Hi glomped Kenshin tighter, causing him to turn blue from lack of air. �You know, I think this is a violation of our copyrights,� said Spike as he took a puff of his cigarette.
�NO SMOKING!� Hi shouted as she grabbed an emergency fire hose and blasted Spike with it. �It�s bad for your health and disgusting.�
�Someone get that car�s license plate!� Spike murmured as he fell to the ground, unconscious.
�Oh, he�s so cute,� Hi sighed. �But smoking is going to turn him old and uncute. Kitsune, confiscate their cigarettes and cigars.�
�Will do!� Kitsune said as she took a vacuum out and sucked up all of the cigarettes in the cell. The bishonen were all shaken up when everything was done. �There, now no more smoking.�
�You know, I probably could bust out of here with one spirit gun blast,� Yusuke whispered to Vash.
�Don�t do it! They�ll hunt us down again!� Vash cried.
�Ya got that right!� Kitsune said. She then sniffed the air and caught sight of the odd, black smoke. �HEY! We said no smoking!�
�It�s not us, you jerks!� Yusuke said.
�Hey! No one calls us jerks!� Kitsune hissed. �Okay, if they aren�t smoking, what�s that smoke?�
Kitsune turned to Hi and found that she had been crushed by a huge rock. Kenshin had gotten out of harm�s way, but he was struggling to get free from the chains. Kitsune managed to smash the rock into little pieces, allowing Hi to get out from under it.
�Whoa, where did that come from?� asked Hi as she looked up at the ceiling.
�No! The chain did not break, that it didn�t! How is this possible?� cried Kenshin.
�What happened??� asked Kitsune.
�I dunno! All of a sudden, this rock fell from the sky,� Hi said.
�That�s very strange,� Kitsune said. She turned to the prison cell. �Hiei, do you feel an odd presence?�
�Even if I did, why would I tell you? You are nothing but an insignificant human. I could crush you like a bug, you stupid fan girl,� Hiei hissed.
�All right, that�s it, I�m glomping you tonight,� Hi said.
�Oh wonderful,� Hiei growled.
�Hiei, perhaps you should not mouth off to the girls,� Kurama suggested. �They do have ultimate power over us.�
�Like I give a rat�s�� Hiei started.
�Ouch!� Kitsune exclaimed.
A huge fish had just bitten onto her head and was flapping its tail about. Kitsune turned to Hi. �You all right?� asked Hi.
�Ya know, for some odd reason I feel this has to do with the Bakaness,� Kitsune said. �Let�s go pay her a visit.�
And that�s what they did. The Bakaness was sitting on her throne surrounded by fluffy bunnies that were completely destroying the place. Princess Mizu was happily singing to herself as Miko would reappear underneath the fluffy bunnies, swimming like a crocodile, and occasionally jumping up like a dolphin. And of course she had her popcorn on her head at all times. Kitsune and Hi entered cautiously, knowing the Bakaness was capable of ANYTHING.
�Uh, your Bakaness?� asked Kitsune.
The Bakaness, who had headphones on, turned to Kitsune. �HI KITSUNE!� she said loudly. �NEAT HAT!�
She was referring to the fish. �Yeah, about the hat,� Kitsune began.
�Deep in my soul, love so strong, it takes control!� Mizu sang loudly.
�Uh, Princess?� asked Hi as she struggled to hold onto Kenshin.
�Now we both know. The secrets bared, the feelings show!� Mizu continued.
�I think she�s listening to her Sailor Moon CD again,� Hi said.
�DRIVEN FAR APART! I�LL MAKE A WISH, ON A SHOOTING STAR!� Mizu sang dramatically.
�PRINCESS!!!!� Kitsune screamed.
�There will come a day! Somewhere far away! In your arms I�ll stay, my only love!� Kitsune, at this point, was climbing across the fluffy bunnies, desperately trying to reach the Bakaness. �Even though you�re gone! Love will still live on! The feeling is so strong! My only�HEY!�
Kitsune now stood on top of the throne and was holding Mizu�s headphones. �Good, got your attention,� she said.
�I was listening to that!!!� Mizu whined as she broke into a broken fire hydrant cry.
�Listen to this,� Kitsune said. �Strange things have been happening. Hi got hit with a boulder, and a fish��
�You mean the hat?� interrupted Mizu.
Kitsune sighed. �Yes, the hat,� she said. �This �hat� came out of nowhere and bit my head.�
�Hmm, strange. Maybe it was Akuma Yousei,� Mizu said.
�Oh no! She isn�t back, is she?� exclaimed Kenshin.
�QUIET!� Hi said as she knocked Kenshin on the head. �Such a cutie.�
�Maybe you should go to Mahou,� Mizu suggested. �She knows about this kinda stuff!�
�Good idea,� Kitsune said. �Come on Hi, we�re going to see the expert.�
�Okay,� Hi said as she, Kitsune, and the poor, unfortunate Kenshin headed to Mahou�s place.
�Miko, you know what this means?� asked Mizu.
Miko resurfaced. �Uh, fluffy bunnies don�t taste like cotton candy?� Miko said.
�This means we have a chance to free the bishonen!� Mizu said as she stood on her throne. �And we shall! Right after I finish listening to this.�
�Cool!� Miko said as she dived back into the sea of fluffy bunnies.
�Got up this morning, on the right side of my bed,� Mizu sang.