(Transitioning from the very daper Mike Hunt, we are shown our announcers for the evening Eric Bytchoff and Ryan Ross. Both are standing up like you, and with their hands on their hearts, sing alone with America's theme. The song comes to an end and dressed in their typical gear, Eric is sporting a new pair of black jeans, white button down, and this black leather jacket. To his left is Ryan Ross who is decked out him Killer Loop sunglasses, extra large red windpants, and matching red extra large wind breaker. This hair is done in a ceaser cut, and pointing to the camera with both index fingers, Eric takes over.)
Bytchoff: Hello everyone and welcome the legendary BA Arena located in Tomstone Arizona! Thank you for ordering our June spectacular "Dance With Devil"! I'm your Host Eric Bytchoff and this is my Co-Host Radically Rancid Ryan Ross! Ryan, this show has brutality written all over so what you say we jump right into the review.
Ryan: Hell yeah my geritol freak! Seems someone will wants to see some blood early on because we kick off this sum-bitch with a hardcore battle royal! Four competitors look to make their debut in the WeWA and each one looking to climb the ladder. Who will emerge the victor from Troy Flash, Dark Demon, Chaos, and Kid Cid? I'm not sure, but lets hear your take on the match Eric.
Bytchoff: Personally I feel this Troy Flash is without a doubt one of the best new comes we have seen in a while. The WeWA has contracted Dark Demon, Chaos, and Kid Cid, but if you ask me, the only other guy who really has a shot is Dark Demon. Fans, this Demon honestly believes he is evil and with him and Sam Natas in the federation, I think we may have to exercise!
Ryan: Like in push ups?
Bytchoff: Like in shut up!
Ryan: Easy there tiger, no need to argue! After our hardcore blood bath we will see if The Crazy Ones can forfill the dream of finally becoming the World Tag Team Champions as they look to knock off Luther Dayne and Destroyer in a bat on a pole match.
Bytchoff: Mr. batee, I mean, Brad Excedrinn has guaranteed the titles will change hands, but I for one don't see it happening. Once again the tag team scene is dragged down by incative champions who are less than challenged this week. If you ask me, this division should be retired and never brought back. Simply put Ryan, if the champions aren't excited about the belts, why the hell should the challengers?
Ryan: I'm in agreement with you there old timer! But what about this three way dog collar match with Stonewall, Natas, and Roxanne?
Bytchoff: Rumor has it, Roxanne hasn't even made it into the building yet and Snake Eyes is tense! I have a bad feeling either Team Outlaw or Karl Davis is behind this. Perhaps with Roxanne missing, Snake Eyes just might be distracted enough to drop his belt. Winner in this one, I'm going with Stonewall because Natas is completely off his rocker.
Ryan: World Television Championship will be decided in a two out of three fall contest with champion Stevey Sinister taking on the aged Live Wire.
Bytchoff: Stevey Sinister is the "Sultan of Smack" and the "Master of the Smack Attack". Live Wire is here, but from what I'm hearing in the back, he's crapping his pants.
Ryan: Well if the World TV title match is a bust, we will have a barb wire rope match for the BACW Heavyweight Champion featuring my favorite wrestler, "Smooth" Kid Evil! His opponent, another fan favorite named Johnny Extreme.
Bytchoff: Possibly one of the most dangerous matches in this sport today and I know if I was either man, I would be thinking about my career. The match is too close to call so I'm just going to sit back and enjoy this one.
Ryan: Eric, the hardcore just keeps pouring in when we go out to a local Outback restaurant for our first ever restaurant match! This match will be full of excitement as Intercontinental Hardcore Champion Mike Johnson defends against the king of the gimmick match Spaz Forte!
Bytchoff: This is going to be a wild on, and with Mike Johnson just beating up the competition left and right, it's going to be hard to pick Forte as a winner. But let me go on record saying that if we see title change, this announcer will not be shocked.
Ryan: Johnson and Forte, I guess the arena just wasn't big enough for these hardcore freaks.
Bytchoff: Somthing tells me with those two out of the building, the insurance for this event was a lot cheaper. And finally in our Main Event of the evening, we will lower the cell and place two ladders in the middle as WeWA World Heavyweight Champion Snake Eyes put up the most prestigous belt in our industry up against both a very motivated Karl Davis, and a very dangerous, Eddie Outlaw.
Ryan: Lets not forget Brad Excedrinn is in the building somewhere and during his show he will make an appearance taking on one of the WeWA finest.
Bytchoff: Well that's our card from start to finish, TWENTY athletes on one card, but only one man will walk away the WeWA World Champion! Our ring has been filled with the hardcore elements and it's time to get it ON! Here we GO!