Komona - WeWA Chairman
(The scene opens up to our chairman Komona talking on the phone to former
wrestler who's name will remain unsaid; for now. Seems that with the glory
of winning, some wrestlers tend to think they make themselves not giving
credit to organization or fellow wrestlers that have so graciously elevated
their careers. It's called ego and although it's ok to have one, there are
ways in which express your feels without hurting others for your own personal
amusement. We pick up the conversation mid-way.)
Komona: Mr. Famer, we here in the World eWrestling Alliance no longer dabble
in back door politics, and for you to call me on phone asking to end the
career of our World Heavyweight Champion Snake Eyes is laughable. Are you
still hell bent on the fact, Mike c. was and always will be a bigger talent
with you? The guy practically carried your career Darrel! And Mr. Farmer,
remember one thing, Snake Eyes didn't quit like a cry baby after he lost.
Darrel: Well so what if I'm a sore loser who doesn't want to do anything
but win. Come on Komona, the idea is a great and Snake will never see it
coming. Plus when batee did the idea, it worked wonders for my career and
for the federation. All you need to do is tell me what to say and when to
say it. I'm your perfect front man, forget about Snake Eyes!
Komona: You see Darrel that's the problem, I am not Mr. batee and if you
want ideas for your Snake Eyes plot, you need to for once in your life think
of them yourself. God, is this how you conducted business with batee?
Darrel: Listen Komona what batee did to me wasn't right and you know it.
I'm the best thing this federation has ever seen and for you to have Snake
Eyes a man who I have beaten more times than a chef does eggs at breakfast
is a joke. Don't you want "The Future" of professional wrestling back in
the WeWA?
Komona: Whether or not you come back is up to you, but as far as giving you
an immedate title shot are kidding me? Correct me if I'm wrong Mr. Farmer
but didn't you just get your ass kicked three weeks in a row?
Darrel: Lets not talk about the past sweet cheeks, lets talk about the future;
ME! So what if I lost a few times, you know I was set up by that medicated
lunatic. Komona, I pulled the wool over Greg Pautgch's eyes and used that
moron for everything he was worth. Batee was a bit smarter than him, but
in the long run, I plan on getting back at him too. Komona, your champion
is named Snake Eyes for god's sake!
Komona: Mr. Farmer, I'm going to tell you this for the last time. You are
no better than anyone else on this roster and you REALLY need to drop the
ego. I suggest you take the chip off your shoulder and start by telling your
father to stop pushing you so hard. You have a serious complex with regards
to your security Darrel, and I for one would seek some help if I was you.
Now, please stop calling me during the day, and please stop e-mailing me
about how you want to back stab this one and get back at that one.
Darrel: Ok sweet tits, I see we're not getting anywhere so I'll just end
by saying this, WeWA, "The Future" is returning to action and this only means
one thing, Snake Eyes vs. Besolve SIX!!!
Komona: Darrel, perhaps you should try and win some matches first before
you go out and put yourself in a main event. And Darrel, I hope to see you
at our next PPV.
DArrel: What's it called?
Komona: Something that I wanted to say to you for a long time. FU!
(The scene fades with Komona rolling her eyes at the thought of Darrel taking
out Snake Eyes.
