Stuffher: Television fans, this next bout is set for a 30 minute time limit and is for the WeWA Television Championship of the world! Already in the ring to my left, hailing from the Power Plant, this is the challenger, "Live Wire"!!

(The fans give a polite pop and Live Wire shurgs his shoulders.)

Ryan: This guy looks like he's been out drinking all night long.

Bytchoff: I hear Live Wire is coming to the end of his WeWA contract and as of today, manage has told him, the only way Live Wire is to remain with the company is if he wins this match!

Ryan: So this is the last time we are going to see this bust of an athlete?

Bytchoff: Looks like it, unless something really wacky happens here tonight.

Stuffher: And his opponent, [HUGE POP] about to enter into this arena. May I introduce to you, the man who doesn't need an introduction, but gets one anyway. Leading the way for the Era of Eradication, the origniator of pain, the true champ, the most charismatic shwoman in this business, and YOUR WeWA World Television Champion. Here he is, "The Sultan of Smack", Stevey Sinister!

(The crowd goes ballistic as BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Blue sparkling pyros shoot up into the rafters and Greenday's "Having a Blast" pumps up the WeWA faithful! Stevey struts down the isle with a steel chair, the belt reflecting from the thousand of those with cameras. Jumping up onto the apron, Stevey poses on the turnbuckle, smiling his perfect smile. The crowd begins to chant his name, and handing the referee his title, Sinister nods his head with approval.)

Ryan: By far the loudest pop of the night Eric.

Bytchoff: You haven't seen Snake Eyes yet! Well folks the referee has displayed the TV title, the bell has rung and here we GO!

(Sinister tosses the chair to Live Wire and as he catches it, Stevey drills him with a Stevenator [Vandamintor]! Rapid boots to the head by Sinister show he's all business as Live Wire tries to cover up. Dazed, Stevey picks Live Wire up by the head and twisting around on the logo, spikes Live Wire into the mat with a corkscrew piledriver. Hooking the leg the referee slaps the mat. 1.. 2.. 3!)

Ryan: That's fall number one and my god does Live Wire suck!

Bytchoff: Hey he beat Tito!

Ryan: Your point is?

Bytchoff: .........

Ryan: Ok Moose!

(Stevey pushes Live Wire back into the corner and landing a few bolo upper cuts, Live Wire falls face forward in Ric Flair-like fashion. Up to the top rope with 5 STAR FROG SPLASH! And the crowd cheers for more! Stevey points to the other turnbuckle and after a hard body slam climbs the ropes again. Four F'N Fifty splash crushes Live Wire and the referee look hard at the challenger. Stevey is on a roll and after delivering a jumping brainbuster on his opponent, Sinister decides to toss him out of the ring. Running his finnger across his throat, Stevey slams Live Wire down onto the concrete with a jack knife power bomb and Live Wire stops moving.)

Ryan: Stevey should just cover him and put this fish to sleep.

Bytchoff: The crowd keeps egging him on and Stevey just won't stop! He's pulling out a table and this one's getting ugly!

(Placing Live Wire on the table, Stevey jumps on the apron and springboarding off the second rope, connects with a Steveysault [Asai]! Live Wire crash through the table and with Sinister shaking his head for one more, you can only fear the worst!)

Ryan: He's pulling out another table!

Bytchoff: Sinister Suplex through the table and my god the referee is calling for the bell. Stevey Sinister has seriously injured his opponent and I think Live Wire is extremely hurt!

Ryan: Yeah it's over and GOOOOD GAAAAWWWWDDDD look at the arm of Live Wire, it's completely dislocated.

Bytchoff: Well the medics have come out and my gosh, lets please just get to the official announcement.

Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, this bout has been stopped due the severe beating that was taken place, and for the safety of the wrestler, referee Davey Whirley has called a end to this bout. Your winner, and STILL WeWA Television Champion of the WOOORLD! "The Sultan of Smack" Stevey Sinister!

(As Live Wire is taken out on a stretcher screaming in pain, Sinister climbs the turnbuckle raising his arms. Suddenly from behind, The Crazy Ones connect with a double chair shot knocking Stevey from his perch! Maniac Mike lifts Stevey up by the waist and as Link launches himself off the top rope, he practically removes Stevey's head twisting him around in the 360 degree circle. Boot after boot after boot find Stevey in deep trouble until Crazy Ones toss him over the top rope. The former BACW champions embrace and spitting on the sultan, exit the arena once again.)

Ryan: It seems with all the smack Stevey was dishing out at Mr. batee, The Misfits decided to send out a little warning.

Bytchoff: Perhaps The Misfits feel Stevey is part of this Mystery Tag Team that cheated them out of a world title tonight? Fans, I'm not really sure what was behind the attack, but rest assured, The Crazy Ones aren't done in the WeWA by a long shot! Ryan, I hear we have some footage from the Outback restaurant so lets go to the Ovaltron.

(The Ovaltron lights up and we see Spaz Forte chomping down on a well done piece of prime rib. Picking his teeth, and chasing it down with some water, Forte makes a fake cutting motion with his knife across his throat.")

Spaz: Miguel, donde estas?

(The scene fades and the show is taken back over by Bytchoff.)

Bytchoff: Fans, our ropes have been replaced with barb wire and as I pray for both men, it's time for the BACW Heavyweight Championship. Lets go to the ring!