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To Michelle Victim of Terrorism Miss you always... |
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December 17: Idd Mubarak. AM not a Muslim but I shall have
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those clamoring for past issues -- check out the archives and hope
to High Heaven that what you want is there!
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| Read extracts from my journal. Most of the interesting stuff is there and I am thinking about sharing with you the really neat stuff like when I helped milk a cow that turned out was a Friesian bull.... |
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| Had to happen sooner or later. An agony aunt column to cater for all those unfortunate souls in need of kind and caring assistance in their times of need. Well - mostly kind and caring... |
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| Take a look at the agumbaru's corner -- (see if you're there!) I rant and rave and pull no punches! For all you know, you may be next! |
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DEAREST JOHN: John Doe's better half replies with energy to issues
raised by her worse half!
DEAREST JANE: A man addresses issues such as crossing rivers
for his beloved... FAVOURITE
MOVIES Some notable personalities share their favourite flicks
PRESS RELEASE FROM THE AFGHANISTANI BROADCASTING CORPORATION The
proprietor of Afghanistan's first TV studio shares his visions DEDICATIONS:
Music is the language of the heart -- touching messages to loved and
not so loved ones |
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| Don't call me, I'll call you! I'm too lazy to write some database stuff to gather your feedback so if you are really inspired you can catch me at [email protected] Or vent in the Guest Book. Please send suggestions, thoughts, rants and raves and anything you like to me. I however reserve the right to delete your mail without even reading it! |
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| I will update this site whenever it
strikes me to and no sooner! This could be daily or annually -- the
choice is fully and totally up to me! No pleas, threats, bribes, or
cookies will induce me to do otherwise. (Unless they are really good
cookies) For comments, please note the spellings of the words: OBNOXIOUS, SARCASTIC. SILLY has two Ls |
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  God bless the fools -- they make the rest of us seem intelligent! Monday, December 17, 2001, 0650 GMT (Gumbaru Mean Time) |
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I have had a week and a half and am not anxious to go through it any time soon. Even Kevin, that lad who made if a fine art of withdrawing people's chairs just when they were in the process of lowering themselves into them would flinch at a week like mine! Suffice it to say that in the span of a single week all 3 of my brothers have been hospitalized, I have made the acquaintance of a policeman whose gun was pointing right at my head, have sat through an exam that served no purpose other than to prove that I am more ignorant than I think I am and narrowly escaped from being run over by a big, blue, shiny Kenya Bus. Yes, I think in a nutshell that has been an eventful week, indeed I do! And again if you have complained about my not updating the site UMIA! |
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On the other hand quite some interesting things happened. For one I have severed ties with education for another month and I find myself with every reason to vegetate and do nothing even remotely academic for an entire month. That is good news indeed! That means I can catch up on all that sleep that has bee so elusive! I must say that I have acquired an impressive backlog of sleep, which will be duly recovered!
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For another Imelda my dear old faithful has not been replaced by Gathoni. She is young, light, dark, sleek and runs almost 100 times faster and has a sweet voice. And no, you gutter minded child of your parents, I am not talking about clandestine liaison neither! I speak with reference to my the notebook I acquired last week Friday! Had an excellent series of meetings with my boss at the end of which I can inform you exactly what 'laughing all the way to the bank' means! My mother always thought I should have been a lawyer and now I know why! Placed the finishing touches on a party that promises to be a whopper and a half. Why, do you ask? Because, of course, it will be graced by my presence! Boy am I going to have a ball! |
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I appreciate feminine beauty and poise, and as a matter of fact celebrate it enthusiastically. But there are times when I begin to wonder if somehow, somewhere some puppeteer is pulling our strings. I don't mind Miss Universe, Miss World, Miss Africa or Even Miss Kenya. It is when we arrive at Miss Nairobi when things begin to get complicated. Residents of Mombasa fail to see why they should sing the praises of Miss Nairobi when they have a wide selection of ladies amongst their ranks. It is thus Miss Mombasa is born. While all this is transpiring it dawns upon the residents of Kisumu that they too should have someone to sing their praises.
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Why do I say all this? Because either yesterday or the day before I was reading about the enthusiastic dawn of the reign of Miss Athi River. Let us not forget that somewhere within our environs is Miss India
Kenya. What this means exactly I cannot hazard a guess. If Miss
India Kenya is amongst us then it is only reasonable to assume that
within the populace of our great nation exists: While we are at it let us not forget that we also rejoice by possessing
the Face Of Africa Pageant. Not to be undone it is only a matter
of time before an enterprising individual proposes and another seconds... |
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I have a constitutional right to give my own shout-outs to whoever
I please! Cheri: Does the term 'Destiny' communicate anything to you? Miamama: I know I have been quiet but I shall duly rectify the situation Gathoni: One word. Magic Wanja: Smile! Geff: Long time no see! O.B: Still a garden gnome as always! Doreen: Didn't your mother tell you not to take sweets from a stranger? Why on earth do you go on to take pills from strangers? Maria: No I am not dead! But thanks for asking! |
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| Stacy (I wonder...), Rasna (You're too kind...), Anissa (Will anything ever get you down?), Cynthia (Proved that distance cannot break friendships), Geoff (You've got courage and fortitude my guy!), Brenda (That trip to Coast sounds good to me!) Jimo (You're a thoroughly interesting brother), John (juanad for 15 years and still going strong) Josephine (African Queen -- how's that??) Benja (Working with you is not boring!) Wanja (Thanks for the support), Emma (Greatest laugh I've ever heard), Njeri, Sam, Allan, Joe na kadhalika (Pals 4 ever)! And you too Grace M Kuria! U seem to have forgotten we share the same earth, but you're a pal anyway! And Gathoni of the Friesians -- me I am a man of Guernsey's, but you're cool! Sinei (Sarcasm personified! He he!) Laura... Tea and cookies, aye? Markus where does all that Energy come from? Doreen -- those pills strangers give you are not entirely for your benefit! |
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I would like to thank Me for all the support I have
given myself. I am one of a kind and I admire the time I have taken
to do this when I could be doing other more interesting things like
shelling peas. Let us not forget
Myself for the valuable contribution as well , of course,
as I who is indispensable to this project! There will also be
some people who will want to be thanked effusively despite the fact
that they have contributed nothing whatsoever. But I will thank
them anyway when I can remember their names and when they are actually
looking over my shoulder and I have no choice but to thank them for
nothing! |
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