Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen our first contest is a scheduled Over the Top Hardcore Battle Royal and is set with not DQ & no tme limit! About to enter the arena is the first combatant. This man is making his first WeWA debut, and has been called by many, the most high profile wrestler in the business. Tombstone, welcome if you would, this is "The Human Enigma" Troy Flash!
("Role Model" by Eninem plays and as the fans boo, they give a very hostile welcome to the alleged legend. Troy Flash sadistically eyes the barb wire and other accessories in the ring. Some people who know Troy in the crowd get sick of what Daniels may do with all the weapons, and with this, some boo even more. Troy slides into the ring and quickly takes hold of the keyboard.)
Ryan: This is guy is a nut, he just cut himself with the strand of barb?
Bytchoff: Speaking of nuts, here come Dark Demon, Chaos, and Kid Cid!! All three men hit the ring and look out Kid Cid because Troy is looking to teach you some internet skills!
(Reaching back with a his bottom lips clinched in his teeth, Flash blasts Cid over the head with the keyboard sending about 15 letter of the alphabet all over the ring. Whack! Troy connects again and Cid cripples to the ground. Jumping up to the top rope, Troy Flash spins his fingers leaping off the top turnbuckle with a text book keyboard moonsault. As Troy slams his fist into face of Cid, Dark Demon has taken command of things wrapping the string of barb around Chaos's know bloody head. To make matters worse, Demon picks up a broom handle and cracks his opponent over the head. The barb digs and cuts are many!)
Ryan: Jesus Joesph and Mary, I haven't seen anyone bleed like that since the old JAPW days!
Bytchoff: Someone needs to take a look at Chaos because Dark Demon is going to end his career at this pace.
(Flash reaches back connecting with a hard Kakuza kick and with Kid Cid on the mat, Troy opens up the wooden table. Jamming Cid's head between his legs, Troy powerbombs Cid right through the table with a sickening thud! CRACK! Suddenly a loud sound is made and the crowd cheers. BOOM!)
Ryan: What the hell was that noise?!
Bytchoff: Dark Demon just clubbed Chaos over the head with that guitar and look out Eddie Van Halen, this knows how to play a tune!
(Gloating over the masterful piece of brutality, Dark Demon is tapped on the shoulder and greeted with a Troy Flash glass bottle over the head. CRASH! The tiny shards glitter in the above lighting as the crowd begins to chants, "Who's hardcore?" "Who's Hardcore?" Spying the large clump of barb behind him, Troy sits back with Demon's legs vertical to the ceiling and Demon goes head first with a pile driver. Dark Demon's head breaks open with a nasty cut and picking up a broom stick, Troy adds to the horror by breaking it over his head.)
Ryan: Flash is going for another barb wire pile driver and if he hits this, it could be over!
Bytchoff: NO! Dark Demon counters with a back body drop and Troy lands on the kitchen sink arching his back in pain!
(Troy staggers to his feet with his back in pain and receives a Demon boot to the midsection followed by a hard and deadly tombstone on the kitchen sink! CRaCk! Dark Demon is in 100% control of the match and tossing Kid Cid over the top rope and to the floor, means this match is down to three! Chaos charges Demon missing with a wild clothes line and using Chaos's momentum, Dark Demon tosses him over the top rope leaving two! Demon cries out, "I am invince..." Whack! From behind Troy smash a steel chair over the head of the bloodied Demon and Troy points towards the steel chain! Demon shakes his head getting to bth feet when, Troy comes flying off the top rope with the chain wrapped around his arm connecting with a steel lariat! Demon's head snaps back, and while Chaos & Kid Cid are stretchered from the ring, the battle continues. Barb bat to the top of Demon's head and Troy just grunt hard landing another. Demon falls to the ground shaking and Troy ends the pain with by tossing Demon over the top rope. The referee begins to call for the ball and official announcements is made.)
Ryan: GOOODDDD GWWWWWWAAADDDDDD that was ulgy!
Bytchoff: Only in the WeWA!
Stuffher: Hardcore fans, the winner of the Hardcore Battle Royal, "The Human Enigma" Troy Falsh!!
Bytchoff: Well the crowd are cheering for Troy but then again, the majority of the BACW audience is quite disturbed. Well I still hate Flash and that bat on a pole means it's time to see if The New Family can hold off The Crazy Ones in this special Bat Match! Let's go to the ring!