Got up early enough on Wednesday. Did the usual, got breakfast and headed for college. We went to a couple of lectures before starting some project work. Spent till about half 4 in the college working before heading home to have steak and chips. Headed out for UL around 7ish to play footy. We had a good game out there, and I was on the winning team for the first time in a while. The funniest bit had to be when the match was over and Colm bursted Dave. I was surprised it had taken so long to happen. Tory had a flat tyre on his van so himself, Colm and Brian Seery changed that while the rest of us looked on. We got home around 9, got changed and we headed into town to meet Anto and Crean in New Mollies. There wasn�t a massive crowd there and we had a grand spot at the bar for the night. We had about 5 or 6 pints here, and a couple of shorts before we headed for The Market. We ran into some of the girls in the queue outside The Market. A few people pissed off because they thought the place was full, so we slowly moved up along the queue and we got in. Once in, the 3rd floor beckoned and we got a couple of cans, and Anto bought 4 Smirnoff Ices� for us aswell. They went down a threat and once they were gone, we decided to go muff hunting. I got another can along the way somewhere and I had a stroll around for a while. The place was packed beyond belief, and I eventually met everyone. We had a few Schnapps shorts before going boogie-boogie. I was fair wrecked by time the place was closing so I was looking forward to heading home. Little did I know what faced me there. Allegedly Dave gave Creano a bit of a tap before he ran away. Needless to say, Creano was very upset so in hindsight Dave, you made a good move. After searching for Creano�s contacts on the floor, I woke Pecker and Edel so that I could get a holder and some solution for his contacts. I was tired now, but the night took another twist. More fighting broke out, so Mo and myself tried to bring the situation under control. And I think we did. Maybe we should go to Iraq and solve their problems. In between all that, Joe had to be dragged off the floor in the girl�s room and put to bed. I had that pleasure and I left him sleeping away. I gave him my bin in case he wanted to puke. Mo had a check on him after a while, and she put him under the covers. He was so wasted, but it was funny. He didn�t want to let Mo go either. Sweet is that! Mo and myself walked Ruth home before arriving back in our house to find JP on the couch and Creano snoring away on Mo�s bed. After some persuasion, we got Creano to the couch and he fell asleep straight away. Finally, at half 5 in the morning I could go to bed, and I really needed sleep by now.
Thursday:
Once again it was dinner time before I surfaced out of bed. It was a late night previous to it anyway so I can�t be blamed. After the usual brekkie, we walked up to college as cycling in the gale force wind with a hangover didn�t appeal to any of us. Once in college, we set about project work for a couple of hours. By 6, I was tired and hungry and I presume the rest were the same. Once food was digested, we had a Mario Kart tournament in which Pecker won, and I beat Dave in a playoff for 2nd place. Dave then proceeded to head home in disgrace at finishing 3rd, even though he felt it was his God-given right to be champion. The same Dave did not, and I repeat, DID NOT, go out for lashings of beer on Thursday night. And why you may ask since he is such an important part of the universe? Well, to be honest, he�s a gimp. Apparently he has no money, even though he has well over a grand in the bank. Yes he is a mean mother-fucker. But not to worry. The rest of us headed out to Macks first. This place was dead, we were the only people there, so we only had one pint and we played a few games of �The Weakest Link�. We failed at that so we headed for McDaids, as Charlie�s was packed. There was some savage muff in this spot, and we found a cosy little spot to sit and watch it walk by. None of us was in a real mood for beer and I guess we may put that down to the night before. We had only the one pint here aswell before we made a move for Doc�s. Another pint was poured down our throats in the courtyard in Doc�s before we joined (note the way I said joined) the queue to get into the club. Most of the women folk around can�t comprehend the queue structure and how a queue operates as they seem to just stroll past everyone and skip the queue. Mo and Edel, as they are women after all, also fell foul to this culture among women. Only a small percentage of ladies actually followed the rules of the queue and actually queued. The rest just ignored it. Once inside, more pints were in order before myself and Creano hit the floor. JP soon joined and the girls arrived aswell. A small bit of boogying was done before more beer was called for. By now, we were tired, and the crowd of wankers in the place didn�t do much for the atmosphere. By 2 o�clock, we headed for home, stopping off at Burger King on the way. Because of a phobia I have against food in there, I abstained from eating, but the rest made up for me. This was to be the highlight of the night. From the Poo menu over the counter, to Creano�s 5% chicken � 95% cum burger, it was a laugh a minute. Once home, I sat in Mo�s room for a while before heading off to bed.
Friday:
Got up around dinnertime again and headed to college to try do more project.. Did this for a couple of hours before heading off home and discussing the week past. All in all it was a right funny week, and it was badly needed. The financial situation is now pathetic, but not to worry because the next major piss up is after the project is finished. The best night of rag-week, well they all had their advantages, but the burger-king episode was brilliantly funny. Roll on 2004.