�No, I�m your Princess, not Savior,� Mizu said. �What the heck is a savior?�
�I think it�s one of those candy things that are sticky and save your life,� Miko said.
�No, it sounds like a device in which you store a lethal fire,� Akuma said.
�Sounds like a video game,� Mizu said. �I wonder if Salamander�s heard of it?�
�Uh, are you going to go free the bishonen?� asked Kenshin.
�Oh yeah!� Mizu said.
�Let�s go!� Akuma exclaimed as she jumped into the fluffy bunnies, her mouth full of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows.
�Right!� Mizu said as she followed Akuma down to the Bishonen Prison, I mean, Bishies-4-Us Headquarters.
�Fluffy, fluffy, fluffy,� Miko said as she followed them.
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Anyhow, Kitsune, Mahou, and Hi were still trapped. �Are you sure we can�t get out?� asked Kistune.
�Yes. It seems Akuma duck taped my wings before she left,� Mahou said as she looked at the picture she had found on her wings. It was Akuma giving her the evil eye.
�She took Kenshin!� whined Hi.
�WE KNOW!� Kitsune said.
�Here�s an idea! Let�s sing the Blonde Song!� Mahou said.
�I think it�d be better if�� Kitsune began.
�Cuz I�m a blonde, I don�t have to think...�
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Mizu, Akuma, and Miko were sneaking down into the dungeon. Mizu was trying to be stealthy, Akuma was grinning evilly, and Miko was fropping along. �Akuma, do you think they set traps?� asked Mizu.
�I like pointy things,� Akuma said.
�Me too!� Miko said.
�And fire.�
�Me too!�
�And ponies.�
�Me too!�
�And cream cheese.�
�ME TOO!�
�Yes, yes, we all love those things,� Mizu said, �but we need to concentrate on freeing the bishonen.�
�Concentrate? What�s that mean?� asked Akuma.
�Let�s think, how can we free them?� wondered Mizu.
�If I think, my head blows up,� Miko said.
�If I think, the world blows up,� Akuma said.
�Wow,� Miko said in awe.
�My Princess,� Kenshin said. �I believe that some of the bishonen could help you free them.�
�Good,� Mizu said. �Thank you Kenshin.�
They finally reached the cell where the bishonen were. Vash was sobbing in the corner, Yusuke was muttering something about killing all fangirls, and Nuriko whined that he needed to brush his hair.
�Kenshin, what are you doing off your chain?� asked Sanosuke as they approached the cell.
�Akuma freed me,� Kenshin said.
All of the bishonen froze when they saw Akuma approach them. �More toys to break!� Akuma said.
Vash cried even harder. �Don�t worry! We have come to free you all!� Mizu said happily.
�Do you have the key?� asked Tamahome.
�Uh, no,� Mizu said.
�Then how will you be able to help us you stupid fangirl?� hissed Hiei.
�I�m not a fangirl,� Mizu said defensively.
�You looked like a psychotic freak to me,� he said.
�I am,� Mizu said proudly. "But what's that got to do with ice cream?"
�Is she a mental patient?� asked Hiei. �She�s dumber than that klutz Kuwabara.�
�She is Her Royal Bakaness, Princess Mizu,� Kenshin informed them all.
�A Princess?� repeated Kurama.
�Why is a Princess wearing slip-on sneakers?� asked Nuriko. �No princess would be caught dead in those.�
�I trip in high-heels,� Mizu said. �Then again, I trip in these. Then again, I trip in nothing.�
�The future of Avalon relies on her?� asked Youko Kurama.
�Actually, the present,� Mizu said. �I am the ruler.�
�Then shouldn�t you be a Queen?� asked Tamahome.
�No,� Mizu said.
The bishonen waited for her to explain, but she didn�t. �So, how are you planning on freeing us?� asked Spike.
�Uh, hang on, I got it,� Mizu said as she pointed her finger at the lock. �Everyone stand back!�
The bishonen backed away. Mizu concentrated real hard. She squinted and stuck her tongue out. A burst of bubbles came from her finger. �That�s it?� hissed Hiei.
�That was pathetic,� Sanosuke said as he walked up to the lock. �Even Yahiko could��
He was thrown back by a burst of water that came from Princess Mizu. It smashed the lock to pieces and knocked Sano out. The bishonen stared at the opening in awe. They were free.
�Nice doing business with you!� Mizu said. �Come on guys, let�s go adopt some paperclips!�
Akuma, Miko, and Mizu headed upstairs while the bishonen celebrated their freedom. Only Kurama was not celebrating. �The girls will come back and hunt us down,� he said. �We are not free.�
Vash began to sob again. �NO! I WANTED TO EAT DOUGHNUTS AS A FREE MAN!�
�Wait, Mizu is the Princess, right?� said Rath.
�Correct,� said Rune.
�Well, maybe we should��
�I see where you�re going,� Thatz said. �We should rob her!�
�With powers like that? I don�t think so!� Tasuki said.