My week in college has been interesting to say the least. My weekend plans of doing a bit of study degenerated into a full assault on taking the piss. Absolutely everyone has got a taste of the abuse and thankfully, no one has been rushed off for therapy just yet. It all started on Sunday night when some geezer hit our bus. It was always going to be an interesting few days after that. Sunday night was interesting when myself and Maura had an interesting conversation on ghosts, life after death and The Matrix. God she's fairly confused by now!!! In college, the week started off with Pecker lowering the everday garden chore of mowing the lawn into a fully blown sexual act. How does his mind work? Poor Dave is suffering the most from this since he pulled a bird over the net last week and is now genuinley chuffed. I feel it is our duty to wipe the smile from his face and so we all ponder the question:
Has he mowed her lawn?
a) 5 weeks of college left
b) pay for a 2 week holiday in Gran Canaria
c) spending money for that holiday
I better get a job soon too. One in computers if possible. I better go do some work now so as i won't be struggling with an industrial strength hangover in the morning.
Adios comrades.