Egg Breaking Time

There were 3 Newcomers that debuted here! A very long Pay Per View also.

RESULTS
March 31, 2002

(Alien Ant Farm's "Smooth Criminal" is playing! Multicolored Fireworks blast in the arena! The crowd is on their feet!)
Ryan: More brawlin' is on it's way! This is Egg-Breaking Time! It's me, Ryan with Jeff up here in the skybox! Happy Easter everybody!
Jeff: Lots happened 2 weeks ago! I can't wait for today!
Ryan: We are live at Yoshi's Island, SNES Style!
Jeff: Lots of eggs will be here! That's what Egg Breaking Time is all about! Hardcore weapons, and all other kinds of matches!
Ryan: Today, the SSB Intercontinental Championship is on the line! Mario defends it against Yoshi!
Jeff: Well at the top of the news today: Mario announced that there will be new Mario games coming soon on Gamecube! Mario Sunshine, Mario Golf, and Mario Tennis!
Ryan: Golf & Tennis might be in one game though.
Jeff: As we like to say, time to watch some SSB!
(Techno Super Mario Bros music plays as the crowd is booing. Mario enters with Peach.)
Jeff: Here is the first ever IC Champion with the hot Peach! Whoo-hoo!
Ryan: Why do you like all the women, Jeff?
Jeff: Because I need one!
Ryan: That's what I thought. Mario won the IC belt 2 weeks ago. What is Mario going to say?
Mario: Last week, Yoshi was still mad that I beat him in the Street Fight a month ago. (crowd is booing)
Ryan: That is not what Yoshi's angry about. He's angry that Mario fired his girlfriend from SSB!
Mario: He wanted a rematch. But this time, for my new shiny Intercontinental Championship. I accepted. Hey, I'm not here to talk about my match. I have another announcement! Today...we're going to determine who will be the first-ever...SSB European Champion! (crowd is cheering!)
Jeff: Yes! Another belt! 2 in 2 weeks!
Mario: The match will be Ness vs 1/2 of the Ice Climbers, Popo! (crowd is cheering!)
Ryan: We haven't seen the Ice Climbers ever since they debuted here, which was a month ago.
Mario: That's my announcement.....Yoshi, you think you will defeat me and get my IC belt? I don't think so! I will humiliate you AGAIN and be 2-0 against you this year! And I will go to Memorial Civil War as still the Intercontinental Champion! (Mario & Peach leave as the crowd is booing)
Ryan: What an evil man!
Jeff: How can Peach stand Mario?
Ryan: Mario & Peach are husband and wife you know. They married about a year ago.
Jeff: Mario sucks! He's too much like Mr. MacMahon!
Ryan: Well coming up is that European Championship match! Popo and Ness! Coming up next!

SSB EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP- VS
Jeff: The Easter Bunny came last night! Whoo-hoo! I got lots of candy! And I've got it with me right now!
Ryan: I bet you forgot the true meaning of Easter, Jeff.
Jeff: Actually, no I didn't. Not only is it about Jesus, but it's also about the CANDY! Whoo-hoo!
Ryan: Man, you're weird.
(HBK theme is playing. The crowd is booing. Ness enters!)
Michael Buffer: The follwing contest is scheduled for 1 fall. Making his way to the ring from Onett, weighing at 100 pounds, Ness!
Ryan: Ness was the first ever SSB Champion last year. Can he be the first-ever European Champion also?
Jeff: Ness is too small to be SSB Champion.
Ryan: Well so far this year, Ness is 1-1 this year.
(Ness poses in the ring with fireworks flying, just like how Shawn Michaels used to)
(Ice-like music is playing. The crowd is cheering! The Ice Climbers enter!)
Michael Buffer: And his opponent, from Icicle Mountain, being accompanied by Nana, weighing at 95 pounds, Ice Climber Popo!
Ryan: This is the 2nd Pay Per View appearence for the Ice Climbers. Last week, they faced a mixed team of Ness and Samus and they defeated them and got their first victory! So far, they are 1-1 this year.
Jeff: Whoo-hoo, Nana!
(The Bell Rings!)
Jeff: Easter Bunny must live here...
Ryan: Ness used his PK Fire to burn the glacier Popo threw.
Jeff: Popo almost fell out of the ring but Nana threw him back in! Such teamwork!
Ryan: Popo with a Glacier Throw. Now the fist fight starts!
Jeff: ...............Wow....Long fight. I should have slept through it.
Ryan: Well, Ness seems to be winning this. He is a bigger man than Popo.
Jeff: They are starting to use some smash attacks now!
Ryan: .....................Ness wins that 30 second fight! He headbutts Popo in the air! Ness is just all over Popo! He is too tough for Popo!
Jeff: What was that? PK Flash?! He missed though.
Ryan: OOOHHHH!!!! NICE HOMERUN BY NESS WITH HIS OWN BAT!
Jeff: Popo is still in, but he is busted open!
Ryan: Oh look at this. Popo is getting aggressive. He is coming back! Ness got a barrel but Popo made it blow up on Ness!
Jeff: Now were equal in this match! Here comes 2 Glaciers at Ness! Missed...
Ryan: Popo has the ability to do a double-damage attack. That means sometimes his attacks will do double damage! They are both at the right side of the ring. Someone is going to get knocked out.
Jeff: NICE HAMMER POUND BY POPO! Ness goes over the top rope! Popo wins the gold! (Popo's theme plays)
Michael Buffer: Here is your winner, and the first-ever SSB European Champion, Ice Climber Popo!
Ryan: And now here comes Kirby! Ness's Partener! Kirby with a Stone Cold Stunner onto Popo! Now he and Ness are leaving! (Kirby's theme plays)
Jeff: That will do no good, Kirby! Popo is the new European Champion! Popo is now 2-1 this year!
Ryan: Well we have lots of great stuff ahead. Mario announced last night that 3 newcomers will be coming today! Also, Donkey Kong will be in action today! His first SSB Melee match! Adn we will have Bowser in action too! In a separate match. It's all coming later today.
(Commercial Break)

(Techno Music is playing as the crowd is cheering! Pikachu enters with a microphone.)
Ryan: Looks like Pikachu has something to say. He's making his way to the ring. He has been very successful so far this year.
Jeff: He's one of the best!
Pikachu: You know, it's great to be here in Yoshi's Island. (crowd is cheering) But ever since SSB Melee started, I kind of miss some of our superstars that used to be here. (crowd boos)
Jeff: They were fired by Mario! GRR!!! People are still talking about that!
Pikachu: But I have to move on! I can't let that bring me down! Now that Melee has begun, I must build up! I'm already one of the greatest Lightweight superstars in the history of SSB! And there will not be anyone that is as good as me!
(Techno-Heavy Metalish music interrupts Pikachu! The titantron is flashing in multicolors as it says "PICHU"! The crowd cheering!)
Jeff: What the--?
Ryan: HEY! IT'S PICHU! What's he doing here?!
Jeff: Don't tell me he is a newcomer! He's too small & young to wrestle!
Ryan: I wonder what Pikachu is thinking right now?
(Pichu is standing at the top of the ramp. He has a microphone.)
Pichu: Hello everybody! I am PICHU!!! (crowd is cheering!)
Jeff: Look how small he is!
Pikachu: Now just a second! What do you think you're doing, interrupting me?!
Pichu: ....Hey Pikachu, how's it going?! Happy Easter! Me and you could be the best Tag Team ever if we team up! We can be the Electric Power here!
Ryan: That would be interesting.
Pikachu: Forget it, Pichu! You know, I am so sick and tired of seeing you with that annoying voice of yours, trying to copy me in every way! I have had it! Why don't you stand in the ring with me and we'll determine who is the best lightweight in the business! (crowd cheers!) (Pikachu leaves)
Jeff: Whoa! Pikachu and Pichu! Today!
Ryan: It could be a 1-sided fight! Pikachu is much stronger! We will be right back after this!
(Commercial Break)

(The Lost Woods Song is playing! A kid is entering with a green hat and tunic! The crowd is cheering!)
Jeff: Huh? Who is that? An elf kid?
Ryan: I don't know. But we are going to find out in a second. He has a microphone.
?: Hi, everybody! My name is YOUNG LINK! (crowd cheers) And I'm new here in SSB! I came here to be the strongest kid in the world! See this sword? (takes out his sword)
Jeff: Looks like a knife to me!
Young Link: It's so powerful, it can kill anyone! Even a monster! And I'm going to use it on everybody!
(Linkin Park's "One Step Closer" interrupts Young Link!)
Jeff: Uh oh! Here comes the "real" Link!
Ryan: He's making his way to the ring with a confused face!
Link: Excuuuuse me? Did you just say your name was "Young Link"? Well I'm sorry, that name was already taken! I am the REAL Link in SSB!
Young Link: So? You are Link, right? And I am Young Link. We're totally different!
Link: You want to challenge me? You want to challenge the current SSB Champion?! Well I just heard Pikachu and Pichu confront each other! Why don't you team up with Pichu, and I team up with Pikachu, and we kick your asses?! (crowd is cheering)
Young Link: Um...Okay. It's nice to make friends. Why don't we be friends?
Link: ........Get lost, kid. (scares Young Link away)
Ryan: Wow! Link & Pikachu vs Young Link & Pichu, today!
Link: What do you know? 2 idiots as newcomers. Me & Pikachu are going to beat the crap out of them today. Man, what other idiots could we get here?
(FLAMES BURST AS HEAVY METAL MUSIC INTERRUPTS LINK! THE LIGHTS TURN DARK RED!)
Jeff: WHOA!!!
Ryan: It looks like someone's eyes on the titantron!
Jeff: This is a song by Slayer!
(SECONDS LATER, THE TITANTRON SAYS "GANONDORF"!!! THE CROWD GOES NUTS!)
Ryan: OH MY GOD!!! IT'S GANONDORF!!! WHERE HAS HE BEEN ALL THIS TIME?!
(GANONDORF ENTERS AND SLOWLY WALKS DOWN THE RAMP WITH A VICIOUS LOOK AT LINK!)
Jeff: Look at Link! He looks frightened!
Ryan: The same face when he sees Zelda kidnapped in Ocarina of Time!
(Ganondorf enters the ring and is coming towards Link! Link is stuck in a corner!)
Jeff: Ganondorf is closing in on Link! Link is trapped! I'm about to laugh!
Ganondorf: LINK!!! Long time, no see! (crowd is cheering!)
Link: G-G-G-Ganondorf! I thought I killed you!
Ganondorf: SILENCE!!! You can't kill evil, Link! I've been alive for over 100 years! And I've come to SSB for REVENGE on one familiar fairy kid I know!
Link: Uh...Young Link?
Ganondorf: No, YOU!!! I heard you have a match already today! And I've noticed how long you've had that SSB Championship Belt!
Ryan: Uh oh.
Ganondorf: So at Memorial Civil War... (crowd starts getting loud!)
Jeff: Here it comes.
Ganondorf: ...YOU'RE FACING ME AT MEMORIAL CIVIL WAR, FOR THAT SSB TITLE!!!!! (CROWD GOES NUTS!)
Jeff: WHOO-HOO!!!
Ganondorf: That belt is too much for you! I command you to give it to me! (leaves as Link looks very frightened about the match!)
Ryan: OH MY GOD!!! Link defeands the SSB Championship against Ganondorf at Memorial Civil War! That is a rematch from 3 years ago!
Jeff: I CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT! That should be the Main Event! It can't get any bigger than that!
Ryan: This will probably be the biggest match in Link's entire SSB Career!
Jeff: Well there's 3 newcomers for you.
Ryan: Up next is Link & Pikachu vs Young Link & Pichu! Next!
(Commercial Break)

TAG TEAM MATCH- & VS &
(The camera is backstage. Link & Pikachu are getting ready for their match.)
Link: Man.....I'm all shook up! Why is Ganondorf here?! I don't want to face him again!
Pikachu: Don't worry about that right now. Concentrate on this next match! We have 2 idiots to knock out!
Link: You're right. Come on, let's go. (both leave)
(Techno-Heavy Metal music is playing. The crowd is cheering as Pichu enters!)
Ryan: The following contest is a Tag Team Match and is scheduled for 1 stock elimination mode. Making his way to the ring, SSB Newcomer: Pichu!
Jeff: Lots of girls out there in the crowd like Pichu. They must think he is "cute" I guess.
(The Lost Woods Song is playing! The crowd is cheering as Young Link enters!)
Ryan: And his partener, from Kokiri Forest, SSB Newcomer: Young Link!
Jeff: Man, just looking at candy makes me want to eat it!
(Techno music is playing as Pikachu enters. The crowd is cheering, but not very much.)
Ryan: And one of their opponents from Veridian Forest, weighing at 14 pounds, Pikachu!
Jeff: Well it seems like Pikachu does not like Pichu being here as a newcomer in SSB Melee. Pikachu is 3-1 so far this year. While his partener, Link is 1-0.
(Linkin Park's "One Step Closer" is playing! The crowd is booing. Link enters.)
Ryan: And his partener, from Kokiri Forest, weighing at 175 pounds, he is the Super Smash Bros Champion, Link!
Jeff: And he is just unbeatable!
(The Bell Rings!)
Jeff: This'll be interesting! Weird to see Link & Pikachu together!
Ryan: But the crowd is beginning to turn their backs on Pikachu. Right now is Link vs Pichu on one side. The other has Pikachu vs Young Link!
Jeff: Link and Pikachu are already looking great!
Ryan: Pikachu with a Skull Bash on Pichu! All the way to the other side of the ring!
Jeff: Oh, here we go! Pikachu vs Pichu and Link vs Young Link!
Ryan: Whoa! Young Link almost eliminated Link! Could have been a major upset!
Jeff: Young Link is a midgit version of Link.
Ryan: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! That was a funny one, Jeff! Pichu...is going out of control! He fell out of the ring! Pichu is eliminated!
Jeff: Young Link is now being double-teamed!
Ryan: Man, Link and Pikachu are really beating the crap out of Young Link!
Jeff: Link & Young Link are having a sword fight!
Ryan: .......................................Man, that was a long sword fight.
Jeff: That's why I ate candy through it.
Ryan: Young Link is looking tired.
Jeff: EXCELLENT! Link threw Young up in the air and Pikcahu dunked him out of the ring! Link and Pikachu have scored the victory!
Ryan: It was nothing but a 1-sided fight!
Jeff: Man, Young Link has a funny voice!
Ryan: Whatever.
(Suddenly, a new version of Mute City is playing!)
Jeff: HEY!
Ryan: HERE COMES CAPTAIN FALCON!
Jeff: With cool music!
(Captain Falcon runs down the ramp & into the ring as the crowd is cheering!)
Ryan: Wait a minute! He's attacking Pikachu!
Jeff: Why's he going after Pikachu?!
CF: (gets a microphone as he stops stomping on Pikachu) Hey Pikachu! I've been gone for one whole month! Why? Because of you! You began my superhero career and then you ended it! You have no control over a guy like me! I am back! And I am still 1/2 of the SSB Tag Team Chamopions! So I am challenging you, Pikachu! You're going to face me and Samus at Memorial Civil War! The titles will be on the line, so I can humiliate you there! So go find yourself a partener for the match! Get ready to get it on! (leaves)
Jeff: Back to a bad guy again! GRRR!!! No longer the superhero personality! Now I don't like him anymore!
Ryan: It will be Captain Falcon and Samus defending the Tag Team titles aginst Pikachu and a partener of Pikachu's choice! But who will it be? Memorial Civil War is 2 months fom now! And it is the next Pay Per View!
(The camera is backstage. SimCity's Dr. Wright is interviewing Peach!)
Dr. Wright: Peach, uh, 2 weeks ago, you were confronted by Zelda and got slapped in the face! What happened?
Peach: Didn't you see what those mean people did to my Mario?! Yoshi and the NWO beat him up! Then Zelda, who is in the NWO and I were arguing! I wanted them to stop hurting Mario! Zelda said "no" so I decided to slap her in the face! But she caught my arm and slapped me instead! Zelda...I don't like you at all! I am taller, prettier, nicer, and smarter than you! (crowd starts booing!) And I will prove it at Memorial Civil War, when I stand in the ring with you! We'll see who is the better woman. (leaves)
Jeff: Alright! Whoo-hoo! It's Peach vs Zelda at Memorial Civil War! Yeah!
Ryan: Well up next, the Intercontinental Championship is on the line! Yoshi vs Mario! Next on Egg Breaking Time!
(Commercial Break)

SSB EGG BREAKING TIME IS SPONSORED BY:
ON PAY PER VIEW APRIL 21ST!

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