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| Heres some jokes bout musicians, drummers and bassists, don't take offence, lol |
| Two drummers meet while walking down a street. The first says "what you got in the bag?" The other replies "chickens" "can i have one?" asks the first drummer The second drummer replies "if you can guess how many there are, you can have both of em" |
| What do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians? A drummer |
| Did you hear the one bout the drummer who walked past the bar? It could happen! |
| A bassist walks into a bar, "ouch" |
| A drummer and i bassist walk into a building, thou'd have thought one of them woulda seen it! |
| And yes i apologise, some are rather poor |
| Whats the last thing a drummer says in a band? "Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?" |
| How do you keep a drummer busy? Give him a pack of m&m's and tell him to sort the m's from the w's |
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| More jokes |
| A blonde woman named Babbette finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial trouble. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto." Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Babbette again prays... "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well." Lotto night comes and Babbette still has no luck. Once again, she prays... "My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order." Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Babbette is confronted by the voice of God Himself: "Babbette, meet Me halfway on this. Buy a ticket!" |
| Three ladies all have separate boyfriends named Larry. One evening, while sharing a few drinks at the bar, one of the ladies suggests, 'Let's name our Larry�s after a soft drink, because I'm tired of getting my Larry mixed up with your Larry, and her Larry mixed up with your Larry.' The other two ladies agree. The first lady speaks out, 'Okay then, I'm gonna name my Larry " 7 Up" because he has 7" and it's always up!' The three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other high fives. Then, the second lady says, 'I'm gonna name my Larry "Mountain Dew" because he can mount and do me any day of the week.' Again, the three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other more high fives. The third lady then says, 'You know, those two Larrys were good, but I'm gonna name my Larry "Jack Daniels".' The other two ladies shout in unison, "'Jack Daniels"? That's not a soft drink... that's a hard liquor!' The third lady replies, 'That's my Larry!' |