Other examples of what to say to get into the Goalies head.
The Five Count:Chant goalies name 5 times (watch the
hands pointing at the goalie to see what number we're on), then after the 5th
time yell the word "SUCKS!!"
Hey (goalies name), good thing your not a condom, you let
everything go through.
Hey (goalies name), you're just like a hooker, you're good
for 5 minutes and then you suck!
Hey (goalies name), you're just like a tampon, you're only good
for one period!
Hey (goalies name), you have more holes than (schools name) has
sluts!
{to the tune of "Mary Had A Little Lamb"}
(Goalies name) is
a great big sieve, great big sieve, great big sieve, (Goalies name) is
a great big sieve, he lets the puck go by!
Hey (Goalies name), your like a windmill, you only move when
you're getting blown!
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:.:.:: Updated on :: [10/26/04] :: by :: {Tommy Tumult} ::
