First appearance: Rock 'n' Roll Ninja Aquarius #1
Real name: Michael Tomato
Age: 22
Occupation: Good question - office worker, I guess
Place of birth: Between mother's legs
Marital status: Very, very lonely
Base of operations: Evans Heights
Height: 5' 9'' Weight: 90kg
Eyes: Pretty Hair: Yes
Super powers: Super strength, agility, reflexes and speed. Plus he can speak Greek.
Source of powers: Was bitten by a radio-active ninja.
Masturbates: Approx. 5-7 times per week.
Real name: Fat Jacano
Age: None
Hair: The flaming red of a thousand glowing embers/ absent
Eyes: The cool azure of the summer sky
Occupation: Crimelord
Front for criminal activities: Assistant crimelord
Likes: Mass murder; drug dealing; puppies
Dislikes: Comedic juxtaposition
First Appearance: Rock 'n' Roll Ninja Aquarius #1
Died: Rock 'n' Roll Ninja Aquarius #1
Name: Betty-Sue McMaster
Age: 24
Marital status: Hot to trot
Living status: No
Likes: Corey, Sex and the City, John Mayer, helping the homeless
Dislikes: Michael, Hitler, most cancers.
Sorghum Copy: No, she is not Sorghum Copy
First Appearance: Rock 'n' Roll Ninja Aquarius #1
Died: Rock 'n' Roll Ninja Aquarius #1
Resurrected by Resurektorr?-7: Rock 'n' Roll Ninja Aquarius #138
Name: Cecil McIntosh
Real name: Gordon Fitter
Age: 83 years young
Martial status: Blue belt
Marital Status: Married 63 wonderful years to Jean
Likes: The sound of rain against his window; the laughter of children
Dislikes: Having heart ripped out by ninjas; taxes
First Appearance: Rock 'n' Roll Ninja Aquarius #1
Died: Rock 'n' Roll Ninja Aquarius #1
