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Kerry |
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Date: 5th November 2002 |
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Report by JP Delaney |
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So we left loch gur and drove to Kerry I wanted to go to listowel cos last year I was living with this foxy girl from listowel, she had such a sweet ass, anyway we had to get grub as well. I was totally spaced out on the way here, all I can remember is singing some Irish song don�t know what it was. So we got to listowel and pulled up in a place called jumbos. I was waiting an age for my grub; so, you can imagine my surprise when I was actually asked to pay for it. What cheek! Ah no I forgot to pay the one behind the counter, and she called me back and all the boys laughed at me. All the boys laughed at me minutes later when they wanted to get some water. Get a carton of water says they to me. I done that, but it looked so small I thought they wood give out for not bringing enough. So I done the natural thing anyone would do, and bought each one his own bottle of water, so wed all be fed and watered for the night. Well, the ungrateful shower of cunts had abought 1 sip from each bottle and gave em all back to me more or less. Next time they�ll be lucky to get the steam off my piss.
Sop on we drove I was eating brains chips half the way to ballybunion, that was decent of him to let me have them, thanks Brian |
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An artists impression of Brians chips, as given to j.p, supplied by Mr. jumbo. |
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One bag of chips later, and a few more miles we arrived in bally b. I could actually see what was going on this time due to the streetlights. At the end of the day, all credit to the electricity. I would like to thank Thomas Edison for inventing electricity.
We ran around the beach for ages, me and Dave were writing stuff on the beach for ages WOULD YOU SUCK A DUCK FOR A MILLION QUID is probably still there, it can still be seen from space on a clear day. And we also had to pick up a stone, myself Joe pecker and Brian ran into the sea, it was SO cold, Dave was too afraid to hop in instead he ran around the beach like a lunatic, we were glad when the men bundled him into to the van and drove away with him, I hear he loves the decorating in his new home, cell 45 red brick house, portlaoise.
That didn�t really happen what did was Dave and the rest of us went up to the castle there and I had a piss against the wall, had another fag and came home. |
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This is a picture taken after we got home to limerick. That�s me on the far left. ( we turned into a bunch of niggers, yes I thought it very strange ) |
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This is an artist impression of my Kerry stone. |
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So I was now an established member of the collect a stone team, but was I ready for the epic journey that would later be called the trip to Galway? |
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