Number four. Went to UL to play footy again. Its some place out there. Massive so it is. 4 courts side by side, with a running track around the top. Can you imagine? No. Then go see it. I'd love to have a place like it. And the 50m pool is there too. Its great cos when we arrive, the hall is full of birds jumping around doing aerobics. Some don't wear bra's. I bet you can imagine that. Some fine chic's there. And they're fit too. Anyway, we played footy. We lost. We don't have a goalie or a proven finisher. We've got a defender in Pecker, the little terrier in Joe and me, well I do what I can but I'm a lazy git and I hate defending. Apart from that, we're brilliant. Seery and Tory were with us. I was bullin for most of the game so that didn't help things. And then I burnt the knee out of me tracksuit when I fell. I still got the ball in the goal but me knee was on fire. Still is too.
And number five. Its Thursday morning, or was it Tuesday. I don't know. Anyway, I was cycling out of my front door and the back wheel locked up on my bike. I knew it was going to happen. It was dodgy for ages. And diving in and out between cars wasn't helping the poor bicycle. So now its fucked. Hopefully I'll have the car next week. Just wait and see.
And what else happened this week. We had a "Would you suck a dick for a million quid?" recording session on Tuesday night. We all contributed a line, then a word of the phrase. It was funny. But Dave recorded over it. The wimp!! We tried again on Thursday but it wasn't the same, especially when JP asked the duck question.
It was a bad week for Joe too. He got terrible abuse for pissing on the toilet seat, even though I don't think he did it. It was Maura's knob from Galway. Also Joe's sister was down and she liked us. I'd give her one and Joe's not impressed over it. Thats twice I met her. Mmmmm. Her friend was there too. Didn't really mind her cos Joe's sister wanted to stay. Sweet.
Gonna go now. See ya round sometime.
Goodluck all (Dave).