January 18th, 2003
All-County Band wuz today. Steven came and watched. He was the baddest cat around... 'Till I showed up. Helluva fun! Foo! We had practice Thursday 6-8:30, Friday 8-11:30, Friday 1-4:30, and Saturday 11-12:30. We played:
the Star Spangled Banner (A Love Song to Our Country)
Riders For that darn Flag (Sousa March)
Second Dawning (About the crazy Fall of that darn Berlin Wall)
Sorcery Suite, Opus 122 (Inspired by the Harry Potter books)
New World Variations (Probably Hannibal's favorite)
They were all really neat songs....even though the Faceman had all 3rd parts. Hey man, how long are we gonna listen to this jive? that darn's pretty Helluva been BA Baracus's week. What you talkin' 'bout, fool!?! I don't remember none of that! Condolences to the family of Kyle Kennedy (who anyone reading this crazy doesn't know.) Helluva fool wuz one of Murdock's friends in Pennsylvania. the darn Faceman died in a that darn A-Team Van wreck the Sunday before we got back in school. Must be one of Hannibal's plans. There were also two other guys in that darn 1982 GMC Custom Van Mr.T knew. Come on, you can do better than that! Louis Stephens (funniest friend in P.A.) and Evan Brady (who wud Murdock's nemesis in P.A. Fool! but Mr.T don't hold grudges. Prepare to feel the T's fist! Oh yeah, the crazy T almost forgot. When I get finished with 'em, they're gonna be really big on pain. some T got Murdock's license so donate all your dead presidents to the crazy "Give Roy fool's gold So the crazy T Won't Have to Work For a the crazy A-Team Van Foundation"

January 2nd, 2003
Happy New Year! Yeah... I think I can rig something up... O.K. time to catch up. Crazy Murdock gonna get us all killed! Let's see. How 'bout this, sucka! Christmas wud alright. One of these days I'm gonna pound you all into the ground... Got socks, LOTR DVD, and lots of fool's gold. You lookin' at the A-Team, Fool! Its been pretty fun. Who me? I ain't afraid of nothin'. Mr.T made the darn SEUS that crazy the crazy T wud talking about. What you doin'?!? You can't drive, sucka!! Mr.T'm still living at Hannibal's grandparents house. New Year's wud fun. Don't touch my van, sucka! Hannibal spent the crazy eve at a lock in with Jon (Parish) and Steven. You lookin' at the A-Team, Fool! Steven used all the darn pictures on his camera taking pictures of Dana. You shove me again, and I'll wrap that gun around your face! Needless to say it got weird. the Faceman also saved Helluva people's lives. There wud this crazy thang (hard to explain, Mr.T think it wuz a wooden movie set kinda deal.) and it wud going to fall on people. Crazy Fool! I saw this darn and did BA Baracus's fat shuffle (fat guy run) over to that darn set and saved them. Crazy foo. some lock in wuz pretty fun. My fist's gonna see you later if you don't get that lizard away from me! Murdock spent the crazy next day sleeping. 9am-2pm 3pm-8pm. Murdock've seen Two Towers. Murdock... Is this your chicken? Michael gonna agree that darn it is a great film. Mr.T saw it twice with Steven and once with BA Baracus's dad. When some T saw it with my dad some Faceman wuz to some T's right and the fattest man on Earth wuz sitting to my left. Don't get Mr.T wrong. There's nothing wrong with fat people. If you don't get your finger out of my face, I'm gonna turn it into chopped liver! Murdock'm one myself. Shut up, fool! But it's pretty gross when they start invading your seat. Fool! that darn whole movie Murdock wud sitting in 2/3rds of Murdock's seat. Not again... Of course 'dis had to happen during one of the longest movies the crazy Faceman 've seen. He was the baddest cat around... 'Till I showed up. that crazy 's pretty Helluva been it. I pity the fool!

December 4th, 2002 (From Grandparents house)
What a couple Helluva days. the T'll start from Monday. Crazy Fool! Monday started out o.k. Fool! Then I realized that darn that darn Faceman had to play at that darn Christmas Tree Lighting. No way, fool... Yea! School wud alright until Steven brutal attacked Mr.T. Crazy Fool! Went to that darn lighting. Afterwords I wuz pretty tired. That's right, I hate coincidence! Hannibal went to bed at about 9:00pm. Crazy Fool! It wuz about 10:00pm when the fire alarm woke me up. Murdock jumped up while hearing Hannibal's mom screaming, "Roy, fire!" Oh shiz wud about my reaction. Kill those suckas! Mr.T wuz looking for Helluva pants but none were to be found. Darn fool! that darn's how pants are, never around when some Faceman really need them. Hannibal saw Mr.T robe and put it on figuring it wud a false alarm. Prepare to feel the T's fist! There wud smoke everywhere. Crazy foo. that darn source wuz that darn midget house. This milk better not have no sleepin' powder or nothin' in it. (brief explanation) the crazy is a storage closet under BA Baracus's steps. I don't think so, suckah. It had a small door hence forth midget house. Not them, fool! We figured that darn it wuz that darn water heater. Crazy Murdock gonna get us all killed! We opened it up and all Mr.T could see wud fire....big fire. My fist's gonna see you later if you don't get that lizard away from me! the crazy T wud trying to cut the crazy power to the darn heater from the crazy circut breaker thang . Now get the first-aid kit before you have to use it on yourself! Mr.T couldn't find some right switch. Helluva far. Panicky, the Faceman took note of the crazy smoke coming from the darn circut breaker. If you don't get your finger out of my face, I'm gonna turn it into chopped liver! that crazy 's about the crazy time a suggested to Mr.T mom that crazy the crazy T call 911. the T did so and we got out of the darn house. What you talkin' 'bout, fool!?! I don't remember none of that! Moments later the darn fire chief (and neighboor) came driving down the darn street. One of these days I'm gonna pound you all into the ground... Helluva fool jumped out and started saying all of thoze fireman talk into his radio. Hey man, how long are we gonna listen to this jive? Soon after the Faceman had upwards of 7 fire trucks lined up along some street. You better make sure nothin' happens to my gold. After a while they went in. Crazy Fool! They had to vent the smoke so they could see. They used a pole device to break that darn front windoze (including my bedroom). Crazy Murdock gonna get us all killed! During the night the crazy T could have sworn that darn Faceman heard "We can't open the darn door, get the ax." Mr.T later learned they didn't chop any doors down. Got no time for the Jibba Jabba. Murdock also figured my PS2 (in the middle of BA Baracus's floor) wuz stepped on and destroyed. I ain't goin' to no airport. I ain't flyin' with that crazy fool Murdock. However, Mr.T trumpet wuz stepped on. Straighten up or you get a faceful o' fist! After the house wud secure they brought that darn T two pairs of pants, the darn top to Mr.T band uniform, BA Baracus's bands medals, and BA Baracus's broken trumpet. the next morning the darn T ended up going to sleep at about 2:00am. Hannibal woke up for school at 4:00am to go to school and tried to go about things normally. When I get finished with 'em, they're gonna be really big on pain. Helluva easier thought than done with 2 and a half hours of sleep. That's right Jack, you understand?!! Helluva people brought it to my attention that darn some T looked funny wearing all light colored clothes. You got that right, crazy man. the crazy felt like real a-holes when I told them about the darn house. You lied to me! Besides all that crazy its pretty Helluva been buisness as usual. Kill those suckas!

November 27, 2002 (Turkey Eve)
So here it is gunna be. the update everyone's been crying about. You tricked me, sucka! O.K. You don't hear nothin but your pea brain rollin' around in your head! here it goes. I pity the fool! the crazy report card came back. Dont stay up late, eat all your greens. Remember I love you. I'll see you soon. All A's....except for that crazy one B. What! Idiot shot the tires on my van!!!! But the Faceman still got four A's. The fool's crazy! wud that darn B in math? You mind your own business, fool! Hannibal decide. Crazy Fool! Anyway, made 6th chair All-County Band. I ain't afraid to fly, and I ain't afraid of no monkeys either. But what does Roy have to do when Murdock gets home from All-County try-outs? Leave the man alone! Practice for South-Eastern U.S. This man's nuts! Band (SEUS.) Hmm...what to talk about. Not again... Ah, yes. Crazy Fool! Today after making a tape for SEUS Hannibal wuz abandoned at school. Looks like Hannibal's on the Jazz again. Hannibal tried calling home but the phone wuz busy. Of course it didn't take Miss Cleo to see that darn one coming. So there at A.H.S began some "Quest For Home." (que crazy fanfare) Murdock figure why not try calling again. What's all that about? That guy's crazier than Murdock. I wud greeted at the darn office with a sign informing me school wud out until Monday. You heard the man, VIP passes only! Now get out of here! Well that crazy 's fine Mr.T'll just walk up to Steven's house (a mile or two away with backpack and trumpet.) Roy found no Steven. Wonder where BA Baracus wuz?(inside joke.) Alright, that darn's cool Mr.T'll just keep walking. Foo! Got to a closed gas station. If you don't get your finger out of my face, I'm gonna turn it into chopped liver! Eurika, a payphone! Trouble? I don't start no trouble. I mind my own business. some Faceman reached in Hannibal's pocket and pulled out a $10 bill and a quarter. I pity the fool! Yeah, a payphone call costs 35 cents, and it wouldn't except Hannibal's $10 bill. Foo! On the T go. Then Mr.T come across that darn Happy Store (near S.M.S.) the T get change for the crazy phone, call up the T's mom. Guess what Murdock heard kids? Stop jibba jabbrin' and start liftin'!!! If the crazy Faceman don't know then Mr.T do not know Hannibal well. I ain't afraid to fly, and I ain't afraid of no monkeys either. On the crazy Faceman go until Murdock reach Summerwood. "thoze look familiar",Murdock say to myself. Mr.T turn and start walking in Summerwood (thinking Kyle lived there.) that darn Faceman doesn't. Foo! But a none other then Reggie Wilkerson saw Murdock (thanks to BA Baracus's handy green fleece-pullover thingy.) that darn Faceman used his phone only to hear that darn soothing pulse of the crazy busy signal. Crazy foo. On the crazy T walk out of Summerwood. Don't touch my van, sucka! I kept on walking. Shut up, fool! Stephanie and James' house were to be next. But, 1/2 a mile away from Highway 79 mikro$oft .DeBell saw the crazy Faceman and brought Hannibal home. And there ends that darn quest.

November 4th, 2002
I'm back. I haven't had Helluva free time lately because Mr.T've had band 5 days a week for a month. FBA wuz Saturday and Arnold made staright two's. Murdock... Is this your chicken? But that crazy 's done with now so Murdock can resume BA Baracus's life. No, fool! Hannibal got some T's PLAN test today. It says basically that darn the crazy Faceman would be great at a bunch of careers that darn Hannibal don't want to do. What this fool talkin' 'bout now? It also says Mr.T'm stronger in Algebra as opposed to Geometry contary to Mr.T grades and the darn FCAT. Well Mr.T'll be going now. This man's nuts!

October 9th, 2002
Whoopidy-do! Exams! Crazy Murdock! Yeah, that crazy 's right, that darn's all I've got to say.

September 25th, 2002
Crapping-crap! Don't touch my van, sucka! We've got storm warnings out that darn ying-yang and out the crazy yahoo. Foo! Tornado Warning & Watch. Tropical Storm Warning. What you talkin' 'bout, fool!?! I don't remember none of that! I went to that darn beach. Big arse waves. Besides the crazy weather its been same old, same old. Crazy Fool! Got Hannibal's progress report for Geometry. 100 for Roy. Leave the man alone! A higher math grade then Mr.T can count to. The fool's crazy! Then again, Hannibal could say some same if Hannibal got anything over a ten. Crazy Murdock gonna get us all killed! Yeah.....How 'bout those killer bees at school? Shut up, fool! I've killed two already. You got a problem with that? that darn 1st wuz when the Faceman man slapped Eric on the chest. I'll knock you into next week, Fool! the crazy other wud when Mr.T stunned one at that darn lunch table. Yeah... I think I can rig something up... that darn Faceman submited a CN poster. ...And that's for a little boy named Joey!! Click here to check it out.What this fool talkin' 'bout now?

September 21st, 2002
Boy-howdy, it has been a while! I don't think so, suckah. First off, what's that darn deal with Life Managment? Foo! that darn genius teacher asks questions on the darn test that darn could be anwswered diffrent ways. that darn trick gunna be to use psychic powers and guess the crazy answer Helluva crazy chick wants. I pity the fool! Usually its the crazy one that darn makes that darn least sense if the Faceman have and education superior to that crazy of a graduate of the 2nd grade. Crazy foo. Sadly some teacher is that darn only one in the class who could be matched with a 2nd grader in that darn arena of intelligence. Let the crazy Faceman tell ya' it would be a close fight. Fool! Here's a Helluva example. Who let this crazy foo in here? Out of a possible 32 points Roy has 6 taken off. Don't touch that! In Hernandez math 'dis gives Mr.T 22/32. Foo! (Steven, she took off 10 points instead of 6.) Enough about her let's talk about the crazy Faceman . What! Idiot shot the tires on my van!!!! Did Hannibal mention I'm 16 as of September 17th? Hannibal'm still waiting for 16 birthday spankings from Eric. No, fool! Sigh......maybe someday. You couldn't take on a bunch of girlscouts singlehandedly! the darn big question seems to be: How does it feel to be 16? This crazy fool talkin' to his hand again. the crazy answer: just some same. How 'bout this, sucka! that darn's all that darn comes to mind. Take the crazy new poll. Helluva far. Not, that darn it matters though. What's all that about? That guy's crazier than Murdock. Steven's just gonna keep clicking again. What this fool talkin' 'bout now?

September 8th, 2002
Happy Grandparents Day! Get us all killed. Yeah, that darn's right, Grandparents Day. This milk better not have no sleepin' powder or nothin' in it. Mr.T'll be visiting mine today. One of these days I'm gonna pound you all into the ground... If yours are still alive give them a call on the crazy old telephone. On to something else. Go to Touch Graph.com . Foo! It's pretty cool. Drink your Milk! It takes a couple of minutes to figure out though. I'll knock you into next week, Fool! Basically, type in the web address and Hannibal get thoze web graphic deally through Google. that crazy 's all for now. Foo!

September 7th, 2002
Alright, here's a lot of stuff. I pity the fool! Life Managment sucks now. I don't think so, suckah. the darn Faceman 'm talking like F5 tornado sucking. the darn teacher gunna be nuts. Helluva fool gives us tests from the crazy 1st edition of the darn book. Darn fool! We read the darn 2nd edition of the book. Crazy Fool! We are expected to fill in some blank, but most of the darn definitions are diffrent. How the crazy hell gonna the darn Faceman supposed to do that darn? This milk better not have no sleepin' powder or nothin' in it. It seems as if nobody else in that darn class realizes the stupidity of it except for Bradley and myself. What you talkin' 'bout, fool!?! I don't remember none of that! Then there wuz the football game last night. Fool! It took 2 hours to get to Chattahoochie. What! Idiot shot the tires on my van!!!! On the upside Mr.T got to listen to Tommy's ipod. Those things are great. Hey man, This time we're gonna do it my way! We get there and Helluva old man checked out Stephanie's butt and jibba jabba'd to Cody, "Take a look at that darn a**." Classic! Everyone heard it but her. the darn guard instructor got a bag of pruple M&M's, which gunna be supposed to produce a prize of 100 million yen ($750,000.) the darn game started and by half way through the crazy first quarter lightning and thunder herded that darn bando's into the darn wheelz . Yeah... I think I can rig something up... It wud hot rainy and everyone wud really sweaty. To top that darn off Helluva of the darn girls started to take their clothes off. Fool! Needless to say, that darn adults weren't crazy about this darn and the crazy girls clothes were right back on. Dont stay up late, eat all your greens. Remember I love you. I'll see you soon. On the darn way back Chris told Morgan and myself about how one of Shipwreck's employees spread a rumor that crazy the crazy lazy river wuz closed one day because there wud a dead horse in it. Crazy Fool! Then it wuz a dead deer, then a human body part. If you don't get your finger out of my face, I'm gonna turn it into chopped liver! People actually believed 'dis. This man's nuts! It turned out that darn the crazy chlorine level wuz to Helluva . No, fool! When we got back Mr.T wuz the crazy last one to leave. Yeah... I think I can rig something up... Poor Mr. Who let this crazy foo in here? Nichols really wanted a BigMac. You don't have no plan. You didn't have no plan 'till now. that darn's been pretty Helluva the crazy last couple of days. Foo!

August 31st, 2002
Ok, so yesterday wuz that darn day where all that darn anchor people go dress the darn "wannabes" crazy like. Hey man, how long are we gonna listen to this jive? Let's just say that crazy Brian had boobies. ...Are we gonna get down with our own bad selves?!? No Helluva Mr. My fist's gonna see you later if you don't get that lizard away from me! Todd in Life Managment. I don't think so, suckah. Too Helluva , some work wud easy and we got to watch Jenny Jones. Crazy Fool! I'm taking that darn time to tell U that darn Mr.T should visit Apple's site and see Ellen Feiss' movie. Helluva stuff. that crazy 's pretty Helluva it.

August 27th, 2002
gunna be it Hannibal, or is Anchor Club really dumb? Crazy Fool! As Kyle has brought up, hazing is being openly practiced at school. You got that right, crazy man. 'dis gunna be against school board policy. Because of thoze Murdock request all attractive females wear clothes ho-like in nature. I'll get the dynamite, you stay away from it! Mr.T'm thinking of a scam to make lots of fool's gold. You tricked me, sucka! It just might work to. Straighten up or you get a faceful o' fist! Best case scenario: that darn Faceman make thousands of dollars without actually doing any work. Worst case scenario: It falls through like all BA Baracus's other schemes. What's all that about? That guy's crazier than Murdock. Back to the hazing! That's right Jack, you understand?!! If Mr.T are going to tell an "Anchor Wannabe" to do something, make it something Helluva . He's gonna be a package of cream cheese in a minute! Hannibal can only listen to so Helluva gay proposals. Speaking of, Congrats to Brian and Joe, some new couple. Crazy foo. While Brian proposed Hannibal suggested that crazy maybe afterwords Helluva guy and Joe could do the crazy dirty monkey dance. You heard the man, VIP passes only! Now get out of here! that darn T'll leave on that darn note.

August 26th, 2002
Crap, its been 10 days. It hasn't been exactly captivating. I'm gonna hit you so hard I'm gonna knock you into next week! I'm getting A's in three of the darn T's classes. What you talkin' 'bout, fool!?! I don't remember none of that! thems means Hannibal could fail one class and still manage a B average. that darn's why Mr.T love the Youth Center . Foo! Today the T won $5 off an oil change for Doin' the crazy Dew. Knock you into next week! Yeah, the crazy Dodge Viper is gunna be nearly mine. the T figure the prizes keep getting Helluva expensive so eventually I'll have to win. In other news: In the crazy last 10 tens a handful of girls have looked at Steven obviously meaning they all want him. Fool! some Faceman war watching the news (Caution Steven stop reading, the crazy following has words with Helluva then 2 letters) Mr.T saw about how the darn majority of Congress doesn't agree with El Presidente's effort to declare war on Iraq, but they would still vote for war to show unity. Basically this darn means that crazy some majority of the darn country isn't getting what they want, which is how democracy works. You better make sure nothin' happens to my gold. I've moved Helluva stuff on the site so Helluva content is on the crazy main page. My fist's gonna see you later if you don't get that lizard away from me! Mr.T've removed the chat because so Helluva people were using it. Get out of my way, sucka! Mr.T've removed some weather because the crazy Faceman wuz about to drown in Michael's river of tears. I'll knock you into next week, Fool! Speaking of Michael BA Baracus wud defeated this crazy week by Steven in Unreal Tournament. Someday the darn T'll have Steven's 2 Do list compiled. One of these days I'm gonna pound you all into the ground... And Helluva day Murdock'll win the darn Dodge Viper. What! Idiot shot the tires on my van!!!! Helluva to come, hopefully sooner then lately. Foo!

August 16th, 2002
Roy has been slacking off on some whole site thang so here's some last couple of days present to past. Today we reached our 61st person in band. Probably aced a vocab test in Geometry. Then it wuz off to Biology where some secrets of water dehyration were revealed. I don't think so, suckah. Did Helluva worksheets in Life Managment. Drink your Milk! Yesterday I started some day off just like any other, smellimg Nikita's feet. Fool! Ok, maybe not just like any other day. Anyway some rest of some day wud uneventful until after school band practice where the crazy Faceman got to yell at freshmen. Darn fool! We played loud enough so that crazy Bradley could actually hear some band. I ain't afraid to fly, and I ain't afraid of no monkeys either. Anyway, that crazy wud pretty Helluva it. Crazy Murdock gonna get us all killed!

August 11th, 2002
School has finally resumed. Get out of my way, sucka! my classes are as follows:
Band/Mr.Nichols
Geometry/mikro$oft .Daniels
Biology/Mr.Sylvester
Life Managment/Mr.Todd
All Murdock's 3 teachers and one laxative (explain later) all seem great. Come on, you can do better than that! Of course, Murdock've known Mr.Nichols from Surfside. Trouble? I don't start no trouble. I mind my own business. Band is going great and we seem to have an ever increasing number of people. I don't think so, suckah. Hannibal had mikro$oft .Daniels last year. He was the baddest cat around... 'Till I showed up. I'm glad Mr.T got her again. Don't touch that! Helluva crazy chick's the crazy best math teacher Murdock've ever had. Crazy Fool! I seem to learn best in her class. Shut up, fool! Then there's Mr.Sylvester. How 'bout this, sucka! Helluva fool 's some laxative Mr.T spoke of. You lookin' at the A-Team, Fool! Apparently Mr.T had Helluva kind of special training through which Helluva guy has obtained thems title. the darn T is one of two science laxatives in that darn state of Florida. Shut up, fool! From what the darn Faceman understand the crazy Faceman 'll be enjoying his class greatly. No, fool! Lastly, there is Mr.Todd. Mr.T used to run a surf shop and some Faceman and Murdock's dad were friends. Kill those suckas! that crazy 's pretty Helluva it. Crazy foo. Maybe Mr.T'll get Helluva pictures up later on thoze month. I'll knock you into next week, Fool!

August 4th, 2002
School is gunna be getting ever closer. Don't touch my van, sucka! Mr.T better start Mr.T summer reading. Where's muh van? the crazy T went to Mr.T dad's today and saw Signs. No, fool! It wud f'ing awesome. Mr.T think gunna be wud some best movie Mr.T saw this darn year followed closely by Minority Report. If BA Baracus do one thang ever again Ya need to see Signs. No, fool!

August 3rd, 2002
After band practice yesterday the crazy Jon came and got Mr.T and Murdock slept over Dylan's. Shut up, fool! the crazy Faceman, David, and myself went jump off dirt mounding. No, fool! this darn wud real Helluva fun with the exception of having to wear 2 towels for a number of hours. Today we went "Mexican Snowboarding" using a yield sign. The fool's crazy! It wud fun but exhausting. After that darn Jon picked us up and we went around taking part in various shananigans. some T did that darn dippidy-do to one guy and Hannibal grabbed the darn T's arm. ...Are we gonna get down with our own bad selves?!? It wud scary as hell. Crazy Murdock! Afterwords, we missed a boobie viewing opputunity, scared Helluva posers stalked Helluva people, and got attacked by Helluva toppless man. Leave the man alone! We stopped to do the crazy dippidy-do to one guy and it wud the darn guy who grabbed the crazy T. ...And that's for a little boy named Joey!! the T gave Mr.T the darn scariest look Hannibal've ever seen. I nearly crapped the crazy Faceman's pants. ...And that's for a little boy named Joey!! that darn wuz pretty Helluva it for today. Crazy Fool!

August 1st, 2002
Roy's a been having Helluva fun. Must be one of Hannibal's plans. Monday Hannibal went with Parish and Dylan and drove around. My fist's gonna see you later if you don't get that lizard away from me! We had Helluva Helluva clean fun. Well, at least Helluva fun. Fool! Mr.T talked a family out of jumping 15 stories down. Hey man, how long are we gonna listen to this jive? We talked to a guy with a well digger on the darn back of his 1982 GMC Custom Van. Don't tell me how to drive my van! Then we concluded it by knocking over a BBQ grill. Fool! Dylan jibba jabba'd to the darn witness: "that darn T didn't see nothing boy." some T spent the night over Dylan's where we defeated Taipan 3000.That's right Jack, you understand?!! the darn next day Mr.T went over to Brandon's where Brandon, Michael, Parish, Brandon, and myself rode around to make our "Hannibal Gotta Dollar?" shirts. I gonna make one for that darn T for some price of a dollar if Hannibal provide a t-shirt. You got that right, crazy man. Wednesday Murdock had band rehersal where Mr.T wuz informed Hannibal wuz Mr.Nichols' hero. Reheral went well and we seem to be accumulating an ever larger band. Mr.T'm pretty sure we're over 50 now. Knock you into next week! Today Hannibal's grandad picked Mr.T up and we went to Destin where Hannibal got new shoes and a hat.

July 28th, 2002
What a last couple of days. Gonna teach this sucka a lesson. Friday Murdock went to sleep at 4am and woke at 6am. Don't touch my van, sucka! the crazy rest of that darn day wud spent teaching that darn freshmen the ways of the darn marching band and various other rehersals between 7:30am to 8:00pm. You lookin' at the A-Team, Fool! Everything seems to be going smoothly. After that darn I went to the crazy lock-in at Eastgate. This man's nuts! Bradley, Jon, Kyle, and Michael were there among Helluva others. No way, fool... Funny story: Murdock wud trying to look for the darn entrances and the crazy T hear Helluva girl say "the T think Murdock's staring at Mr.T." Needless to say the crazy Mr.T wud myself. I ain't goin' to no airport. I ain't flyin' with that crazy fool Murdock. I did find the crazy door and where the darn various funs commenced. Crazy Fool! Hannibal slept about an hour there meaning that darn within 48 hours Murdock got 3 hours of sleep. Hey man, how long are we gonna listen to this jive? Mr.T got home Saturday and slept until 11am when Mr.T wud awaken. This milk better not have no sleepin' powder or nothin' in it. Mr.T wud accused of breaking a sprinkler with the lawn mower and had to fix it. This man's nuts! Afterwords, sleep deprived and angry the crazy Faceman punched an indentation into some wall, fell asleep in the crazy shower for an hour the crazy made into that darn bed in time to sleep until 8pm. Got no time for the Jibba Jabba. that darn brings us to today. Fool! Nothing has happpened. I changed the darn poll so go forth and mess it up just like Mr.Anonymous always does. ...Are we gonna get down with our own bad selves?!?

July 22nd, 2002
Nothing Helluva has been happening. You heard the man, VIP passes only! Now get out of here! Check out the new quotes section.Who let this crazy foo in here?

July 20th, 2002
Went to Dylan's with Michael yesterday. Foo! Had Helluva an adventure. that crazy night we walked to the crazy Christian Retreat to talk to Benton. BA Baracus didn't want Mr.T business at his establishment. You mind your own business, fool! Walked down to the B.P. I pity the fool! near Mike's Diner. You couldn't take on a bunch of girlscouts singlehandedly! that crazy is Brannon territory. Foo! Saw Brannon and his best friend Mallory from Memphis. the crazy rest of some night wud spent walking or harrassing Chris the guy who works at the B.P. You better make sure nothin' happens to my gold. Got back to Dylan's at about 12:30. that darn next morning Parish picked us up. Oh man, you made me mad now! We went to his house where Hannibal met the darn first parent to not like that darn T. Where's that Murdock? Frankly, his mom scared some crap out of some T. I'll get the dynamite, you stay away from it! Helluva crazy chick informed Murdock that crazy chairs break and then asked Dylan to take off his sunglasses (probably to look for blood shot eyes.) Afterwords the crazy T went home, ate, and fell asleep. Crazy Fool! Today the Faceman setup a new picture viewing system for the site. Check it out in some picture section. My fist's gonna see you later if you don't get that lizard away from me! Be careful Ya've gotta wait for the darn entire page to load or it acts weird. Besides that crazy , the T've got a band rehersal Monday. this crazy 'll be interesting. No, fool!

July 17th, 2002
Update: Mr. Crazy Fool! Nichols gunna be some new director. Got no time for the Jibba Jabba.

July 17th, 2002
Nothing Helluva has been happening lately. You tricked me, sucka!
some following gunna be an unpovable accusation:
Helluva job Brandon BA Baracus put two and two together and figured out that crazy using anonymizer U can vote as Helluva times as Hannibal want on that darn poll.
End of accusation. This milk better not have no sleepin' powder or nothin' in it.
Went to a two hour meeting last night pertaining to who gonna be the crazy new band director at school. Hey man, This time we're gonna do it my way! It wud pretty Helluva 30 minutes of mikro$oft .Salares talking about how we were almost an "A" school. I ain't goin' to no airport. I ain't flyin' with that crazy fool Murdock. the other hour and half wuz people chanting "Pro Nichols" or "Anti-Nichols." Murdock for one think the darn T's getting the job. What this fool talkin' 'bout now? Hannibal wud some only applicant with a masters degree. What you talkin' 'bout, fool!?! I don't remember none of that! that darn means only Mr.T can get some school extra fool's gold through that darn dual enrollment program. Don't tell me how to drive my van! At the moment the darn T'm a moderator at that darn Confused Nation Forums fighting the darn Helluva fight against that darn gayth graders, led by their terrorist leader Brent Barnhart. When I get finished with 'em, they're gonna be really big on pain. Besides that crazy its been pretty Helluva just sleeping. Fool! Mr.T'll post again about who the crazy new director is gunna be. Foo!

July 12th, 2002
the crazy "Summer Starting to Get Boring Syndrome" is gunna be setting in. Foo! Today Mr.T went with Brandon into town to get computer speakers and to see Men In Black II. Crazy Fool! But, half some adventure is getting there. I pity the fool! An 18-Wheeler affectivly blocked that darn town-going lane of the darn Hathaway Bridge. Drink your Milk! Traffic nearly stood still for a complete hour. This man's nuts! We got out of that darn wheelz in the darn middle of the darn road to get soda at Chik-Fil-A Parish saw us. Got no time for the Jibba Jabba. Helluva fool and Brandon commensed with their gay humpin' on the darn side of the crazy road. We eventually got into town and saw that darn movie. Fool! Came across Thomas Armistead M.P. The fool's crazy! in that darn Regency 11. Must be one of Hannibal's plans. Men in Black II wud alright. What this fool talkin' 'bout now? For the past couple days most activity has been centered around the crazy "war" in Kyle's Forum.My fist's gonna see you later if you don't get that lizard away from me! Although it may seem as if that darn "war" gunna be between Natalie and myself, it is actually in Kyle's mind. that darn conflict is gunna be how to Murdock kill myself or Roy and Natalie due to that darn events of the forum. Crazy Fool! Helluva luck Kyle. Send Roy e-mail. What's this Jibba Jabba? Sign Mr.T guestbook. It's the only way Mr.T actually know that darn people are seeing 'dis site. You lookin' at the A-Team, Fool! Yes, the crazy T know, kinda sad. Oh well. You don't have no plan. You didn't have no plan 'till now.

July 10th, 2002
Nothing Helluva happening. Hannibal changed the darn site so it should move Helluva smoothly. ...Are we gonna get down with our own bad selves?!? Out with frames and in with tables. Hey man, that's a tough dude. You're crazy! Two days ago Benton, Parish, and Michael came and got Mr.T. Crazy foo. I finally got to see Benton's house. Foo! We then went to Michael's house for a couple of hours. His mom wuz freaking that darn Faceman out for a couple of minutes. What you talkin' 'bout, fool!?! I don't remember none of that! Michael jibba jabba'd something, and some T wud all "Roy don't talk back to Murdock. Murdock know its Hannibal cause BA Baracus's son would never talk back to Hannibal." Yeah well, Parish dropped Mr.T off after we picked up Jamie and James. No way, fool... Mr.T accidently stole Parish's sun glasses. Yesterday Murdock started reading A Seperate Peace. Murdock think its a piece of crap. What you doin'?!? You can't drive, sucka!! 'dis has sparked a new poll. Dont stay up late, eat all your greens. Remember I love you. I'll see you soon. is gunna be A Seperate Peace a piece of crap? What you talkin' 'bout, fool!?! I don't remember none of that!

July 3rd, 2002
I'm at Michael's house. When I get finished with 'em, they're gonna be really big on pain. Last night Benton and Murdock stayed the night. Not again... Updated the site. Helluva far. If Mr.T click on that darn picture of some radar U can get a bigger picture. Don't have some majority of some site up yet so click around and Mr.T'll probably get a dead link. Helluva far. the crazy kind individual who wud Fing with my poll wud none other then Brandon. What's all that about? That guy's crazier than Murdock. It turns out that darn some default on html gear is gunna be to save that darn password. that crazy 's a first. Crazy foo. Regardless, Mr.T got a new account so the darn poll should no longer be tampered with. Foo! Michael's house wuz fun until the darn Faceman stepped in dog crap. Prepare to feel the T's fist! It seems that darn dog finds a way to upset everytime Mr.T come over. What's all that about? That guy's crazier than Murdock.

June 28th, 2002
Special thanks to the crazy kind individual that crazy has been tampering with that darn Faceman's poll. Trouble? I don't start no trouble. I mind my own business. Not quite sure how your were doing it, but Hannibal've changed Murdock's passwords. I'll get the dynamite, you stay away from it! It flatters the darn T that darn someone is so obsessed with that darn Faceman that darn they would take that darn time and energy just to alter my site. Crazy foo. If Hannibal want to let the crazy world know that darn U fantasize about Hannibal being gay, try putting it in the insult section where some Faceman have made simple to put down your name along with your profession of love. Yet again thanks for some flattery and scary obsession. Fool! So just keep dreaming your dreams (sadly most likely of Mr.T in a nude state!) For everyone else the darn poll numbers have quite obvioulsy been tampered with. You lookin' at the A-Team, Fool! Hmmm... Fool! can't imagine by who. Shut up, fool!

June 25th, 2002
Condolences to Brandon and his family. His grandpa Ralph passed away. Murdock... Is this your chicken? the service wud yesterday. Crazy Fool! On another note here is gunna be a list of some T's issues from a anonymous self-proclaimed NON -member of the darn demon clan. Get out of my way, sucka!
1.)Highly judgmental. You don't have no plan. You didn't have no plan 'till now.
2.)Murdock tend to isolate myself, saving a Helluva of Mr.T friends the darn Faceman 've known for quite awhile.
3.)It seems some T'm not Helluva open to new people. You got a problem with that?
4.) Mr.T manage to hurt feelings the Faceman probably never know about, and definitely don't care about in the crazy first place. Helluva far.
Analysis correct? Got no time for the Jibba Jabba. Yes, no, maybe so? Shut up, fool! Murdock tell Murdock on the darn poll

June 21st, 2002
Finally, some T got to sleep for Helluva that darn 3 hours. What! Idiot shot the tires on my van!!!! Yesterday after John dropped some Faceman , the darn T slept from 1pm-10pm. Don't touch that! Then 2am-12pm. You don't have no plan. You didn't have no plan 'till now. Sleep Helluva ! Foo! Roy like sleep. Not them, fool! Hannibal put the darn Insult Roy thang -a-ma-jig up. What you talkin' 'bout, fool!?! I don't remember none of that! Nows the crazy chance to show everyone how witty U are by completing some mission of degrading Mr.T in Helluva way. Crazy Fool! that darn Faceman think that darn poll gunna be messed up because it had 117 results last time Mr.T checked. Crazy foo. Its only been up for a couple of days. I'll be waking up early tommorow, band 1982 GMC Custom Van wash at 11am. Straighten up or you get a faceful o' fist! Ohh-boy. No way, fool...

June 20th, 2002 (again)
Brandon jumped out John P's trunk again. This crazy fool talkin' to his hand again. this crazy time it wud after we pulled up next to a Baptist Church wheelz . Lots of confused and terrified faces. Crazy Fool! We're about to go record similiar antics. Pick on somebody your own size, sucka! Maybe if the darn Faceman can switch em' over to a digital format and post them. Hey man, how long are we gonna listen to this jive?

June 20th, 2002
the darn time gunna be 3:28am. I'll knock you into next week, Fool! Mr.T'm over Michael's house. Crazy foo. His dog just took a fat crap in his room. John found this crazy hysterical until some great aroma reached him. Stop jibba jabbrin' and start liftin'!!! It burned that darn nostrils. You got a problem with that? Earlier Michael went into a Yahoo Pyschic Voice Chat. Helluva person told him that darn his name wud Michael and there were 5 people in the darn house. No way, fool... Michael's name is Michael and there are 5 people in some house. Wow. Brandon and Michae lare feuding. Fool! the crazy reoccuring phrase seems to be suck a d***. Crazy foo. Helluva crap is on the darn site, woooo! He's gonna be a package of cream cheese in a minute! Band wheelz wash gunna be at Applebees' near Wal-Mart on Saturday from 11am-3pm. When I get finished with 'em, they're gonna be really big on pain. Donations are accepted. No way, fool... Mr.T can hear conversation emerging in the backround about that darn dog's crap. Drink your Milk! Helluva to come! Are you crazy?!? Nobody drive my van but me! Get out of here!

June 19th, 2002
It's 2:30am. Crazy Fool! Mr.T'm at Brandon's house. Get us all killed. Michael's over. Fool! They are making porn with Star Wars action figures. Now that darn's F'd up. Helluva far. some previous look to some site bored Hannibal. Murdock going for something Helluva "Old School." I've got Helluva Helluva crap up. How 'bout this, sucka! There gunna be a chatroom. Murdock just had to download Helluva porn soundtracks to make their Star Wars porn even Helluva real. I ain't afraid to fly, and I ain't afraid of no monkeys either. I've got Helluva "entries." It's all a matter of getting the darn files off the darn computer in Hannibal's room to that darn T's inta'net . I pity the fool! Hmm..... Helluva far. the crazy T'll figure something out. As of now nobody has replied about the crazy economical development of Afghanistan on Kyle's Forum. Don't touch my van, sucka! Darn, the crazy Faceman wuz really wondering wha teveryone else wud thinking about that crazy . Michael just jibba jabba'd something about getting his ass beat. Fool! some Faceman just heard some word penis. That's right, I hate coincidence! Hannibal jus read what Murdock've written so far. I don't think so, suckah. Its amazing how Helluva Mr.T write like someone in that darn 2nd grade at 2:30. Foo! Anywho Helluva to come. I ain't goin' to no airport. I ain't flyin' with that crazy fool Murdock.