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George W Bush and Tony Blair have let slip the Dogs of War. It is not possible to put in words just how strongly I am opposed to this war. I think I have burst numerous blood vessels just thinking about it! Just in case I am misunderstood let me proceed to make my stand clear:

I OBJECT IN THE STRONGEST TERMS TO ANY KIND OF VIOLENCE! AND I OBJECT EVEN MORE TO HYPOCRICY AND BIGOTRY SUCH AS THAT EXHIBITED BY BUSH AND BLAIR!

The UN has become the world's largest debating club. The next thing they discuss will probably be "Are boarding schools better than day schools"? They sure as hell are not going to discuss anything that needs democratic resolution. Even hitherto ignored countries like Papua New Guinea, Lesotho and Sao Tome e' Principe will suddenly develop backbones and flout with impunity any passed resolutions. Some animals being more equal than others may apply in George Orwellian mind sets but not here!
Single handedly the United States has retarded the global unity that has been strengthening since the Second World War. It seems that now every man is for himself and God for Us All.
I personally fear for the well being of the United States and Americans as a whole after this. George Bush has stuck a red target where red targets should not be stuck, and for good measure a "kick me" sign.

Before I proceed allow me to point out a few things:

• My sympathies are with the Iraqi people who are being bombed on instructions from a Texan gentleman feasting on kebabs and ground nuts in a very comfortable armchair by a smoking fire. I saw a small girl covered with blood and the few points Bush had gained in my esteem have vanished.
• My other sympathies are with the hapless soldiers (on both sides) who have to obey their commander in chief under pain of court martialling at best and a bullet to the brain at worst.
• I oppose violence in any form
• The media coverage,especially CNN is so biased it is laughable

That having been said, let me let slip my own dogs of war.

According to CNN, I have come to the conclusion that Saddam does not need an army, airforce or navy to inflict any casualties. From what we can gather, the United States Army, Airforce and Navy are doing an excellent job making short work of their own personnel.
Not content with that, they extend their generosity in shooting down passing British Aircraft minding their own business. I would hesitate to trust technology that cannot tell a friendly plane from a hostile missile to strike at pre selected, pin pointed targets.
Keen to prove their accuracy, I am led to believe a missile missed Iraq completely and ended up in Turkey. No doubt that was an "unfortunate and freak incident"
But then again they may not be lying when they say the choppers/fighters/tanks went down due to engine failure. A well aimed missile can cause engine failure any day of the week.
The sons of the soil, better known as the farming fraternity continue to amaze and inspire me. Where Iraqi tanks and mortar shells have failed to down an AH-64 Apache, apparently those rustic armaments those gentlemen operate do just fine. Using rifles probably made by Samuel Colt himself, they managed to shoot down a couple of Apaches. MORAL: Ground infantry should entirely be composed of farmers.
I have lost count of how many times the Coalition forces have taken over a certain port city. They seem to take it over every hour on average. Just how big is that place anyway?
I was amazed that the same people parading surrendered Iraqi soldiers are the same ones protesting the Iraqis parading their captured infantrymen and pilots.
I laughed myself out of my chair when our friend George Bush expected the Iraqis to follow the Geneva Conventions. Is this not the same gent who disregarded the UN Security Council conventions?

Dear Messers Bush & Blair,
The greatest weapon of mass destruction is sheer stupidity!

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