(Static fills the screen and then the picture becomes clear. The scene is the Bad ASS Arena, in Tombstone, Arizona, the site of the Pay-Per-View and it appears to be in the basement somewhere. A man dressed in blue shorts with lightning streaks lining the side, cut figure, and silver shades is on the screen. It's the man who couldn't be boring even if he tried, the "Sultan of Smack", Steve Sinister. The Television Champion grins at the camera as the Sinister Satellite feeds us Steve's pre-show promo and all viewers are in silence, waiting for the words from a true superstar.)

Steve: WELCOME TO THE SINISTER SPOT! And here tonight in the BadAss Arena in Tombstone, I will retire that little primate who calls himself LiveWire, making him wish that he never crossed paths with the man who is pummeling without pardon, destined for greatness, and the center of stardom! DeadWire, you claimed once before that the WeWA treated you like shit, well... you gotta hand it to them. If they treated you like shit, then thats better than what I would've treated you on your arrival. No one gives a damn about you, because you are simply a JOBBER. Like the rest of em. The TOTALLY DRAMATIC AND EMPHATIC Stevey S is about to show these rookies piling up in my federation the rules and regulations upon entering the WeWA.

1. Steve Sinister reigns supreme because he is the TRUE CHAMPION and you aren't.

2. Steve Sinister, who has captivated the hearts of billions, is stunning, cunning, and leaves the opposition running, so I suggest you get a head start and run as fast as you can in the other direction and become a male nurse or something.

3. Being "LICENSED TO THRILL and CHILLING YOU AT WILL" is not something you see everyday, so show Mr. ProWrestling some respect if you ever step into the ring he's made famous.

Steve: Brad Excedrinn, tonight, you will come out of the basement of yours, throw away those pills, and step into the ring. HA, like the people came to see you! Their Television Champion is here, and the most emotion and devotion ever represented in an ass-kicking motion is what they paid to see. I admit, you caused some suspense these weeks, but thats nothing compared to the jump in a wrestling fans heart and the adrenaline that surges through them when they hear Greenday starting to play on those speakers. Lets think of where the WeWA was before the Era of Eradication and then lets jump to where we are now. Its not hard to realize the mountain of greatness I have built so sit back, enjoy the show, and ask yourself, and am I lucky to be a Steve Sinister fan or what? You are, my friend, you are. I'd ask you to Screw your 'Authority'.... but you probably won't unless I beat it outta you. I'd ask you to feel the intensity.... and then realize that you will tonight. Thanks for watching, I know it was a lot of fun for you. And now before continuing on, a word from our sponsor.

(All money goes to the fund to help Live Wire pay the hospital bills and for Luther Dayne to get a new gimmick!)

Brad Excedrinn: Stevey, if you ask me, I will come! Such simplistic tomfoolery. Are you my lamb? Hmmm? Remember my boy, your being exist because I allow it. Mention my name, and it could mean a blemish on that pretty little face of yours. Becareful with your words, they cut deep and looong. See ay around funny man, I'm itching to test your mind are you willing to test mine? This blood on your satellite feed is just the start, beware of Greeks bearing gifts. But since I'm not Grecian. You figure out what it means! Ha ha ha ha..

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