| Jokes! |
| Have a really funny joke? In the mood for a good laugh? You're at just the right place! Have a good laugh at some jokes, and even submit your own! |
| Why did the cow cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off! |
| Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Aww you don't have to cry, it's just a joke! |
| What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt! |
| What do bakers sleep on? Cookie Sheets! |
| How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring! |
| Why is a bowling alley the most quietest place on earth? Because you can hear a pin drop! |
| Submitted by Linny, age 11 Why did the nanny wear glasses? Because she couldn't see. |
| Submitted by BJ, age 9 What do you call a squrrel that plays in the sand and gets dirty alot? Sandy! Submitted by Marykate, age 11 How does a pig get to the hospital? In a hambulance! Submitted by Ziy, age 10 What did the phone say to the other phone? I'm Ingaged. Submitted by SK, age 14 When does a cat become friendly with a mouse? When it's using the computer! |