Stuffher: Tag team our next contest is for the WeWA World Tag Team Championship! Accompanied to the ring by their manager Dark Journey, these are the current number one contenders and former BACW Co-Heavyweight Champions, ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for The Crazy Ones, Maniac Mike, and Missing Link!

(The crowd being to boo because it was only about half a year ago, these same two men came in and dismantle the tag team scene. The Crazy Ones are not liked in Tombstone, and this is apparent by the chorus of boos.)

Ryan: Jesus, these fans hate the Crazy's!

Bytchoff: Ryan, there is much you do not know, but I can tell you this, these two men in the ring are future of the Tag Team division and after tonight, they will both prove to all these heckling idiots why they are called The Misfits!

Stuffher: And their opponents, about to enter the arena. Hailing from Texas and Death Valley. They are your current, and reigning, WeWA Tag Team Champion of the WOOORLD! This is The New Family, "Loverboy" Luther Dayne, and Destroyer "King of Streets"!

(As November Rain pours out into the arena out steps big "D" with his world title perched on his shoulder. Suddenly the music stops, and "I'm too sexy" erupts the crowd [especially the wonen] into heated frenzy. With a quick whip of the curtain, and giration of the hips, out steps Luther wearing his world title around his waist, and his trademark Lone Ranger mask. As both men make their way to the ring, this is what the announcers have to say.)

Ryan: These guys have really done a great job with the tag team scene. I mean, the division was almost dead until they took hold of the titles and although it's still a bit weak, I feel with the Crazy Ones and this new mystery team that's going to be signed, we are going to some great matches.

Bytchoff: Agreed, but I heard rumors Dayne and Big "D" weren't getting along and I guess tonight, we will put all the rumors to rest. All four men are in the ring, the first person to use that bat held up high will be the champions. Here we GO!

(Just as the bell rings, Missing Link and Maniac Mike start off fast with a double clothes line sending the champions down hard. Dark Journey wastes no time tossing in two chairs and the Crazys waste no time using them. Down goes Dayne! Down goes Destroyer and Big "D" is busted wide open. The Crazy Ones open both chairs and putting them together like a metal bridge, connect with a vertical suplex on Destroyer! The chairs bend from Big "D's" massive frame and he turns to his stomach in pain. The more agile Link climbs to the top rope and diving off connects with a flying headbutt to the groin of Luther Dayne as Mike holds his legs spread eagle! Dark Journey has opened a table up on the outside and it looks like the Crazy Ones are going to town on the champions. Picking up Luther Dayne, both challengers hip toss Loverboy out of the ring sending him violently through the table and Luther is HURT!!)

Bytchoff: Link is going for the bat and look at Maniac Mike driving that chair into the throat of Destroyer! Come on ref, that's illegal!!

Ryan: Dayne is hurt bad on the floor and without his offense, I don't think Destroyer is going to pull this one off.

(Link climbs the pole and grabbing the bat, Dayne somehow gets onto the apron with a chair. Dark Journey tries to hold Dayne's leg as Link jumps to the mat, but Dayne pushes her off knocking Dark Journey into the guard rail. All hell has broken lose when...)

Bytchoff: Look out!

(Suddenly up on the apron is a masked man and as Link blasts Destroyer in the stomach with the bat, masked man #1 sprays official police mace into the eyes of the referee! The referee staggers frantically rubbing the burning sensation from his eyes but it's to no avail!)

Ryan: We have new tag champions!!! The Crazy Ones did it! The Crazys did it!

Bytchoff: No Ryan.. NO!!! The referee never saw Link hit Destroyer in the stomach with the bat, I don't here a bell and my god, both Masked Men are getting into the ring!

(Masked Man #1 gorilla press slams Dayne out of the ring causing the champion to hit with a thud while Masked Man #2 gives a dose of mace to the face of Maniac Mike! Mike cries out in and charging across the ring, Link cries out..)

Link: PPPPPPPPAAAIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

(Link decks Masked Man #1 and start to pull off the mask when WHACK Masked Man #2 cripples Link with a steel chair to the back. Masked Man #1 finds the baseball bat and as Masked Man #2 clears the eyes of the referee, Maniac is struck on the knee with the bat. The referee can barely see but seeing the bat was used begins to call for the bell!)

Ryan: Are you kidding me?

Bytchoff: Welcome to Arizona Rancid! Fans the masked men have stolen the titles from underneath the noses of the Crazy Ones and by gosh, I think we have new world champions! Who the hell are those guys?

Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the bout, have informed me they are called, VITAL OPERATIONS!

Bytchoff: The Crazy Ones have just run into the back looking for Vital Operations and my god, Luther Dayne is helping a very hurt Destroyer out of the ring. Well fans, I think it's only a matter of time until this tremendous tag team called the new family gets back on track. Vital Operations, you have some big shoes to fill.

Ryan: Think Dayne and Big "D" will retire? Or perhaps break up?

Bytchoff: I'm not sure, but they are one hell of a tag team! Fans, it's time for our 3 Way Dog Collar Match so lets get into the ring.... [hold on]