Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, this next bout is a barbwire rope match, scheduled for one fall... and is for the BACW Heavyweight Championship! [HUGE POP] Making his is way down the isle is the challenger, he hails from Yonkers New York and is looked at as one of the greatest uncrowned wrestlers in this promotion. Tonight, he attempts to capture one of the most elusive regional titles in the world. Extreme fans, place your hands together for Johnny Extreme!
(Whiping his brow, Johnny carefully enters the ring as the crowd continues to cheer. Raising one fist into the air, the introductions continue.)
Ryan: Anthony sure has his work cut out for him this week.
Bytchoff: I would say, according to Vegas, is match is even money!
Stuffher: And his opponent, he comes to from the High School Football capital of the world! Weighing in tonight a tough, rough, and buff 179 pounds, from Mckeesport PA, this is YOUR BACW Heavyweight Champion, "Smooth" Kid Eeeeeeevil!
(BOOM! BOOM! Pop pop pop pop pop pop! BOOM! With the last explosion, "Smooth" by Santana plays in the background and out struts Kid Evil to an amazing round of applaudes. The BACW is obviously too large for his waist, and as it hangs off below his navel, Kid raises both hands.)
Ryan: He's here! He's here! Anthony.. I mean "Smooth" is here! Lets go Evil! [clap clap clap clap clap] Lets go Evil! [clap clap clap clap clap]
Bytchoff: Well as you can see, my Co-Host absolutely loves Kid Evil. Ryan tonight, Evil goes down hard, and I'm going to rub it in bad when it happens! Ok, referee Mario Lane has called for the bell and as Johnny Extreme extends his hand in a jesture of friendship, EVIL HITS HIM WITH A SMALL PACKAGE!!!
Ryan: Referee in perfect position, 1.. 2.. 3!!!! Holy shit it over!
Bytchoff: Easy on the helium Rancid, Johnny kicked out at one and boy does he look pissed!
(Both men meet in the center of the ring with a collar tie, and pushing Kid Evil into the corner, the referee asks for the break and Kid Evil reverses the hold. Chops to the chest by Evil and the crowd responds!)
Crowd: [Chop] Smooth! [Chop] Smooth! [Chop] Smooth!
Ryan: Kick is ass Anthony!!!! Japan All Pro Wrestling running wild!
(Irish whip into the corner and as Johnny hits with a thud, Kid Evil flies through the air with a high knee that connects to the challengers jaw line. Johnny stagger forward and as Kid Evil attempts to hook up the godsmack [power bomb], Mr. Extreme slides down the champion's back executing a reverse slide. The referee counts 1.. 2.. 3!!!!!!!!)
Ryan: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bytchoff: YES!!!!!!!!!
(The referee screams two and the match continues as Kid Evil kicks out at the last minute. Both men are back on their feet and squaring off in the middle of the ring, engage in a non-hardcore collar tie. Johnny with the go behind into a waist lock and arching back slams the champion neck first into the mat with a side suplex! Kid Evil somehow gets up and with one running start, Johnny connects with a powerful leaping shoudler block! The champion is hit hard in the chest and picking him off the mat, Mr. Extreme looks to pour on the offense. Irish whip into the corner BOOM and as Evil staggers out, Johnny clasps and twist hard planting Smooth into the mat with a spine buster. Evil is off the mat again and flying through the air, Johnny really tosses Kid with a german suplex. Irish whip into the opposite corner, but Evil reverses the momentum! No, Johnny re-reverses the hold and BOOM Evil hits hard. Smooth charges with reckless abandon and it costs him as Johnny sends the champion into the barb wire ropes with a deadly sling shot! All three barb wire ropes break lose from the turnbuckles on one side of the ring and Kid Evil is down!)
Ryan: GET ON YOUR FEEEEEEET!
Bytchoff: Senton bomb by Johnny on the barb wire entangled Kid Evil and my lord Evil is cut bad! This is becoming brutal!
(Both men fall outside the ring and as the mass of barb encases them, Johnny hooks the leg tight. 1.. 2.. 3!!!!!! The referee looks towards the bell and raising his hands yells two and the match continues.)
Bytchoff: Kid Evil seems to be getting free and that poke to the eyes says, here comes the champion!
Ryan: Evil's free! Evil's free! Evil's free!
(Pulling Johnny from the barb, Kid somehow manages to connect with a tilt-o-whirl back breaker. Irish whip into the stairs by the champion and Johnny hits hard! BOOM! Extreme looks up and Kid connects with a mull kick to the face off the apron and the crowd cheers. [SMOOTH]! The momentum pushes Johnny back into the guard rail and the fans in the front row get a taste of the railing. Punches in bunches by the champion as the crowd counts along in unison, 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6.. 7.. 8.. 9..)
Ryan: TEN!!!!!
Bytchoff: Johnny cripples to the floor and Evil follows the barage with a snap leg drop across the throat. Evil has a cover and I think Extreme is done! One, Two, Three!! No!
Ryan: Yes!
Bytchoff: The referee is yelling two and screw you Ross, it's continuing!
(Evil tosses Johnny back into the ring and following by climbing up onto the turnbuckle, misses with a high layout moonsault! T-Bone suplex by Johnny Extreme and the tide is turning. Johnny with a missile drop kick catches Kid Evil off guard and lifting the champion up off the mat by his hair, wrecklessly connects with a spinning power bomb in the center of the ring! The cover and count, 1.. 2.. 3!!!)
Ryan: Say it isn't so!
Bytchoff: I can't believe this match is continuing! Kid Evil just kicked out, where the hell is getting this energy from?
(Frustrated and looking to finally take this match to another level, Johnny drags Kid Evil over to the ropes and runs the champs face across one foot of barb. Kid Evil's forehead busts open like the Hoover during a rain storm and the crowd begins to cheer to violence! Evil falls back in pain and the crowd begins to boo and boo LOUD! Johnny is confused but locking up a fisherman's suplex to dispite the negative response stop to catch a breath before hitting the move.)
Ryan: Why are the fans booing?
Bytchoff: They're not booing Johnny, they're booing that sick son-of-a-bitch Sam Natas, look Ryan, he in the ring!!! And he's got the damn sledge hammer! LOOK OUT!!!!
(Suddenly as Natas swings, a battered and bloody Roxanne launches herself off the top rope connecting with a drop kick to the back of Natas's head. The sledge hits Extreme square in the back and while Roxanne repeatedly punches Sam in the testicles with a fist full of brass knuckles, Kid Evil connects with Godsmack! The referee slaps the mat, along with Roxanne's testicle test. 1.. 2.. 3!!)
Ryan: Kid Evil wins! Kid Evil wins! Kid Evil wins!
Bytchoff: Look out!
(From the crowd Dark Demon pushes his way into the ring and WHACK crumples Roxanne to a state of imagination! Johnny Extreme is in pain but is also angry to see his title shot as gone down the tubes, he drills Dark Demon unconscious with his finisher. Johnny points to Kid Evil hitting the celebrating Kid with his finisher too, beings to stomp Smooth over and over and over again!)
Ryan: Another one?
Bytchoff: Stevey Sinister has hit the ring and this show is out of control! Sinister clothes lines Dark Demon to the mat, and kicking the Demon under the bottom of the barb ropes, the security finally hits the ringside area hard. Everyone is restrain and as Stevey looks to exit the ring, Kid Evil picks up the mic. Good lord, is Evil going to challenge Sinsiter after that grueling brawl?
Ryan: Anthony, NO!!!!!!
Kid Evil: Hey man, get back here! [Stevey smirks and points to himself] Yeah you, I want to have word with you about what you are doing in this ring.
Stevey: Saving your ass buddy! I got time to burn and moves to churn, why speak your peace or...
(Evil holds up his hand cutting Sinister off and motions for a second to hand him something.)
Kid Evil: YWR! You know what this stands for?
Stevey: You Walk Rapid?
[Crowd laughs]
Stevey: Yeah I know what is stands for. A group that once was something, but is now nothing. Forte left you and from what I see, you're it!
(I'm outta here!)
Kid Evil: Hey Stevey, catch!
(Sinister turns and as the YWR T-shirt hits his chest, he smiles. The crowd beings to chant, Smooth TV! Smooth TV! Smooth TV! Sinister beings to look left and then right. Right and then left. And with one swift swoop...)
Ryan: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The place EXPLODES as he puts on the T-shirt. The bloody Kid Evil and Stevey Sinister embrace and the roof is blown off the building.)
Bytchoff: Fans, Stevey Sinister has just joined YWR and my god, this is a block buster announcement! And could you imagine if these guys get into the tag team ranks? My god, this place is chaos and as the newly formed team of Stevey & Smooth exit, it's time for us to go out to the local Outback Steakhouse for our next match up!