41. Robo Drac Sucks
Robo Drac is nuts
when he goes berzerk
he's a fucking jerk
Hey Robo-Drac! FUCK YOU!
42. "The Right Stuff" by New kids on the block
Robo bo bo bo
Robo bo drac!
Robo bo bo bo....FUCK YOU!
43. Look on the ground!
it's a robot
it's dracula
IT'S ROBO DRAC!
OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
44. "old skool rap yo"
His name is fucking robo-drac
so don't talk no smack
cuz from fuckin 9 to 5 he's on fucken pro-zac
BLING BLING YO!
45. Robo-drac is here to stay
so better brush your teeth anyway
he killed your baby, he killed your mom
so you better go get a bomb
and put it in robo-drac's circuits yeaaaah.
46. "EMO CORE"
Rooooooo Booooooo Draaaaaaaac
he likes to suck blood
RooooooooBooooooo Draaac
don't make him mad or he'll start a flood
RooooooBoooooo Draaaaaaac
47. R-O-B-O DRAC! DRAC!
He's craaaaaaaaaazay! Drac Drac Drac
He's here todaaaaay Drac Drac Drac
R-O-B-O DRAC! Drac!
48. R-O-B-O-T DRA-CU-LA! HEY!
to the R to the O to the B to the O
Draculo!
to the D to the R to the A to the C
Draculee! yeah!
49. "Ned Flanders Song"
Drac hates children
Children hate jack
everyone else hates robo dra-ac
Not Me!
everyone, but him, hates robo-drac!
50. "Jingle Bells"
I'm Robo Drac
Robo Drac
Killing all the time
oh what fun it is to kill
a big Jew like ben stein ooooooh!
51.watch out, robo-drac!
it's raining and lightening you stupid quack
if you don't get inside you'll break your software
and that will mess up your evil metallic stare
52.Pleeease! Someone!
TURN OFF ROBO-DRAC!
he kills everything in sight!
watch your back when it's night!
cuz that's when he will biiiite!!!!
AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
53.his circuits are volcom
his software is outdated
now he just wants to be sedated and kill children
54.Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!
he's robo-drac , he's bigger than a specklar
he likes to disguise himself as gary heckler
he likes to be called the great communicator
because his voicebox is made of .... magnets
55.Hey! Ho! Robo!
Hey! Ho! Robo!
his name is robo-drac
he acts like a smack
he can be really whack
robo drac
Hey! Ho! Robo!
he's really evil
what he wants i don't know
all fucked up and ready to blow
he likes to smoke crack
he eats kids named jack
he once ate a tack
Robo Drac!
Hey! Ho! Robo!
Hey! Ho! Robo!
56.my name is robo drac and i'm here to stay,
i'm goanna kill your children either tommorow or today
it doesn't matter if you have locks on your doors
cause i'm goanna burn them down like giant smores
Word, yo.
57.robo-drac used to run track,
until he smoked crack,
and the cops took his sack of crack
58. His name is robo robo,
crazy as fuck
he like to kill children
that don't brush their teeth
his name is robo robo
he goes berzerk
and then sucks your blood
because he's a fucking jerk
his name is robo, roo, robo drac! yeah!
59. Hey robo-drac!
yeah, what do you want?
I heard you like to grunt
Shut up, you cunt!
Hey robo drac!
I thought I told you to shut the fuck up
60. robo-drac
smokes crack
in his brown shack
and for his snack
he eats a big mac
with his friend, robo-jack
61. robo drac wants to go on vacation
but he hates to pack and go to the gas station
so he Shaq but that adds to the frustration
so robo-drac never goes on vacation
62. robo-drac?
more like robo-jerk
i fucking hate him when he goes berzerk
why can't circuits just always work
fucking robo-jerk
63. robo-drac has lots of wires
robo-drac like to set fires
robo-drac sez your all fucking liars
so suck it you stupid hookers
64. well he's robo-drac and he's a little bit spooky
he's robo-drac and he's down right goofy
he's robo-drac and he likes to make you eat your own dookie
so shut the fuck up or he will skin your family
and you will rot for eternity in the firey depths of hell
65. Robo-Drac has a new friend
his name is Robo Satan and this song will end
NOW!
66. "Barney Song"
I love you
you hate me
i will kill your family
with a gun in my hand and a smile on my face
i will make you lick mace
ROBO DRAC!
67. robo-drac robo-drac
he's a mean fucking robot
with razor teeth, in his mouth
he'll rip through your flesh
so run away, try to hide
but he'll get you, anyway
so go and cry, you fucking baby
but soon you'll breathe, no longer
68. robo-drac is a robo-jerk
because he robo-kills too many people when he goes berzerk
robo drac is a robo-dickhead
because he robo-keeps 500 corpses in his shed
robo-drac is a robo-bastard
because he won't get the hell out of my yard
robo-drac is a robo-cocksucker
because he is a robo-queer dirty motherfucker
69. ro bo ro bo robo drac (boom boom chick)
ro bo ro bo robo drac (boom boom chick)
ya got blood on your teeth ya big fuck face
killing and raping all over the place
ro bo ro bo robo drac (boom boom chick)
70. robo-drac smokes robocrack
and gives his tool a robowhack
71. robo-drac is goanna fuck your mom
then he's goanna plant a bomb
so you can eat his robo-shit
72. watch out for that truck robo-satan!
OH SHIT!!! good bye robo-satan
or should i say micro-satan, because now your teeny
thats what happens when you make a pass at robo-drac,
he's straight bitch
you forgot he drives a cool ass dump truck
73. robo-drac will kill you unless you do what he says
so brush your teeth and don't be gay, dickhead
74.robo-drac thinks you are a whore
so be good and go to the store
or else you will be killed by a rabid boar
unless you fuck that too you whore
75. robo-drac thinks you should die
so you better run and cry
because he's goanna piss in your eye
so run, still, unless you can fly
76. robo-drac never plays in the sand
not because he's a fucking dickhead,
but because it clogs the gears in his hand
so unless your sand is really large,
keep it in the shed
now go to bed, prick
77."Brown Eyed Drac"
hey where do we go
days when Robo Drac came
he's a friggen serial killer
and often goes insane
laughin and a'killing children
shredding and eating guts
looking like a badass ted nugent
rippin out your hearts and fucking them
you my robodrac
sha la la la la la la la la la la la tee da
78. Robo-Drac!!!!!!
79. robo-drac and ted nugent got in a fight
ted tried to tear out robo-drac's eye
but robo-drac hit him with an apple pie
and ted nugent shot him,
but they both got away
80. still Robo-Drac!!!!!!!!!! (robo-drac reprise)
81. robo-drac is a motherfucking gangster
he's crazy as fuck and don't take no shit
robo-drac is whack as shit and a down right prankster
he'll fuck your mom,
kill your kids and then pick up the bong and take a hit
robo-drac mofos, straight up biotch
82. fly robo-drac, fly!
robo-drac just got an upgrade
he can now fly far in the sky
so death from above is certain at least
so get a shower, brush your teeth, it's time for robo-drac's feast
83. "Lilith Fair Song"
(intro by some whiny + hairy feminist)
robo-drac is a big fag
his nickname should be giant douche bag
...hold on, i gotta stop the song for a second......
there's something behind that tree...
HOLY FUCKING ASS!
RUN, IT'S GODDAMN ROBO-DRAC!
84. robo drac is bad
goes berzerk and makes me mad
robo drac is ass
85. rooooboooo rooobo bo bo
rooobooo! don't know he breathes... Go!
robo drac is really nuts
kills your wife and kids
uses volcom circuits
then he goes berzerk, Go!
86. robo satan is really bad
robo dave is really rad
robo drac is really sad
because ms. ****** has a nad
87. robo-drac should work for crest
because he spares the fresh breaths
and kills the rest
so brush your teeth little brats
or robo-drac will make you eat dead rats
88. robo-drac can't chase me
cuz he has one wheel you see
his top speed is 5 miles an hour
now go brush your teeth and take a shower
89. robo fuck drac fuck
robo fuck drac fuck
draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac
draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac
drac
90. knock knock
who's there?
it's meeeee, robo jack!
but i killed you!
it's my spirit, robo drac!
I'll kill you again!
you can't kill a ghost you retarded smack!
oh, ok, now what?
i dunno.... see ya Robo Drac
ok, later man.... FUCK!
91. why the hell is everybody singing about me?
cuz i have one wheel and sit down to pee?
why is everybody always singin' bout me?
i'll fuck you up and hang you from a tree
why is everybody always singin' bout me?
i licked your moms cunt. he, he, he
92. Robo Drac started a new business it's called:
"I'll Kill You For 14 Dollars"
93. the only good commie is the one that is dead
if they don't shut up up i'll blow off their head
robo-drac is here to stay
he don't care if your straight or gay
cuz he'll kill you anyway
94. one wheeled robot called robo-drac
he's really really rare so go get your kodak
if you see him coming get on the amtrak
cause he'll kick your ass at black jack.
95. dude, robo drac
you stole my back pack,
give it back
96!!!knick knack
patty whack
lousy robo-drac
why the hell did you have to stab me in the back?
97. robo-drac is a hygiene nazi
in his free time he plays lots of yahtzee
if you get in his way
he will make you pay
he comes after you with no rest,
hell, i have a tire mark across my chest
if you think he's your friend
than you better think again
because when he short circuits
he cuts everyone into tiny bits
robo-drac drives a big black hearse
he goanna rule all of you, because he's king of the universe
you can't get guilt from him
because he's a machine with no e-mo-tions
so if you try to plead mer-cy
you better just cry, and suck it
because you are going to die
there is one thing about robo-drac
he doesn't like teeth covered in plaque
so if you don't brush your teeth, watch your ass
when his circuitas get over loaded
theres no stopping him, cause he goes real fast
unless he........................................um,
falls over, he does that alot though,
because he only has one wheel,
and he doesn't have good balance,
but he's still cooler than you.
can you walk straight up a wall?
not unless you have really sticky feet
but robo-drac can! and thats no real super feat
I just wish he wasn't such a jerk
all he ever does anymore is go berzerk
robo-drac = robo-jerk
i can't stand him when he goes berzerk
robo-drac is a robo-fiend
because he always is so goddamn mean
robo-drac killed my family......again
first it was my real family,
then my extended family,
now my foster family.
I ment in with them when the old ones died
good thing i brush my teeth
otherwise that big 9 foot tall robo-bully would have
broken my legs,
what a dick
robo-drac = robo douche bag
i can't stand him when he acts like a big fag
robo-drac is a robo-clit
so robo-drac can SUCK MY SHIT!
robo-drac is a plain out bastard
he once made my friend eat his own turd
he's a dick,
he can rot in hell from now on
i just want him to get of my lawn
no robos allowed
no robos allowed
get the phone,
or get out of my home
robo-drac is a urine face
98. he flies at night,
drac is in before light,
he gave me a fright
robo-drac fucked my toaster!!
he fell over and broke his wheel
but he's made of steel
robo-drac fucked your robo-cat!!!
blows your shit apart
drac is really smart
he goes berzerk!!
drac is a fucking jerk!!
he never weems to work,
he bit you in the ASS!!
bend over microwave,
drac needs you dials,
get rid of those smiles you jerk
robo-drac loves raping people anally
but he's killing mainly
he's fucking robo-drac
99. "The Sympathy of robo-drac"
robo-drac just got the news
he has a disease and has to lose
"why did i drink that booze?"
"why did i have to snooze?"
robo-drac has a disease called AIDS
he looks to the sky as the brightness fades
"but i sucked blood for some decades!"
"why did i have to suck the blood of a jerk?"
Now robo-drac is HIV positive
so his life he has to give
"sunnabitch man, this pisses me off"
"goddamn monkeys spreading diseases"
(music stops)
Wait, what the fuck?
robots can't get diseases
so robo-drac called the doctor a crazy kook
"fuck yeah! i'm goanna murder a gook!"
(music starts again)
So robo-drac starts his raid
kills everyone that is in his way
"eat my shit" he likes to say
as he blows the bastards away
(music progressively gets harder and faster)
you better not mess with this bitch
case he'll kill you 5 times before you hit the ground
"i don't have aids! so suck it!"
"i am the mighty robo-drac!"
(music slows)
then, robo-drac realizes that he's a jerk
and that he kills innocent kids when he goes berzerk
but then he remembers that they don't brush their teeth
AND THEN HE GETS WICKED!!
(hard ass music)
ROBO-DRAC WILL KILL YOU NOW
CAUSE HE'S A FUCKING JERK!
ROBO-DRAC WILL KILL YOU NOW
CAUSE HE'S GOING BERZERK!
(HEAVIER THAN SHIT MUSIC)
BERZEEEEERK!!!!!!!!!!!
BERZEEEEERK!!!!!!!!!!!
BERZEEEEERK!!!!!!!!!!!
BERZEEEEERK!!!!!!!!!!!
(music slows again)
Rooooo boooo
Draaaaa aaaac
Rooooo boooo
Draaaaaaaaaa aaaaaac
SEE YOU UNDER YOUR BED, MOTHER FUCKER
100. hide your babies,
hide you wives
robo-drac like to take lives
stash your weed,
stash your crack
cuz he'll hump you on your back
