Robie's Advice Page wif pacman

Me wan listen to you problem. Tell me you problem and me and PacMan help you. Me dink coffee too.

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You can email Robie & PacMan at [email protected]

Me Advice:

Me need you help wit dis page. You need email with problem, so email problem and me and PacMan give you advice. Just tell us if you no wan you name on page, we happy. We no wan give problem, speshally when you have problem that we trying to get rid of.

My Advice:

Honestly, I don't really know after all these years why I still put up with that barrel. Look, he dragged me into this advice column thingy and I guess I should be grateful but... well. Ugh. We'll try and help you but don't expect too much, Robie has the IQ of a boiled carrot. I suppose I should be grateful, after all he did give me my own page on his site.

My advice on the other hand should be really intellegent and well thought out but I advise caution. I'm not going to be a stool pigeon because you were silly enough to take the advice of a robot and a PacPerson and act on it. You have been warned.

I am Mustapha Abiola, Director of Procurement and Contract Award with Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. I got your contact from the foreign office of the Nigerian Chambers of Commerce and Industry. It is with trust that I wish to contact you on this matter concerning the transfer of US41.5m. Sometime ago, a contract was awarded by my Corporation (NNPC) to Alliance Oil International to Service, Turn Around Maintenance and Rehabilitation Work on Kaduna Refinery and Petrochemical (KRPC) plant in Nigeria. This contract was over-invoiced by us to the tune of US41.5m (Forty-One Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) myself and some Officials reached a compromise to transfer the Fund into a Foreign Bank Account that will accommodate this fund. We have all modalities set. We have been disappointed last year by a Briton Mr. Henry Strand whom we trusted with a transaction of this nature up to the tune US35m dollar. He is sitting on our money for no apparent reason but we believe that good people like you still exist in this world and we are willing to try again with you. He still resided in London and enjoying our collective money and refused to give us our share but we believe that for this act of wickedness to us, he will never go unpunished by God. Because of this we are afraid and we need your total trust and assurance that you must be an honest and straightforward person. We have agreed to share the money and for the account owner 30% for me and my partner 65% will be taken 5% remaining will be used in offsetting taxes and all local & foreign expenses. Please not that this transaction is 100% safe and risk free and we will commence the transaction from the date of receipt of the following information via the Telefax number above. Please if you accept this proposal, send to me by fax 1. Your Company’s name, address, Telephone and fax numbers 2. Your Bank name, address, telephone, fax 3. Your bank account number. With this information, we are going to put in application for the release of this fund into your account for us all. Due to our sensitive position, we cannot afford a slip in this transaction so contact me immediately through the email address for further information on the requirements and procedure for this transaction. Please treat with the strictest confidentiality and utmost urgency.

Yours faithfully, Mustapha Abiola

Me Advice:

Me thin you id a wakko. You name id Mustaphying and me think you sound like you need Abiola virus clean up. Me advice is that you give me da US$45.1m so me have feast. Me no give you me bank details as me think you steal me money so go way and tell you friend in Togo or Nigeria do same.

My Advice:

There are institutions and people looking for people like you. One of them is the CIA whom I have forwarded your name and details to in accordance with applicable laws. The New Zealand government will also be looking for you. As for Mr Henry Strand, I have contacted him and he has kindly agreed to send me on a fact finding mission to the Bahamas.

Letter 2: Chane Steiner

Hello,

I came across your website today and saved your email address, I have never been to your site before; today was my first visit. You have done a fine job with it. I like the design and content. I'm sure you are always seeking additional traffic to your site, especially FREE traffic!
Well, I can get you more FREE traffic. Please check out my site; it is very simple and can get you massive exposure.

http://www.chane.org/traffic.html

If you have any questions, please feel free to email me.
[email protected]

Thanks, Chane Steiner

Me Advice:

Hello,

Me like having free traffic but not at tree in der mornin. You like the design and content? Me thin you very nice for sayin dat and me wish luv and kiss on you. May good stuff come to you family and may it alway be August 23 in you house.

My Advice:

Thank you for commenting on our fine web page. I built this site from scratch and Robie only helped when it came to putting the pictures in. We get about 3 hits a day on this site and geocities have often told us that it is this site that causes them so many traffic problems, so quite frankly we don't need more.