorf and none did any effect!
Jeff: Bowser with more Fire! Taking more punches...AND MORE FIRE! Whoo-hoo!
Ryan: Now Ganondorf is seriously pissed! The match is starting to turn to Ganondorf now. Ganondorf nails a Superkick.
Jeff: There's a Dark Dive!
Ryan: But no! Bowser sent Ganondorf up with that Rock-hard shell of his! Ganondorf is being booed at every Dark Dive he scores!
Jeff: Wait a minute!
Ryan: It's that damn Mewtwo again! With a steel chair!
Jeff: He hit Bowser with it! Bowser falls! (crowd is booing)
Ryan: The referee's calling for the bell! (Bell Rings)
Jeff: The game's thrown out!
Michael Buffer: Ladies and Gentlemen, in the result of a Disqualification, the winner of the match is BOWSER! (crowd is cheering!) However, still your SSB Melee Champion: GANONDORF! (crowd is booing)
Jeff: Thanks alot Mewtwo! You cost Bowser the match! He could've won!
Ryan: Ganondorf is still the champion! And he has kidnapped Zelda earlier today! He's been so lucky today!
Jeff: Wait a minute! Here comes the NWO!
Ryan: Fox, Falcon, Falco, Marth, and Roy are all attacking Ganondorf while Mewtwo is attacking Bowser!
Jeff: Now here comes Donkey Kong! He's gonna attack Mewtwo!
Ryan: DK's helping Bowser! Mewtwo is being doubleteamed!
Jeff: Ganondorf is being quintupleteamed! Fox & Marth are gonna slam Ganondorf to the cement ground! KAPOW! Now the NWO's leaving!
Ryan: And Bowser and DK and gonna slam Mewtwo into a wall! Man, that's gotta hurt! (Bowser's theme plays as the NWO, Bowser, and DK leave)
Jeff: Man, such wreck! Ganondorf & Mewtwo are both outcold!
Ryan: Ganondorf is still the SSB Champion! But what will happen next week at Fireworks Fight?
Jeff: And how will the NWO get Zelda back?
Ryan: We are out of time! 10 days away until Fireworks Fight! I'm Ryan from Ryan's Super Smash Bros Melee Site, signing off.