A Tough Weekend
(Part 2)
They had everyone in knots laughing at them as they told all manner of dirty stories. How they got away with it is beyond me. But it was fair good.

Monday saw me miss a day of college but I don't thimk I missed much. I got the notes anyway. The funeral was at 11 in the morning, but I'd loads done by then, including try catch the calf that was born the day before, which ultimately ended in failure. fast little prick and I'd say there's an evil streak in him. Anyway, the mass and stuff went off grand and my little reading went well too. All the grandchildren carried the coffin to the hearse and then to the grave. We all threw in a rose(no not my girlfriend, the flower) into the grave too. When it was all over up there, we and the crowd went for tea and sandwiches in the local hall. And after that, you guessed it, we headed for the pub and had more 12 year old entertainment, These little cunts have to be seen to be believed. One of them downed half a pint of Guinness, quicker than his father!! Unbelievable the stuff they get away with.

So by last night, I was fairly wrecked. Both tired and pissed. But I still drove down to Stab and had Pecker and Scut discussing rubbish in my room when I got down. I fell asleep as soon as I hit the pillow and woke up nice and fresh today.

I won't go into what I was at today, but i did discover a few things. I'll leave you with them and I'll chat to u soon.

                 1)  Pecker put Edel before football.
                             Hence, he is whipped.
                 2)  Dave paid for a taxi from the college to his gaff cos his girl didn't want to mess
                       her hair in the wind walking down.
                             Hence, Dave is both whipped and a tool.
                 3)  I have proof Dave mowed her lawn. (Discussed earlier. To read, click
here).
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