Bishonen, Krystals, and Kurses
�Fluffy bunnies everywhere, fluffy bunnies everywhere!� she sang as she twirled round and round, a bucket of popcorn on her head.
�That�s what this castle needs, fluffy bunnies,� Princess Mizu said. �Oh Kitsune!�
Kitsune Kat came scurrying in, along with Neko Hi, dragging a bishonen with them. "Yes Your Royal Bakaness?� she asked.
�We need fluffy bunnies!� Princess Mizu announced.
�Ah, okay, fluffy bunnies, Hi, write that down,� Kitsune said, turning to Hi.
�Got it. Fluffy bunnies,� Hi said as she scribbled it down on a pad of paper.
�Yeah! Fluffy bunnies!� Miko cheered.
�Your Bakaness,� Kitsune began.
�And Fluffy Puff Marshmallows,� Princess Mizu added.
�Write that down,� Kitsune told Hi. �Princess, if I may interrupt?�
�Hmmm. Yah, you may,� Mizu said.
�This bishonen was trying to escape,� Kitsune said, tugging on a chain that was attached to the bishonen�s neck. �May we lock him up for eternity?�
�Oh, poor bishonen,� Mizu said sadly.
The bishonen, who was a super-deformed Kenshin, struggled, trying to get away from the collar. �Help! The Batosai should not be treated like this, that he shouldn�t!� he exclaimed.
�Quiet you!� Hi said as she hit him on the head with her notepad, causing a huge bump to rise from his head. �Oh, these bishies are so cute when they�re unconscious.�
�Your Bakaness, we would like to have a greater punishment for bishies that run away,� Kitsune said.
�Like what?� asked Mizu.
�Like being chained up to me for an entire week!� Hi answered.
Princess Mizu sighed. �You poor, poor bishonen,� she said. �I guess I can�t stop you.�
Kitsune smiled. �Sure, you�re only the Princess,� she murmured. �Okay, let�s do this!�
Kitsune grabbed a pair of handcuffs and put one on Kenshin and the other on Hi. Hi glomped Kenshin until his eyes popped out. �Kill me,� he gagged.
The two bishonen keepers walked off, preparing to put up a notice about the new punishment. �Those poor bishonen. I wish I could do something,� Princess Mizu sighed.
�The popcorn says, it says,� Miko said as she closed her eyes and concentrated on the popcorn, �that...I...should...eat it!�
With that she threw a few pieces of popcorn into her mouth and chomped away. �Well, that sees sensible,� Mizu said as she pointed her finger in the air and let a wave of bubbles out. �Hey Miko, let�s go play with my fire-breathing cat!�
�Yay! Fire!� Miko said as she placed the popcorn back on her head.
The two of them fropped over to the magical menagerie, where Mahou Hime was tending to the magical beings. �Oh, Princess Mizu, how do you do?� she asked as she fluttered over their way.
�Good. We�re just gonna go play with Hiei,� Mizu said.
�The bishie or the cat?� asked Mahou.
�The cat,� Mizu said. �I can�t bare to see those poor bishonen locked up in cages. I wish there was something I could do!�
�But Your Bakaness, you are the Princess, you can�� Mahou began, but a huge anvil dropped on her that said �SHUT YOUR MOUTH!�
Princess Mizu and Miko went over to the adorable Hiei and started playing with him. They set curtains on fire, carriages, hay, and Miko accidentally set her own hair on fire, but she thought it was cool so she left it that way. When they were through playing with the pyromaniacal feline, they headed back to the throne to play with more bubbles. They were pleasantly surprised to see that there were fluffy bunnies everywhere. They were hanging from the ceiling, glued to the walls, and hopping all around the place.
�Yay! Fluffy bunnies!� Miko cried out in joy as she joined the bunnies.
Princess Mizu smiled and made her way to her throne where she sat down and conjured up more bubbles. After a while of dancing and chanting, someone came hurrying into the throne room. It was Kooky Salamander, Princess Mizu�s brother and knight. He tripped over a bunch of the fluffy bunnies, but he eventually made it to Mizu.
�Sister!� he said as he tried to catch his breath.
�What is it Salamander?� asked Mizu.
�I was out on a quest to find the missing gold of Fair Guinever, our neighbor, and though I did not find the gold, I found a treasure equal to its value,� Salamander said as he put his hand out and revealed a black krystal.
�Ooh, shiny,� Mizu said as she took the krystal and looked it over.
�Shiny, beautiful, and rare,� Salamander said.
Mizu smashed the krystal over Salamander�s head and knocked him out. �And hard,� she said as she looked the krystal over again.
�Why you little!� Salamander exclaimed as he went to jump at Mizu.
�Miko help!� the Princess exclaimed.
Miko jumped in front of Mizu and threw her bucket of popcorn at Salamander who then fell backwards into a bunch of fluffy bunnies who then smothered him. �Good work, Popcorn,� Miko said. �And fluffy bunnies. Hey, that looks like fun. I wanna go too!�
Miko then jumped into the ocean of fluffy bunnies and disappeared. �So, Salamander, what do you call this thingy?� asked Mizu.
��tis...the...Shadow Krystal!� came a voice deep within the fluffy bunnies.
�Kewl,� Mizu said. �Good work. Keep it up!�
Mizu then took the krystal and put it around her neck with a chain. It began to glow eerily, letting off a mysterious and creepy light that then made its way through the castle.
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Down in the prison, which had been converted to the Bishies-4-Us headquarters by Kitsune and Hi, the two bishonen keepers were announcing their new punishment to the bishonen, who were in super-deformed form, in the prison cell.
�And if we find that anymore of you have run away, we shall chain you up to Neko Hi. The amount of time you are chained to her will depend on the offense,� Kitsune said.
�Yep, and I have lots in store for you all!� Hi said as she glomped Kenshin. �Isn�t that right Kenni-san?�