Would you suck a DUCK for a million quid?
The now immortal words of one sober J.P Delaney. It would take him to mix up a DICK with a DUCK. Still though, it makes you think. I wouldn't suck a dick for a million, or probably any amount, but a duck, well that raises a whole load of questions. Even more so since we watched Animal Farm. For anyone thats not seen that, watch it if possible. Just give me tinkle and I'll arrange for you to have your eyes opened to the real shit of the animal world. I'll tell ya now, its sick stuff. It'll take a whole load of counselling before that is forgotten. Anyway, back to sucking a dick, or duck. I'm not going to go into the in's and out's of it cos someone else has done so already. You can get a link to where here.
So about my week. It was the week of :
1. the first project deliverable.
2. Roy getting a ridiculous fine and suspension (English wankers).
3. Ireland loosing and England not winning.
4. Burning the knee out of my tracksuit in UL and
5. My bike dying.
So we'll start at the top. First project deliverable. Its such a thing called a CSD. What you may ask. Current Services Description. I bet now you understand. Basically its a load of shit. Didn't get finished till 5 on Friday. Thats cos Dick MOran is a slow bastard. He's the one that gives out if he thinks the rest of us are doing nothing. Yet we had it done hours before him. Slow prick. Got it done anyway. Thank God for Aileen cos she knew her stuff. At this stage she's carrying her tem and mine. No harm either cos we'd be up shit creek if it wasn't for her. I wonder should I buy her a pint? I don't want to make einstein jealous.
And onto number two. The English are some wankers. Imagine fining and suspending someone for a tackle that happened 2 years ago and for saying stuff in a book he didn't write. Some tools over there. It wouldn't happen the an English geezer. Its just cos he's Irish and a legend and better than any English player around. Basically,
Roy = God.