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| A random kid once asked " What's your political stance?" I wasn't sure what to say seeing that I don't give a crap about politics. After consulting with Michel B. I found out I am a Liberal Lamb Junctionariest with Si-conform views. What the hell does that mean you ask? Well, I'm not really sure, but I can tell you I'm going to make up some pretty damn entertaining bull to pretend like I do. Let me start by starting a new paragraph. This way I give the illusion that I know what the hell it is I am talking about. Being a Liberal Lamb is way easier said then done. I mean, there is the initiation process, the late nights spent running from cops, casual group member sex, ..............wait, no sorry, thats what I did when I joined a gang. Nevermind. In any case though, I think It's important to be a junctionariest, and if you're still reading this crap you must think so too. Anyways, when Michel and I take over the wo.....um..**cough** When Michel and I get our new system in action, people will love it. First we'll take over those bloodsucking Taco Salad Syndicate nazi bastards. We'll remove the nicotine frm the tacos and give the salads out for free! That will be kind of like our "welfare" but, we'll let everyone get some since everyone likes taco salad. So Why the squid you ask? Well Michel originally opted for the Aardvark but that louse Marc Brown already had created the Arthur books ruining the name of Aardvarks everywhere, and we just couldn't take tha kind of fall when we're just starting out. And well thats all we really have planned for now, but I'm sure later on we'll get a creative spark. So, um....signing off, new political icon girl( and soon to be religious leader) MANDY. :) |
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