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SSB INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP-     VS
Jeff: Mario & Yoshi really hate each other! They even used to be Tag Team Champions together last fall!
Ryan: But put all that behind. It's now Spring. And this match up next is personal.
Jeff: I sure hope Yoshi beats Mario!
(Super Mario Bros Techno theme plays as the crowd is booing! As Dr. Mario, Mario enters with Peach!)
Michael Buffer: The follwing contest is scheduled for 1 fall and is for the SSB Intercontinental Championship. Making his way to the ring being accompanied by Peach, weighing at 215 pounds, he is the Super Smash Bros Intercontinental Champion, Dr. Mario!
Jeff: The other form of Mario is Dr. Mario. And whoo-hoo! It's Peach!
Ryan: Mario is defending his IC title against Yoshi. Mario has only held that belt for exactly 2 weeks. So far this year, Mario is undefeated at a score of 2-0!
(Yoshi's Story Breakbeat Inferno theme is playing! The crowd goes wild! Yoshi enters!)
Michael Buffer: And his opponent from Yoshi's Island, weighing at 170 pounds, Yoshi!
Jeff: We're in Yoshi's hometown! Can Yoshi win the IC title here?
Ryan: Yoshi so far this year is 1-1. Yoshi is now ready! He's running down the ramp and entering the ring quickly! Here we go!
(The Bell Rings!)
Ryan: Yoshi vs Dr. Mario! IC title on the line!
Jeff: Nice throw by Yoshi. But Mario with those Megavitamins on Yoshi!
Ryan: And now the fistfight begins!
Jeff: Another throw by Yoshi! But Dr. Mario with an Electric Punch! (Smash Forward+A)
Ryan: Mario could have Yoshi here in the pin already.
Crowd: 1...2(Yoshi kicks out!)
Jeff: Not even close. Way too early. Yoshi just keeps eating & throwing Dr. Mario! Why don't Yoshi eat one of Mario's Megavitamins instead? It's got steroids inside!
Ryan: No it doesn't. I think it is poison onto his opponents when he throws them. Yoshi threw an egg at Mario! Mario going for a Missile Dropkick but Yoshi Countered!
Jeff: Yoshi calls that Countering move "Surf". I don't know why. (A in midair)
Ryan: ANOTHER MISSILE DROPKICK COUNTER! Can Yoshi win the IC title in his hometown?
Jeff: Nice throw! Peach is very nervous out there.
Ryan: I can't believe Yoshi has all the advantage!
Jeff: Was that Mario's coat he was trying to whip at Yoshi? Looks like a sheet of paper!
Ryan: Yoshi used his tail to Low Blow Mario!
Jeff: Yoshi with his "Surf!" SURF'S UP!
Ryan: Mario escaped Yoshi's tongue. Blocked Yoshi's Headbutt.
Jeff: WHOA! AWESOME HEADBUTT! Mario is down!
Ryan: Yoshi goes for the pin! We could have a new champion here!
Crowd: 1....2.(Mario kicks out!)
Jeff: A mid-2 count. Not over yet. Mario still has energy left.
Ryan: Yoshi is now throwing eggs at Mario!
Jeff: Surf again! Cowabunga!
Ryan: Man, this is a 1-sided fight! There's a Mario Tornado on Yoshi. And another. Went for another but missed. And another!
Jeff: Ha-ha! Ooh, an uppercut on Yoshi. Like that's supposed to hurt! Yoshi, don't just defeat Mario; kill him! And take his IC title also!
Ryan: Mario with 2 uppercuts.
Jeff: YES! LOOK AT THIS!
Ryan: YOSHI WITH A HIP-HOP DROP! (Down+B) MARIO FALLS OUT OF THE RING! Now Yoshi is going to finish this!
Jeff: Wait a minute! What is Peach doing?!
Ryan: She is going to slap Yoshi in the face again!
(Peach comes toward Yoshi! YOSHI SEES HERE AND PUNCHES HER IN THE FACE!!!)
Ryan: OH MY GOD!!! YOSHI JUST HIT A WOMAN! That's a Disqualification right there! But this is a No DQ Match!
Jeff: Here comes Mario! He's really angry!
Ryan: YOSHI KNOCKED DOWN MARIO!
Jeff: Oh man! Usually when a guy hits someone's girlfriend, her boyfriend usually attacks that guy! But Yoshi is unstoppable! Mario saw Yoshi punch Peach, but couldn't get Yoshi! That's a rare thing!
Ryan: Peach is down, while Yoshi is setting Mario up in his new finishing move, the Fusion Cannon!
Jeff: Named after a weapon in one of the Turok games on the N64.
Ryan: It's over! Yoshi pins!
Crowd: 1...2...3!
Jeff: WE HAVE A NEW IC CHAMPION!
Michael Buffer: Here is your winner, and the new SSB Intercontinental Champion, Yoshi!
Jeff: Take that, Mario! Yoshi punched your wife too! Ha-ha-ha!!!
Ryan: We've seen Samus and Jigglypuff get into those kinds of fights but Samus is protected and Jigglypuff is a Pokemon. It's only illegal to hit a female human!
Jeff: What about Zelda and Nana?
Ryan: Yeah, they're both humans.
Jeff: Yoshi is leaving, laughing at Mario & Peach, who are both down just at ringside! It's about time someone took them out!
Ryan: Mario is back up, still angry Yoshi hit Peach! Peach is still down!
Mario: YOSHI!!!!!
Jeff: Mario is mad!
Ryan: Well Yoshi really humiliated them both today! Yoshi first hit Peach, and them took Mario's IC title! Yoshi won it in his hometown! He is now 2-1 this year! While Mario is also 2-1! Well up next, we have DK in action! But who is his opponent? We'll find out next!
(Commercial Break)

EXIBITION MATCH-        VS
Ryan: DK will be wrestling again after being gone for 3 months from the ring.
Jeff: I wonder who his opponent is?
(The new DK64 Rap Theme is playing! The crowd goes wild! Donkey Kong enters!)
Jeff: DK! Donkey Kong!
Ryan: I'm sure there will be an SSB Melee Soundtrack CD coming with that song.
Jeff: I think there's one in Japan right now!
Ryan: Yeah. Well so far, this is DK's first match this year. Let's see if he defeats his opponent.
(Godsmack's "Awake" is playing! The crowd is cheering! Marth enters!)
Jeff: Whoa! Donkey Kong vs Marth! This will be interesting!
Ryan: They are both very tough. Let's see who wins this!
(The Bell Rings!)
Ryan: They are staring each other down. The crowd is chanting for Donkey Kong.
Jeff: They are not doing anything. Just circling. Here we go! Marth slashes DK!
Ryan: Marth is already showing great power! This is only his second match this year. He is currently 0-1, after a tough fight with Link 2 weeks ago. He came close to becoming the SSB Champion!
Jeff: Look at all those slashes!
Ryan: Nice Slam by DK! (crowd is cheering!)
Marth: (keeps slashing DK) Come on, Donkey Kong!
Jeff: These 2 don't really know each other very well.
Marth: Hiya! (slashes DK out of the ring!)
Jeff: THE MATCH IS OVER! WHAT THE HECK?! Marth won! (Marth's theme plays)
Ryan: Marth is now 1-1 this year!
Marth: You are too slow to beat me, Donkey Kong!
Ryan: This is so NOT Donkey Kong! DK was ranked #1 last year!
Jeff: It sounds like people are booing Marth! (Marth leaves)
Ryan: Well up next, you're gonna love this. We have Bowser in action!
Jeff: Yeah! Bowser's first SSB Match!
(The camera is backstage. Maruo Maruhige from Card Hero is interviewing Fox McCloud!)
Maruo: Fox, 2 weeks ago, you faced Mario and you got Headbutted while he was Metal Mario! What are your replies about that?
Fox: Well first of all I don't care about that match anymore! I'm still gonna win a Championship belt, no matter how long it takes me to win one!
(After his match, Marth walks by! He stops in front of Fox!)
Marth: You know somethin' Fox? You are pathetic! I hate you and your little NWO gang! I've won Championship belts for YEARS in Japan! And I did a little research about SSB! I found out that for 3 years, which is how long SSB has existed, you haven't won nothin'! (crowd is cheering!)
Fox: Hey! Marth, a Japanese rubber mouse like you can't take on a guy like me! For 3 years, I may not have won any Championship belts, but I was the 2000 King Of The Ring! And last year, I was ranked #3 out of 12 Superstars! How dare you talk to the Weapon Boy like that! How about this: At Memorial Civil War, You and I go at it! We will both go look for a partener, and we'll make it a Tag Team match! What do you say? Have what it takes to face the Weapon Boy?
Marth: Hell yeah, I have what it takes to face you! Here is a little preview of the match also! (SLASHES FOX WITH HIS SWORD AS THE CROWD IS CHEERING!) Have a good Easter, Fox! Ha-ha-ha!
(Commercial Break)

EXIBITION MATCH-        VS
Jeff: Did you see that? It'll be Fox and a mystery partener vs Marth and a mystery partener!
Ryan: It'll be at Memorial Civil War also! (DK's theme plays) Well, Donkey Kong will be making his way up here in the skybox. He will be joining us here while we watch Bowser in action!
Jeff: Oh boy! Bowser is gonna wreck havoc today! I can't wait! ...........Donkey Kong! You lost to Marth!
DK: Alright, what you just saw is something I'll admit. I am not 100% back from the neck injury. But I will be ready to kick Bowser's ass!
(Foxy Lady is playing as Fox enters! The crowd is cheering!)
Jeff: Fox McCloud has sure sucked so far this year!
Ryan: He's only 0-1 so far, Jeff. He could win this. It is likely.
DK: I have fought Fox McCloud at last year's Memorial Civil War and I kicked his ass in a 4 month interest!
Jeff: That was my favorite match of 2001! You dominated Fox near the end of the match also! Throughout the match, you guys were equal!
(Organ-like music is playing! The crowd goes wild!)
Jeff: Here we go! The long enterence of Bowser!
Ryan: Now the lights are out and the Kid Rock theme is starting up.
Jeff: I actually love the dark!
DK: You will see Donkey Kong head to Memorial Civil War once more and kick somebody's ass there! I am 1-0 at that event!
Ryan: Flames are bursting! The heavy metal starts! Smoke is covering the enterence! And here comes Bowser! And he is a fan favorite!
DK: When I step in the ring with him, I am going to kick his ass, just like how I kicked Fox's ass!
(The Bell Rings as Fox & Bowser are ready!)
Jeff: Bowser vs Fox! 2 guys DK really hate! Here we go!
Ryan: Here they come...
Jeff: OH MY GOD!!! LOOKS AT THE STRENGTH OF BOWSER!!! HE HAS FOX UP!
Ryan: HE THREW HIM OUT!!! BOWSER WINS!!! (Bowser's theme plays!)
Jeff: MY GOD, HE IS SO AWESOME!!! HE DEFEATED FOX WITH ONE HIT!!!
Ryan: A one-hit KO! That is correct.
Bowser: (gets a microphone) Donkey Kong! I've made my decision! You and me are going to be going at it soon!
Ryan: Donkey Kong, where are you going?! (DK leaves the skybox and goes through the crowd! He then makes it to the top of the ramp while Bowser is in the ring)
Bowser: Are you ready for this, Donkey Kong? We're going to face each other....AT MEMORIAL CIVIL WAR!!!!! (CROWD GOES NUTS!)
Ryan: OH MY GOD!!!
Jeff: You said that alot today, Ryan!
Bowser: The wait is over, Donkey Kong! We'll be settling it in the ring 2 months from now!
DK: Man, you are the STUPIDEST man I've ever seen! (crowd is cheering!) Let me get this straight! We've waited 3 months... just for 1 little match. Exactly what was the point of waiting all this time?! It's been almost a year since you started to begin stalking Donkey Kong! Why could we just go at it?! Why did we have to wait--
Bowser: I want this match to be the greatest match EVER!!! That's what! (crowd is cheering!) You see something here, DK? Who's stupid now, huh?! (crowd starts booing) The point of waiting was to make this match a Classic! A Legendary Match! And a match like that can only happen on one day of the year: Memorial Civil War.
Jeff: Bowser don't seem too evil no more.
Bowser: Memorial Civil War means alot to all the fans around the United States. I was a fan as well last year. As we all know, Memorial Civil War is the biggest Pay Per View of the year! It's the Grand-daddy of them all! And to SSB, Memorial Civil War is the Wrestlemania! The Superbowl! And exactly how big would our match be if we fought on any day of the year?
Ryan: Bowser is being very seroius. He has a point there. Strong heart.
DK: .....You seem to understand the meaning of Memorial Civil War very well........But this match already has got a summary! And that summary goes like this: The match begins. Donkey Kong is beating the hell out of Bowser! And later in the match, Donkey Kong gets Bowser in the Superkick! The DK Combo! The Gorilla Press Slam! And the Powerbomb, and finishes with the Wind-Up Punch! (crowd is cheering!) ............And Donkey Kong pins Bowser: 1......2............3. (crowd is cheering and applausing!)
Jeff: Yay.....great summary!
(BOWSER STARTS GETTING FIRED UP!)
Bowser: Don't you even know who the hell I am, Donkey Kong?! I am BOWSER!!! I am one of the toughest guys in this entire planet! That summary you had will never happen! How are you going to survive, Donkey Kong?! HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SURVIVE WHEN YOU STAND IN THE RING WITH THE GREAT BOWSER?!!! GAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ROARS AND BREATHES FIRE IN THE AIR!!! THE CROWD GOES NUTS!)
Jeff: I love it when Bowser does that! He looks so powerful, I just wish he could destroy someone right now!
DK: .......................I'll tell you how I am going to survive. (STARTS WALKING DOWN THE RAMP AS THE CROWD IS GETTING LOUD!)
Ryan: Uh oh! Are we going to see them fight right now?!
Jeff: I sure hope so! I can't wait!

(DONKEY KONG ENTERS THE RING. DONKEY KONG AND BOWSER ARE STARING EACH OTHER DOWN, UP CLOSE TO EACH OTHER!)
Ryan: ....Right now is one moment you will never forget.
DK: ......At Memorial Civil War.......(whispers) I will show you....how I am.....going to survive....
(THEY CONTINUE STARING EACH OTHER DOWN AS LOTS OF PEOPLE CONTINUE TAKING PICTURES!)
Bowser: ...........The summary will be much different than you think it will be......I will do the exact same thing as what I just did to Fox McCloud, who's outcold over there! (crowd begins to boo)
DK: .....That ain't gonna happen......THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!!
(DK ATTEMPTS TO PUNCH BOWSER BUT BOWSER COUNTERS AND SLASHES DK WITH HIS CLAWS! DK FALLS OUT OF THE RING!)
Ryan: Whoa! Bowser knocked DK out of the ring as well!
Jeff: Bowser is so, so strong!
Bowser: We'll settle it at Memorial Civil War, Donkey Kong! (leaves)
Ryan: I can't believe it! Donkey Kong vs Bowser at Memorial Civil War! The main event also! Well we are out of time for today!
Jeff: And here are all the current matches for Memorial Civil War! More will be on the way!

BOWSER vs DONKEY KONG
LINK vs GANONDORF- SSB CHAMPIONSHIP
CAPTAIN FALCON and SAMUS ARAN vs PIKACHU and MYSTERY PARTENER- SSB TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
FOX MCCLOUD and MYSTERY PARTENER vs MARTH and MYSTERY PARTENER
PEACH vs ZELDA

Ryan: Man, I still can't believe what happneed today! What an Easter it was!
Jeff: It rocked!
Ryan: Well the next Pay Per View is the Grand-daddy of them all: Memorial Civil War! We are 57 days away until this event! The 2-month Road to Memorial Civil War has begun!
Jeff: And the official Theme song to this PPV is Drowning Pool's "Tear Away!"
Ryan: We have to go now! I'm Ryan from Ryan's Super Smash Bros Melee site, signing off!
(A cinema of Memorial Civil War is shown starring "Tear Away"!)