�Yah, like, totally,� Sailor Moon said. �It�ll be nice to get that nagging cat out of my hair. This way I have more time for Sailor V video games, sweets, and, oh, Tuxedo Mask!�
Hearts popped into Sailor Moon�s eyes as she thought of her sweetheart, her one true love, Tuxedo Mask. Luna popped up on her head. �Sailor Moon, you can�t be serious!� she exclaimed.
�I sure am!� Sailor Moon said as she grabbed Luna and threw her to Mahou. She then ran off. �I�ll have Sailor Venus mail Artemis to you! And maybe I�ll mail Sailor Chibi Moon!�
Mahou grinned happily as she took Luna and threw her into her own little habitat, complete with chocolate cake and mice. When she turned around, she saw that Kitsune and Hi were staring at her oddly. �Oh, hello!� Mahou said innocently. �What brings you two here?�
�Well, the Bakaness does, actually,� Kitsune said. �See, there�s something odd happening.�
�Ouch!!!� Hi exclaimed.
Mahou and Kitsune turned around to find Hi hanging by a rope tied to her feet, Kenshin being choked from hanging from the collar. �See, all of this weird stuff is happening! I think the Bakaness may have jinxed us all!� Kitsune exclaimed.
Mahou screamed as she looked up at the ceiling. She jumped onto Kitsune�s head. �It�s not the Bakaness, though it is her fault for hiring her!� she cried.
Kitsune also looked up and was pinned to the ground by the most feared, horrifying, insane creature known to mankind! She even strikes fear into the hearts of terrifying youkai like Hiei. It was�Akuma Yousei! She grinned evilly, revealing her sharp, scary teeth. She had her long-handled scythe pinning Kitsune�s neck to the ground, with the curve dangerously close to her neck.
�Why hello!� said the evil Daughter of Death.
�Uh, hi,� Kitsune said nervously.
�My, my, my, it has been so long since I�ve visited this wonderful place!� Akuma said insanely.
�Yes, we haven�t recovered from your last visit,� Mahou said sweetly.
�Hmm, I believe I�ll pay a visit to the Bakaness,� Akuma said as she released Kitsune and slowly left the menagerie. As she did, she cut lose Kenshin, who at this point was blue, with her scythe and continued leaving. Kenshin gasped for breath as he slowly realized that he was free.
�I am free, that I am!� he cried out in joy. His joy fled quicker than it had come. �I owe the Daughter of Death, that I do! Oh no! I am dead, that I am...�
�Oh no!� Hi wailed. �We are truly cursed!�
�We had best see the Bakaness before Akuma sets all of my creatures loose again!� Mahou said desperately. �We never did find the Giant Earthworm.�
As she said this, something caused the floor to rise as something passed through. �Well, let�s get going,� Kitsune said as she and Mahou made their way to the Bakaness. Unfortunately, they fell into a giant hole in the ground. A picture of Akuma sticking her tongue out came down from the ceiling.
�KURSES!� exclaimed Mahou.
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Back to the Bakaness. She had just finished listening to her Sailor Moon CD when she heard that evil cackle. She looked up and saw Akuma flying down towards her. Princess Mizu gave a shriek and leapt into the safety of the fluffy bunnies. When it seemed safe to resurface, Mizu slowly came up. Akuma was sitting on Mizu�s throne, eating the Fluffy Puff Marshmallows that were scattered about the room.
�Akuma!� she exclaimed happily.
�How�s it hanging?� asked Akuma.
�Ackooma!� Miko exclaimed as she resurfaced, fluffy bunnies stuffed her in mouth.
�What brings you here?� asked Princess Mizu.
�Ah, let�s say I finished my business with my sister,� Akuma said with an evil look in her eyes.
�So, are you gonna stay here?� asked Miko who had spit out the fluffy bunnies.
�Yep,� Akuma said as she examined a fluffy bunny.
�Yay!� Miko said as she did a backflip into the fluffy bunnies.
�Akuma, you can help us!� Mizu said.
�To burn down Guinever�s house?� Akuma asked excitedly.
�Why would we want to do that?� asked Mizu.
�She looked at me funny,� Akuma said as she narrowed her eyes.
�Uh huh. If you burnt down the house of every person who looked at you funny, Avalon would be gone,� Mizu said.
�Yeah, I do get a lot of looks,� Akuma said as she laughed and smiled happily.
�Anyhow, I want you to help me free the bishonen!� Mizu exclaimed.
�Bishonen? Is that little dude with the red hair a bishonen?� asked Akuma.
�Yes,� Mizu said.
�Aww, here he is!� Akuma said as she reached into her long, black robes and pulled out the terrified Kenshin.
�I will never eat chicken again, that I won�t,� he said.
�Chicken?� Mizu repeated.
�Oh!� Akuma said as she threw Kenshin to Mizu. She reached into her robes and pulled out a purple chicken. �Fluffy.�
The chicken gave a horrible shriek and spit out fire. �FLUFFY!� Miko said. �OH FLUFFY!!! I missed you!�
Akuma put the chicken back into her robes. �Okay, let�s go free the bishonen,� she said.
�You are freeing the bishonen?� asked Kenshin.
�Yes, we are,� Mizu said cheerily.
�But won�t Miss Kitsune and Miss Hi be mad?� asked Kenshin.
�She� the Princess,� Akuma said.
�The Princess?� Kenshin muttered.
�Her Royal Bakaness!� Miko said as she spun around.
�Royal Bakaness?� Kenshin repeated as he looked up at the smiling Mizu.
�Hi, I�m Neko Mizu!� she said.