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To Michelle Victim of Terrorism Miss you always... |
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| Enjoying this site without signing my guest book is a CRIMINAL OFFENCE! |
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18: Laura's Birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! |
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those clamoring for past issues -- check out the archives and hope
to High Heaven that what you want is there!
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| Read extracts from my journal. Most of the interesting stuff is there and I am thinking about sharing with you the really neat stuff like when I helped milk a cow that turned out was a Friesian bull.... |
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| Had to happen sooner or later. An agony aunt column to cater for all those unfortunate souls in need of kind and caring assistance in their times of need. Well - mostly kind and caring... |
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| Take a look at the agumbaru's corner -- (see if you're there!) I rant and rave and pull no punches! For all you know, you may be next! |
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DEAREST JOHN: John Doe's better half replies with energy to issues
raised by her worse half!
DEAREST JANE: A man addresses issues such as crossing rivers
for his beloved... FAVOURITE
MOVIES Some notable personalities share their favourite flicks
PRESS RELEASE FROM THE AFGHANISTANI BROADCASTING CORPORATION The
proprietor of Afghanistan's first TV studio shares his visions DEDICATIONS:
Music is the language of the heart -- touching messages to loved and
not so loved ones |
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| Don't call me, I'll call you! I'm too lazy to write some database stuff to gather your feedback so if you are really inspired you can catch me at [email protected] Or vent in the Guest Book. Please send suggestions, thoughts, rants and raves and anything you like to me. I however reserve the right to delete your mail without even reading it! |
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| I will update this site whenever it
strikes me to and no sooner! This could be daily or annually -- the
choice is fully and totally up to me! No pleas, threats, bribes, or
cookies will induce me to do otherwise. (Unless they are really good
cookies) For comments, please note the spellings of the words: OBNOXIOUS, SARCASTIC. SILLY has two Ls |
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  God bless the fools -- they make the rest of us seem intelligent! Wednesday, December 19, 2001, 0650 GMT (Gumbaru Mean Time) |
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Imelda's replacement Gathoni is coming along just fine, just fine indeed! The sheer number of things Gathoni can do at the same time is nothing short of impressive! I can work, listen to fascinating genres and amounts of music, play violent games with a lot of wanton and seneless violence but lovely graphics and make use of the scanner all at the same time without a strain on the resources! There was a feller who wanted his backside scanned but both me and the scanner shrank from the idea. Of course now I have no excuse for not getting any work done but what the heck! |
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Yesterday I went to the movies and quite shamelessly watched Cats And Dogs. I found it quite entertaining. Hilarious, is the appropriate word. Tomorrow I shall descend to the same establishment and take in Harry Potter And The Philospher's Stone. A week ago I took in American Pie 2 (I must say I shall never look at a tube of super glue in quite the same way! ). A week before that I watched something else but I can't quite remember what the hey it was -- only that I laughed so hard I was smacked in the head by both my companion and a beefy girl on my left. I think I am slowly and surely getting myself addicted to the big screen. But then again there are far worse addictions |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAR LAURA! The fact that the image alongside here was there yesterday is a result of sheer cunning and foresight! I of course realize that with another tick of the clock you look less and less as young as this youth here. What's that? Blow out the candles on your cake? HELL NO! I'll bet the sheer heat from all them candles will singe my eyebrows! Anyway, many happy returns of the day girl! (Whatever 'many happy returns means I have yet to discover!')
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I have explained very nicely my lapses last week but people whose
necks are equipped with ripe coconuts insist on cluttering my already
cluttered mailbox with indignant mail demanding an explanation.
If you know that you did not ask nicely what the matter was then
please listen carefully because this is the last time that I am
going to say this. Updates will be done: Which of these are some of us having trouble deciphering? |
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There is something indeed quite spooky about the festive season.
SOmething about the yuletide spirit brings out quite a bit of emotion
in sons and daughters of God. It is only during Christmas that: |
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If it were not for the last minute no work would ever get done! |
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I have a constitutional right to give my own shout-outs to whoever
I please! Cheri: Does the term 'Destiny' communicate anything to you? Miamama: I know I have been quiet but I shall duly rectify the situation Gathoni: One word. Magic Wanja: Smile! Geff: Long time no see! O.B: Still a garden gnome as always! Doreen: Didn't your mother tell you not to take sweets from a stranger? Why on earth do you go on to take pills from strangers? Maria: No I am not dead! But thanks for asking! |
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Entertainment online. Dazzling array of music, video and entertainment
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| Stacy (I wonder...), Rasna (You're too kind...), Anissa (Will anything ever get you down?), Cynthia (Proved that distance cannot break friendships), Geoff (You've got courage and fortitude my guy!), Brenda (That trip to Coast sounds good to me!) Jimo (You're a thoroughly interesting brother), John (juanad for 15 years and still going strong) Josephine (African Queen -- how's that??) Benja (Working with you is not boring!) Wanja (Thanks for the support), Emma (Greatest laugh I've ever heard), Njeri, Sam, Allan, Joe na kadhalika (Pals 4 ever)! And you too Grace M Kuria! U seem to have forgotten we share the same earth, but you're a pal anyway! And Gathoni of the Friesians -- me I am a man of Guernsey's, but you're cool! Sinei (Sarcasm personified! He he!) Laura... Tea and cookies, aye? Markus where does all that Energy come from? Doreen -- those pills strangers give you are not entirely for your benefit! |
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I would like to thank Me for all the support I have
given myself. I am one of a kind and I admire the time I have taken
to do this when I could be doing other more interesting things like
shelling peas. Let us not forget
Myself for the valuable contribution as well , of course,
as I who is indispensable to this project! There will also be
some people who will want to be thanked effusively despite the fact
that they have contributed nothing whatsoever. But I will thank
them anyway when I can remember their names and when they are actually
looking over my shoulder and I have no choice but to thank them for
nothing! |
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