Bytchoff: Well I can see Alastor Stonewall, and "The Evil" Sam Natas are in the ring, but where the hell is Roxanne? [cupping hand to headset]. Oh my god! Fans, I have just been told, Roxanne Morgan has been missing from her dressing room of over 20 minutes. Seems Snake Eyes went to sign some executive papers and when he returned, Roxanne was no where to be found! Our World Heavyweight Champion is pissed and as we speak, he is combing the back area looking for his significant other. Ryan, any ideas?

Ryan: Well we know Mr. batee... I mean Mr. Excedrinn is in the building, somewhere. Perhaps he has already decided to dance?

Bytchoff: Well it would make perfect sense if Excedrinn did get to Roxanne, because it's no secrete Snake Eyes has been calling his name all week long, along with a select few. I pity the wrestlers who have spoken, because before this night is over, he just may come! Well this three way dance has become two so lets go to the ring!

Stuffher: Dog Collar fans, our next bout is scheduled for one fall and will be wrestled under Dog Collar Rules! To my left, welcome the man your childern are told not to talk too, the "E" in the word evil! This is "Evil" Sam Natas!

(Flicking his tongue at the crowd, Natas bites down hard on the inside of his cheek, spitting the blood into the crowd.)

Ryan: Sick-o!

Bytchoff: You can say that again! But listen to the crowd cheer!

Stuffher: And his opponent to my right. A man who is no stranger to the word "Champion", this is Alastor Stonewall!

Bytchoff: Davey Whirley has gotten to word from Komona to start the bout, so here we GO!

(Alastor quickly grabs the empty collar and pulling it tight, rams the chain into Sam's neck causing him to gasp. Sledge flies out of the hands of Natas and onto the floor. Straddling his opponent, Alastor unloads with punches to forehead. Natas smiles from the pain, and wrapping the dog collar chain around his first, Stonewall pops Sam in the mouth and smile is gone. Natas is in trouble as Stonewall rips Sam to his feet by his matted down hair. High slow suplex shakes the ring and the crowd applaudes. Dragging Sam to the corner, Stonewall sits on the top turnbuckle and tipping his body off, drills Sam with a powerful elbow to the face. Natas busts open like a implant gone bad and quickly Alastor forces him to his feet. Irish whip into the ropes by Stonewall but yanking backwards practically take Sam's head off.)

Ryan: Natas is busted open and is beginning to take too much of a beating, the referee better think about stopping this one.

Bytchoff: Well the moron Teddy "4Life" Valentine is a worse referee than he was interviewer and personally I think this ones too early to call.

(Approaching his opponent, Stonewall bends down and is send down by a Natas low blow. Like the true madman he is, Sam quickly grabs the chain and begins to choke Alastor without mercy. Condensed punches to the face of Stonewall by Natas make this one a vicious dog fight. As Natas continues the choke hold, we are shown a split screen of Snake Eyes in the back tearing the place up.)

Snake Eyes: batee!!!! Where the mother f*cking hell is she!!!!!! BBBAAATTTTEEE!!

Ryan: Snake Eyes has snapped and this looks to be a very bad situation for world champion. He had Davis and Outlaw in his path and if you ask me, he's ripe for the picking!

(Back in the ring, Sam Natas is still in control landing multiple body slams, suplexes. Brass Knuckles from his jeans create a mouse above Stonewall's left eye and the crowd cheers the violence. Irish whip into the ropes and as Stonewall comes off, Natas tilts him upsidedown planting him six feet under with a tombstone piledriver! CrUNch!)

Bytchoff: Stonewall is busted open and good lord not him!

(Suddenly the music begins to play and the Outlaw logo begins to pulse on the ovaltron. With the action still going on in the ring, Natas makes a cover. 1.. 2.. 3)

Ryan: Natas wins!!!!

Bytchoff: I don't believe it?

(The referee distracted by the appearance of CC and Dakota Dave stops the count at two and the mach continues. Dakota is wearing shirt that says on the front, "I hurt Roxanne Snake Eyes" and on the back, "Courtsey of Mike Johnson". Halfway down the isle, CC opens up a ladder and DD opens up a table. As CC's eraser-like headlights, beam on the curtain, out comes Eddie Outlaw dragging a beatup and half unconscious Roxanne Morgan. The crowd begins to boo and Eddie yells, "FU" and continues down the isle. Still in control, Natas connects with a nasty clothes line and begins to put the boots to a very tired Stonewall.)

Ryan: Come Eddie, let her go!

(The screen splits once again, and we see Snake Eyes walking past a monitor. Seeing Outlaw carrying Roxanne over his shoulder and up the 15 foot ladder, Snake smashes the monitor onto the floor and sprints from the cameras.)

Bytchoff: Here comes Snake but it too late!

(Eddie Outlaw makes the sign of the cross, and dumping Roxanne off his shoulder, sends the queen of hardcore 15 feet through a wooden table. CCCRAACK! The table breaks into three pieces and if that wasn't bad enough, CC & Dave toss Roxanne in the ring. Natas who is still in control see the beautiful Roxanne's body lying limp, and turning towards her slowly, begins to smile. Suddenly from behind Alastor connects with a side suplex and hitting his finisher AVALANCHE! The referee slaps the mat, 1.. 2.. 3! Outlaw smiles and as Snake Eyes dressed in his street clothes busts through curtains, the entire Team Outlaw bails through the crowd. Snake Eyes gives chase and as Alastor Stonewall walks up the isle the victor, Snake Eyes gazes back in the ring, at Sam Natas on top of Roxanne in the missionary position. Licking the blood from this neck, Natas turns his head sideways, agressively biting the lower lip of Roxanne. Just as he is enjoying the pleasure of pain, Snake Eyes rips him to his feet, and belts him into the mat with a Snake Byte [DDT]. Sam's head bounces off the canvas as Snake drags Roxanne from the ring, carrying her in his arms to the back for the second week in a row.)

Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the Dog Collar Match, Alastor Stonewall!

Ryan: Fans, Sam Natas has somehow gotten up from this tremendous beating and is laughing all the way to the back. The man is a bloody mess, and he's still laughing!

Bytchoff: It's the sign of a real madman and aren't we all lucky he's wrestling and not the streets at night?

Ryan: Why is the Ovaltron lighting up?

Bytchoff: Folks, is it? Yes it is, let go to our very first addition of Sinister Satellite on Pay-Per-View!