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My Story:

I wont bore you with details about when for a short period in 1981 I became a mega-superstar. Nor will I tell you how in 1983 I signed a contract with Atari for $450,000 US. I won't even gloat about the fact that in 1985 I was voted sexist man of the year by PC User's magazine, nor about the three Ferraris I had. Instead I'll tell you about what I've been doing in the 90's and beyond.

1990: The Atari as a console was dead, so I had to go to other places for employment. I signed a deal with Sega Corp that was supposed to see me release four adventures with them but then that damned Sonic showed up so I was again unemployed.

1991: Saddam Hussain and his army invaded the little country of Kuwait and I was called to serve the world. I along with many pilots jumped into our F16's and ran night sorties for the duration of the war. I shot down 97 enemy planes and was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honour for my efforts.

1995: Someone with my abilities was destined for more than video game superstatus so I applied my knowledge of computers and got a job with Microsoft. For a few years I was working on the programming for DOS and then my triumph came in 1995 when Windows 95 was realeased. I single handedly wrote that and got no credit for it.

1997: Lady Diana and that Harrod's guy were killed when their Mercedes crashed into a tunnel in Paris. I'm really sorry for this but if it wasn't for "PacMan 2" for Sony Playstation they might have been still alive. It was shrieks of joy upon completion of that stage that takes you to the random fruit stage that distracted the driver. I'm sorry but it was my game and I take credit for this.

2000: The millenium bug came and went. Nothing of any consequence happened at all anywhere on the planet. Once again thanks to my brilliance and calculation, I again saved the world

Actual Useful Links:

Unlike other websites that have links to their friends, I don't have any... Because of this I will send you to the most useful places you can go. Not the places that Robie would suggest but then again, if you actually went to thise places you would be stuck on a train and going somewhere without a ticket.